Let's Invent an Author!

Have you ever wanted to play Dr. Frankenstein?  Well, play with me!

You may recall that I've been trying to decide whether or not to release some of my more controversial titles (including my upcoming 1970s sexy step-daughter novella "Dance for Daddy, Salome") under a pen name.  It was my girlfriend's idea to break the mold, and she always seems to know what she's talking about, so I think I'll go for it.

After a brainstorming session, we chose the name Lexi Wood.

Who Would? Lexi Wood!

Now it's time to write a bio.  Being a creative type, I should be able to write my own fake author bio, but where's the fun in that?  Let's invent this person together.

Pitch me, people.  Who is Lexi Wood?