This Sunday's Six Sentences are fresh from Friday's new release, Stacy's Dad Has Got It Going On. Not much set-up: this is just your typical college-girl-walking-in-on-her-roommate's-father-naked scene. Enjoy.
Kicking off her cross-trainers, Savannah slid down the waxed wood hallway and opened the door to her room.
Savannah gasped as Stacy’s dad shrieked like a five-year-old and shielded his penis with his hands. He was naked. Why was he naked? Hell, besides that, why was he in her room?