Friday, September 15, 2017

How to Fail Miserably at #Marketing

Last week I told you about a new series I'm releasing every two weeks. If you missed the first installment, it was called How to Fail Miserably at Writing. I know how to fail at EVERYTHING, and I've written extensively about my failures at the Oh Get A Grip! authors' blog.

You can still get How to Fail Miserably at Writing for free, but now you can also get the SECOND book: How to Fail Miserably at Marketing. And guess what? It's free too!

These covers just aren't doing it for me. I'm going to try to set some time aside this weekend to create some better-looking ones. But the contents won't change, so grab your copy now!

https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=xj81DwAAQBAJ
Giselle’s done everything wrong so you don’t have to!

Giselle Renarde is an award-winning author who’s been failing at everything since 2006. Her erotica and queer fiction have appeared in nearly 200 short story anthologies and published by two of the Big Five publishing house, but don’t let that fool you. Giselle is a writer who knows how to fail—consistently and thoroughly!

In this collection of short musings from the erotic writers’ blog Oh Get a Grip, Giselle treats readers to a veritable smorgasbord of anecdotes about moving forward in the industry one fail at a time. From writing books no one wants to read to resisting tried-and-true marketing methods, Giselle has done everything wrong.

Don't let the publishing industry get you down. Let’s all join hands and fail together!


Get your copy now from...
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/747750
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/how-to-fail-miserably-at-marketing
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=xj81DwAAQBAJ

Thursday, September 7, 2017

How to Fail Miserably at #Writing

Why, you might ask, is Giselle giving away so much for free these days?

There's a very simple answer to that question: I'm now massively rich and I don't need your money. (HA!) That was a joke. I still need your money! I need it now more than ever! GOD, do I need your money!

But the fact remains that I've been giving a lot away. And there is a reason for it. The reason is that... the world sucks. It sucks a lot. It sucks in big and scary ways.

Sometimes, when the world sucks, you have strength to stand up and fight.

And sometimes you don't.

When it all gets to be too much, you might retreat into something that feels comfortable to you. For me, that's comedy. One day I'll tell you how Mystery Science Theater 3000 got me through one of my deepest depressive periods. If you've read my depression handbook (also free), you know one of my favourite feelings is laughing uncontrollably when I'm massively depressed.

But comedy doesn't work for everyone. I was talking to my girlfriend about this the other day. She said that when she's depressed, comedy makes her angry because it seems so trite. We're all different. Some people would rather escape into sex, and that's one of the big reasons I posted my erotic novel CHERRY at Wattpad last month. So you could read it for free if you needed that escape.

The next big thing is this series of ebooks I've assembled out of many years of blog posts at Oh Get a Grip. I believe there will be 8 in total, all on different topics. The first one is called How to Fail Miserably at Writing. They're all going to be "How to Fail Miserably" at something, not so much because they're giving you pointers on failing, but because I fail a lot and it was just a funny, self-deprecating title.

Because these ebooks are comprised of blog posts you can read for free at Oh Get A Grip (if you're willing to wade through 4 or 5 years' worth of posts to find them), I'm bringing each book out at zero dollars.

These collections will hit the skids market every two weeks, and they'll be free for the first two weeks of their existence. I actually uploaded the first one last week but a combination of laziness and perpetual failure has prevented me from blogging about it until now.

I could tell you more about what's inside, but I'm just going to post the book blurb because that pretty much covers it. Be sure to grab a copy while it's free!

https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=lXMzDwAAQBAJ
How to Fail Miserably at Writing
Everything I’ve Done Wrong
by Giselle Renarde


Giselle’s done everything wrong so you don’t have to!

Giselle Renarde is an award-winning author who’s been failing at everything since 2006. Her erotica and queer fiction have appeared in nearly 200 short story anthologies and published by two of the Big Five publishing house, but don’t let that fool you. Giselle is a writer who knows how to fail—consistently and thoroughly!

In this collection of short musings from the erotic writers’ blog Oh Get a Grip, Giselle treats readers to a veritable smorgasbord of anecdotes about moving forward in the industry one fail at a time.

Have you ever had an editor tell you your entire manuscript needs to be rewritten? Three times? Giselle has. She’s experienced rejection letters, bad reviews, banned books, crappy sales, and painful missteps. If you’ve ever written a book that earned you neither money, fame nor respect, come sit by Giselle. If you have no idea what you’re doing in this business, neither does she!

Let’s all join hands and fail together!


Get your copy today from such ebookstores as:


Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/745471
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/how-to-fail-miserably-at-writing
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=lXMzDwAAQBAJ

Happy Failing!

Friday, September 1, 2017

Adultery: The Ultimate #Taboo #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074SKFL2S?tag=dondes-20

Giselle’s Best Adultery Erotica
10 Tales of Forbidden Love


Love is complicated. 

Sometimes the most passionate love affairs take place with partners who are strictly forbidden. Infidelity can be driven by mutual attraction, money, desire, want of attention or even sheer hatred. In this collection, read Giselle Renarde’s top ten favourite tales of adultery, hand-picked by the author. Whether the sex is angry or loving, spontaneous or carefully planned, the characters all have one thing in common: they’re sleeping with someone they shouldn’t—and it’s hot as hell!

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/742052?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074SKFL2S?tag=dondes-20

Table of Contents

If You Know Where To Look
I Did You Wrong
The Falls
Suffer
The Therapist and the Whore
Show No Mercy
Artists’ Wives
The Other Other Woman
Burgundy Ropes and Voltaire
Good Neighbours

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/744371
That last story, Good Neighbours, has recently been published by eXcessica as Hotwife Prudence and the Neighborhood Gangbang. Exact same story, just with a better more keywordy title for the individual ebook.

