Saturday, May 31, 2014

#MySexySaturday For KINKSTERS' Eyes Only!

Howdely-Doodely, Neighbourino!

For this week's My Sexy Saturday, I've decided to put the spotlight on my kinky group sex anthology, KINKSTERS.  Why's that?  Because Kinksters surprised me this month by becoming May's top-selling print book in my catalog. I say I was surprised because the ebook version hasn't seen spectacular sales. 

I guess kinksters like their paperbacks!

Anyhoo, this week's theme is characters who are coming back to sexy. Reminds me of a story in Kinksters called "Debbie Does Dalhousie"--about a middle-aged woman (Debbie) getting seduced by three sexy college girls!

Enjoy seven paragraphs from Debbie Does Dalhousie, featured in the anthology Kinksters:

A thick pulse sounded between Debbie’s thighs. Alisha, Mimi, and Wednesday were very pretty girls, and she’d come here thinking how many experiences she’d missed out on by not going to college. If she said no to this chance, she would always regret it.

“I’m in.” Debbie forced a smile, though she was nervous as hell. “I want this.”

As they walked to Alisha’s dorm, where this so-called “party” was to be held, Wednesday asked, “So, Debbie, have you ever fucked a girl?”

Debbie’s breath caught in her throat. “Well, I… I…”

“Oh, she has!” Mimi giggled. “Look, she’s blushing!”

“I am not blushing.” Debbie covered her cheeks with both hands. “No, I’ve never fucked a girl. I kissed a girl once…”

“And she liked it!” the girls sang as they hopped down the sidewalk.



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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Sign up for my Newsletter? (I'll give you stuff...)

So... I haven't quite figured out how to use MailChimp, but I'm getting there and I'm hoping you can help me.  Help me how?  By signing up for my newsletter. Don't worry--I'm not going to spam you.  In fact, here's what I'm thinking:

I have a new book coming out next week.  I haven't blogged about it at all.  Haven't done a cover reveal.  Nothing.  This weekend, I'd like to introduce my newsletter subscribers to this upcoming book.  Not only that, but I'll include the entire first chapter!

If you're the kind of reader who appreciates exclusives and perks, sign up for my newsletter today.  It's a double opt-in thing, so you'll get one of those "are you sure you want to be on this list?" emails.  You'll have to click the confirmation link.  Then I'll have my hooks in you. FOR LIFE!  Mwahahaha!  (Kidding. You can unsubscribe at any time!)

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

#MySexySaturday is a MONSTER this week!

Want to hear this week's My Sexy Saturday theme?

Share with us this week those characters who are doing sexy and don’t realize it.

Hoo boy! Don't get me started.

Too late.  I'm already thinking about my new incubus novella, Monstrous Obsession. [Trigger warning for all triggers] Because, although Monstrous Obsession is an HEA erotic romance, most of the sex scenes don't involve our heroine Artemis and her biker boyfriend Budd.  Most of the sex scenes involve Artemis being TAKEN by the possessive demon who lives in their house.

Artemis is just minding her own business, going about her daily tasks, not trying to attract anyone's attention, when BAM!

Incubus thinks she's sexy.  Incubus thinks he OWNS her. And Incubus can jump into other men's bodies...

Artemis had never, in her entire life, felt so alone. On top of the aching loneliness, she knew it was watching. She didn’t know what it was, but she sensed its presence in the room, like a haze. Not a visible mist or fog, but dense, hot energy. The force made it hard to breathe. And moving? That was out of the question. Its haunting presence held her down.

In her mind, she asked, “Who are you? What do you want?”

She heard him laughing. He was inside her head, hearing her thoughts and feeling her fear. Never in her life had she felt so invaded.

“Get out of me,” she said, panicking, struggling to move. “Get out!”

The laughter grew more resonant, until it vibrated in her belly. It wasn’t just an impression on her mind anymore. He’d found a way inside her body.

“Get out!”

This time, instead of laughing, the creature spoke from deep inside her. “Darling, I’m just getting started.”


