Thursday, February 12, 2015

50 Shades of Kiss My Ass

Did you ever write a book out of spite? I did. And I'll tell you why...

When 50 Shades of Grey hit it big, I didn't pay much attention to the whole phenomenon. Then I found out about Jenny Trout's righteous recaps (click here, scroll down a bit) and they changed my life. Okay, maybe not, but they certainly entertained me. I only discovered these glorious recaps toward the end of the second book and I never went back to read them from the beginning, so I know I missed a lot of great stuff, but I remember CRAVING the next chapter.

Don't you just love having something to look forward to? Damn, I miss that...

I don't begrudge other writers their massive successes, except when I do. Sometimes, you know, when you've been working in this industry almost a decade and you watch other books selling millions of copies, you go, "I'd be happy if I just sold TEN copies of my new novel."

Le sigh.

So, here's what I did: I sat myself down and said, "Fine, then. If 'the people' want a goddamn billionaire romance, I'll give them a goddamn billionaire romance. Here I go! HA!" I didn't expect to enjoy the process.

Except by the time I'd reached the end of the first chapter, I'd totally fallen in love with my characters. I wanted to hate them, but I didn't hate them. I loved them for their strengths and their flaws and their fears. They became so real to me that I couldn't wait to sit down with them every day and write more of their story.

The book is called A Man Needs A Maid. Yup, it's named after a Neil Young song--inspired by it, I'd go so far as to say.

Dance break:




A Man Needs A Maid is the longest book I've ever written, and in a lot of ways it qualifies as a pretty typical heteromance. I think. Actually, I have no idea. You tell me once you've purchased a copy and read it.

A Man Needs A Maid is published by eXcessica Publishing. You can buy it in print or as an ebook, and I hope you will!

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Man-Needs-Maid-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B0131B1KYE/ref=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Man-Needs-Maid-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B0131B1KYE
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-man-needs-a-maid-giselle-renarde/1122423060

All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-amanneedsamaid-1859764-168.html
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/ebook/a-man-needs-a-maid
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/565118

Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/a-man-needs-a-maid.html
eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=25&products_id=930

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