I've been writing adultery erotica for more than a decade, and I wanted to give you my best for this collection. There's a pretty broad range of stories, here. We've got characters who are straight, bi, lesbian, trans, gender-questioning. We've got group sex, a threesome, discipline and punishment, rope bondage, sex for money, stranger sex, guilty feelings, and cynical optimism.

Some readers really hate cheating and infidelity in their fiction. I'm not one of them. Quite the opposite, in fact. If you've been following me for a while, you know I was mistress to a married man for ten years of my life. At the start of my erotica career, I used writing to process a lot of those really complicated feelings that go along with being a party to an affair.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074SKFL2S?tag=dondes-20
I'm pleased to be able to off you this collection of my ten favourite erotic stories involving infidelity. I hope you'll agree that this is, without a doubt, Giselle's Best Adultery Erotica.

Available from numerous retailers, including:
Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/giselles-best-adultery-erotica-giselle-renarde/1126977318?ean=2940154505847
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ebook/giselle-s-best-adultery-erotica-10-tales-of-forbidden-love
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/giselle-s-best-adultery-erotica-10-tales-of-forbidden-love.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/742052?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074SKFL2S?tag=dondes-20

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Three Happy Endings! #MFM #Menage #Anal #Erotica


What did she do to deserve this? She must have horseshoes up her ass, because how many girls had a boyfriend like Brad? A guy who’d learned not only to swallow his jealousy and support her goals, but to embrace the fact that she was attracted to another man. With these two at her sides, what could go wrong?

You'll never guess where Cherry ends up, but I'll tell you this much: she ends up there with Brad and Phil.

CHERRY's final chapter has arrived! Are you sad? I'm a little sad. I kind of don't want it to end. I'd forgotten how much I love my little Cherry.

Read Chapter 12 right now:

https://www.wattpad.com/462086362-cherry-complete-cherry-chapter-12


If you haven't started CHERRY yet, read it from the beginning at Wattpad. Chapter One is right here:

https://www.wattpad.com/456958988-cherry-chapter-one

And if you're looking for more daddy fetish fiction to devour, I highly recommend the taboo fiction of Lexi Wood. She's the sock puppet currently locked inside my night table drawer--just a convenient place to keep her, really. Check out her site: http://dancefordaddy.blogspot.com/
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071CVP5MY?tag=lexiwood-20

Saturday, August 26, 2017

"Do you like us, Daddy?" #DILF #Erotica #Series

“How old is he?”

“Same age as my dad,” Cherry said. “That’s why I call him Daddy.”

“Daddy?” Lissa asked, pinning him against the front bumper. “Maybe we should call him Daddy, too.”

Phil’s throat clicked. “Cherry?”

She laughed at his pained expression. “You look like you’re scared of us, Daddy. Haven’t you ever been to bed with three girls?”

Phil might just get VERY lucky tonight...

In Chapter 11, Phil takes Cherry home with him after Brad's gig and we see a turning point in the way Cherry views Phil. Up to this point, they've spent pretty much their entire whirlwind romance in the woods. Now that Cherry sees how Phil really lives, will things get a little too real?

Read Chapter 11 of CHERRY for free right here, right now:

https://www.wattpad.com/461588304-cherry-chapter-11


If you haven't started reading CHERRY yet, read it from the beginning at Wattpad. Chapter One is right here:

https://www.wattpad.com/456958988-cherry-chapter-one

If you're interested in buying my CHERRY in print or as an ebook, you can do that too: http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20
http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20

Friday, August 25, 2017

Double Penetration! #MFM #Menage #Daddy #DILF #Erotica

Heaven wouldn’t take her anymore—not with one cock in her cunt and another filling her ass. Cherry would never be an angel.
If you're going to have sex in a filthy back alley, might as well follow Cherry's lead and get stuffed by two cocks at once...

Chapter 10 of CHERRY is now available to read for free:

https://www.wattpad.com/461097903-cherry-chapter-10


Can you believe there are only two more chapters left? Grand finale is Sunday.

If you haven't started reading yet, Chapter One is right here:

https://www.wattpad.com/456958988-cherry-chapter-one

Spend the weekend binging on CHERRY. It's dirty daddy-fetish fun!

Alternatively, you can buy the book in print or as an ebook: http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20
http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Sex in a Car and Brad Wails on Phil #DILF #Erotica


“That guy could be your father,” Brad said, standing against her like a brick wall. “If you cheated on me with some hot guy I might understand, but, Cherry, that dude is old!”

Here in Chapter 9, we find Phil driving Cherry to Brad's gig. After some filthy car sex on the highway, Phil's possessive side comes out. So does Brad's. When the two men meet in a filthy back alley, Cherry has to tear them off each other.

Brad wants Cherry. Phil wants Cherry.

But who does Cherry want?

Read Chapter 9 now for free at Wattpad:

https://www.wattpad.com/460611748-cherry-chapter-9


If you're starting from the beginning, here's the link to all Cherry's chapters:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/119783265-cherry

Chapter 10 goes up tomorrow. As always, you can buy CHERRY in print (or get the ebook) from many retailers, including http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20

http://www.amazon.com/Cherry-Giselle-Renarde-ebook/dp/B00KSS762Y?tag=dondes-20