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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

I Cleaned My Cum Off Google

I said I wouldn't do it.  I didn't want to do it.  But I did it.  I wiped my "cum" from Google Play.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you obviously don't visit me often enough (why don't you visit more often?!?) and you can catch up here:

It infuriated me that Google removed Oubliette, citing explicit terms in the description, when that "explicit term" was a perfectly mundane usage of the Latin word "cum."

I'm still pretty pissed that Google Play continues to remove my books for reasons I can't always figure out (always citing explicit terms in the title or description), but I gave in and revised Oubliette's blurb.  No more cum.

Miranda and Saba always fight on vacation. They even miss the ghost walk at their castle/luxury resort hotel because they're too busy arguing. When they stumble upon a mysterious woman in need of help, there's no staff around, so the couple brings Oubliette to their room. Where did this strange girl come from? Why is she so dirty? What's with the clothing that went out of fashion three hundred years ago? And does Oubliette have the power to reunite two lovers who’ve been at each other's throats all night? 

So that's today's Google-related news.  Here's the link to Oubliette at Google Play:

On we go...

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Shh... It's #MySexySaturday

Let's get right into it. No preamble, no chatter. Just seven paragraphs of smut from a box set of seven taboo stories.

If you don't like taboo, stop reading right now!

Seven paragraphs from Jade K. Scott's "Blackmailed by Daddy," which appears in Shh... It's Too Taboo:

She grasped the arm of the couch, bending forward at the waist. Her breasts were hanging down, and he smirked as he watched them swing freely. His hand reached out and fondled once again, and she bit her lip and squeezed her eyes shut.

He stood behind her and lifted her skirt. He gripped her panties and pulled upward, lodging them firmly inside her crack. He could see the plump lips of her labia peeking out around the edges. His hand swept casually over her ripe buttocks.

“You know, I always used to hate it when I had to do this to you,” he told her. “This time, I think I’ll rather enjoy it.”

She heard the jingle of his belt as he unfastened it, and the long zip as he removed it from his belt loops. It jingled again as he looped it in half. And she clenched her jaw as she heard it zip through the air, smacking firmly against her ass. She cried out.

“You’ve been a very bad girl, Andrea!” he growled. “Haven’t you?”

“Yes,” she said.

“Yes, what?” he asked.

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Friday, May 16, 2014

I should have called it "The Demon, The Biker and the Puppy Portraitist"

Have you been waiting... anticipating... the arrival of Monstrous Obsession?

Of course you have!

Well, my erotic novella of sex and love and demonic possession is NOW AVAILABLE, so what are you waiting for? Go buy a copy!

Oh, you want to know a little more about it?

Well, first off, it's got an amazing cover by a brilliant graphic designer:
Yeah, that was me.

And then it's got this blurb:

Artemis has never relied on a man for anything. When she moves in with her biker boyfriend Budd and his teenaged son Vincent, she worries she’s losing her independence. Little does Artemis know the moment she sets foot inside Budd’s big house, family dynamics will be the least of her worries.

Something strange lives in Budd’s creaky old house, and it’s far more powerful than any human being. Artemis senses it watching her. She feels it when, out of the blue, a slimy monster tongue licks her neck. She watches it possess every man who looks her way. How could she anticipate the intense, horrific evil she would encounter in Budd’s home?

To save her new family from an obsessive monster, Artemis must learn to accept help from the man who loves her. Can she swallow her pride… before it’s too late?

An erotic novella with a generous helping of horror from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

And then there's this excerpt you can read:

Closing her eyes, Artemis rested against the wall, listening to Budd and Vincent’s deep voices somewhere in the house. She couldn’t hear what they were saying, but it was obviously about her. Sometimes she felt like she’d never be wanted anywhere she ended up.

That thought was pushed from her mind by a voice even deeper even than Budd’s. Growling, violently, it said, “You’re mine now.”

Artemis jumped up from the floor, looking all around the room. She felt like somebody was in there with her, but she couldn’t see anyone. Tentatively, she opened the large wooden wardrobe, half expecting one of Vincent’s squirrelly friends to jump out at her. It was empty, except for a little wooden box with strange words carved all around the sides. Curiosity erased the tension of the moment, but as she lifted the lid, shivers ran down her spine. The dread returned, even though the box was empty.

Something was in the room with her, watching her. She was sure of it. Something disturbing and malevolent. The hair stood up all along her arms. She felt like she’d been licked up and down her neck by a dirty old man, and she wiped it with the sleeve of her shirt, again and again, convinced she was removing someone’s saliva from her skin.

The bedroom door squealed open, and she screamed.

Budd chuckled. “Jumpy, jumpy!”

“Sorry, I thought I… heard something.” Artemis shook her head, then pressed the ill-fitting lid back on the wooden box. “I don’t know.”

And then there are all these places where you can buy the book--digitally, or in print!

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Pegging Mayor Pigman of Hogtown

My live-in sock puppet may have her own blog now (, but Donuts and Desires gets waaaay more hits, so Lexi Wood came crawling back to Mama.

That's right. She asked me to feature her weird new Femdom gangbang abduction and sissification (and pegging) story Pegging Mayor Pigman of Hogtown. I know what you're thinking, but this ebook is definitely NOT about Rob Ford. It doesn't even mention him once!

So what if the main character is half-man/half-pig and happens to be mayor of a place called Hogtown? Doesn't mean Lexi wrote it about anyone in particular. She totally didn't. She's never even heard of the guy.


Pegging Mayor Pigman of Hogtown:
Definitely NOT a Political Parody involving Femdom, Bondage and Erotic Humiliation 
by Lexi Wood

When Madame Dartmore’s feminist sex workers’ co-op is put out of business by Hogtown’s drunken Mayor Pigman, the multicultural group of proud independent entrepreneurs takes action. The stage is set. The dungeon is stocked with a Sissy Kit, bondage equipment, and dildo shoes. If the gang of pros must leave the city they love, they’re going out with a BANG.

This is a weird work of erotic fiction. Characters in this strange story are not intended to represent real people in any way. Any resemblance to actual persons, notorious mayors or pigmen is entirely coincidental.

No pigmen were harmed in the writing of this comedy.

Word Count: 7,500

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Another Book Banned by Google Play

Last week I told you Google Play had removed two of my books from sale (you should read my blog post--it's pretty ridiculous), and today another one's been taken down: My Mistress' Thighs, an anthology of erotic transgender fiction and poetry.

Same reason: "We do not allow sexually explicit terms or excerpts in the titles or descriptions of books."

I'm guessing I must have listed the table of contents in addition to the blurb, because there's a story in this collection called "Cock for a Day."  Aside from that, I don't know what their issue would be. But, honestly, Google Play is banning books for COCK?  It's not as stupid as last week's this-cum-that example, but it's still... gah! Corporate censorship.

Google Play is officially worse than Amazon. Congratulations! What an amazing achievement. 

If you'd like to buy My Mistress' Thighs: Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry, it's available like everywhere on the planet except Google Play. Kobo also banned it last year. I don't remember if they unbanned it, but this happened about a month after Kobo threw indie authors under the bus by removing ALL our books and also saying derogatory things about erotica writers, so... yeah.

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh right, about this banned book:

Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention

Praise for My Mistress’ Thighs: Whether this is your first encounter with Giselle’s work, or simply your latest, I daresay there’s nowhere better to find yourself than between (the pages of) My Mistress’ Thighs
~Sally, Bending the Bookshelf
Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry

A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.

This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.

From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica.

Table of Contents

Sonnet: Fear of Drowning
The Public Life of Private Paulsen
Friends of Dorothy
Sonnet: Earthly Constellations
Dressing for Dinner
Love in the Time of Instant Messenger
Third Rail
Sonnet: Time That You Love
A Wolf in Grandmother's Clothing
Secrets and Guys
Sonnet: Light Walker
Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice
Cock for A Day
Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again
Sonnet: A Female Bond
Spring Fever
Sonnet: My Mistress' Thighs

Buy in print from Createspace:

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and a bunch of other places. But not Google Play.