Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The OTHER Other Woman

Remember this MMF menage story from Oysters & Chocolate? 

No? 

Well, then you're missing out.  Readers loved The Other Other Woman--I remember one comment that was something like "All literary erotica should be written like this."  I think?  It was something along those lines. 

I should really write things down.

Anyhoo, now that I have a few self-publishing accounts under my belt, I'm working hard to make my erotica available as ebooks.  The Other Other Woman's been wishing and waiting for weeks, and I finally got a chance to start uploading last night.

If you want to get your hands on this erotic tale of a Canadian exchange student in England, it's only $0.99 at most vendors (I know, right?) so you should absolutely snap it up.

When Edith discovers that her married lover Garret had an affair once before, she assumes he cheated with a woman. Garret doesn't correct her mistake. To satisfy her lust for new sexual experiences, she convinced him to invite "the other other woman" into their relationship. Imagine her surprise when Michael appears on the scene...
Menage erotica from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.
Word Count: 4,000

Get it at All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-theotherotherwoman-1418675-341.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00IEA469O


The Other Other Woman also appears in the second edition of my anthology KINKSTERS, which comes out on Friday--Valentine's Day!  Get a discount when you pre-order at Coffee Time Romance.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

What To Expect When You're Least Expecting it

I made kind of a big announcement yesterday at Oh Get A Grip! and it's time to share the news here at Donuts and Desires:

In 1999, I kept a diary.  It was the only year of my life I kept a diary, and good thing I did because it was tumultuous as hell.  Sure my best friend had cancer and my family was struggling, but when you're in love nothing else matters.

And I was intoxicated. Besotted. Obsessed.

With my teacher...


LIKE IT'S 1999: Diary of a Teenager in love with a Teacher will be available to the reading public March 14, 2014.

This ain't fiction, kids.

It's real life.

It's my life.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

I Need to Explain Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day

Okay... where do I start with this one?

If the title "Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day" sounds a little familiar, it should be. Kind of. Because this bisexual romp has been previously published both as Good Bi Valentine and All in a Valentine Day's Work.  The Sexi Lexi part probably sounds familiar because you've probably read this blurb (or something like it) in the past:

How many naughty tenants can one bisexual super tame before Valentine’s Day is done?

Lexi the sexi building superintendent is taking Valentine's Day by storm. Who needs candy hearts and a dozen red roses when she can have casual sex with foxy tenants? If Lexi can help a shy couple celebrate their love, she’s on it. If Mrs. Suraj wants her to fix those rusty pipes, she’s on the job. But when handsome Dwight tugs at her heartstrings, will Sexi Lexi turn cute and coy? How much love can one bisexual super capture before Valentine’s Day is done?

Basically, if you have a copy of Good Bi Valentine you already have a copy of Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day.  Don't go buying it again, unless you're really keen on supporting me financially. And if that's the case, WOW, thank you!

The newly uploaded edition is clearly marked in the blurb as "previously published as..." so I don't think there's a chance of readers snapping up a copy without realizing they already own it, but I want to be extra sure I'm not pissing anyone off.  I can totally understand being pissed off because you just bought a book you already own and the blurb gave you no indication that it was ever published under a different name.

(Has that ever happened to you, by the way?)

I won't go into tooo many details about why I've had to re-release a THIRD edition of the ebook under a different name (mainly because I've spent enough time ragging on ebook retailers and their incomprehensible treatment of indie authors) but suffice to say one e-tailer that shall remain nameless banned the second edition. Wouldn't tell me why, wouldn't tell my publisher why. Guys, honestly, this novelette is an erotic comedy with zero taboo content and nothing that even brushes up against any e-book retailer's no-no list. I have no effing clue why it was banned.

Anyway...

If your Valentine's Day needs a fun and funny erotic read, here you go:

Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day
by Giselle Renarde
Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405048
All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-sexilexi039ssupervalentine039sday-1411532-341.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I8R7I2U
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00I8R7I2U
Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00I8R7I2U
Amazon Australia:  https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00I8R7I2U

Monday, February 3, 2014

Trials and Triumphs with Eve Langlais

I'm overjoyed to announce that Eve Langlais is our guest blogger!  Many authors have gotten excited about this theme (books we love that don't sell, books we don't love that do...) and I'm so glad Eve Langlais is one of them.

Now, over to this week's guest, Eve Langlais:

I think every author has written a story they absolutely loved. It’s easy to know the one because it practically writes itself. You can’t type fast enough. You become totally engrossed in the characters and plot. When you finally do force yourself away from the keyboard, your legs wobble like a newborn colt and your butt takes an hour to get feeling back—and your poor chair will never be the same. You finish the masterpiece with a happy smile. You edit it and for once, you don’t hate it. Your editors love it. Your beta readers gush it’s the best thing you’ve ever written. You think you’ve finally written ‘THE ONE’, the one that will get readers so pumped they won’t be able to help but shout about it from the rooftops. It’s the story that will make you a New York Times bestseller, get you on USA today, and make you a household name.

Pleased with your best work, you have an awesome cover designed. You have it rigorously edited. You format the hell out of it. It needs to be perfect. You set a release date and pump its coming, even spending on marketing and blog tours because this is ‘The One’.

Nerves are aflutter and you can’t concentrate as release day arrives. Your baby, your best story ever launches, and you get the first day flurry of sales from your wonderful fans. It climbs the ranks. You bite your nails as you watch. “Come on. Higher. Move higher. Hit that Amazon top fifty”. You pray. You guzzle coffee—with a shot of something alcoholic to steady your frayed nerves. You refresh the stats. You get nothing done as you wait for the reviews to come in. And then your heart sinks along with your ranking. After those first few days, it stops selling. You get a few rave reviews, but even more low ones. People just don’t like it. The story you loved and poured all your hope into is a dud.

You are crushed. You doubt yourself. You wonder if you’ve lost your ability to write. You worry you’ll never manage to create something decent again. Depression hits—and chips become in danger of extinction.

And then, you get an email, or a facebook message.

“I love your story. Please tell me you’re going to write a sequel.”

It’s only one person. One person who loved it. Just one. And yet, that one reader gives you back the faith. Reminds you that taste is subjective. They give you the courage to sit your ass back down at your desk and write. The words come, you don’t know if they’re good or bad, but hey, it’s got werewolves. Or cyborgs. Or whatever else you love. Because no matter what, you are a writer, and in the end, it’s not always the number of copies sold that matter, but the need to put the stories in your head into words.

Words the world can read, love ‘em or hate ‘em.

Website: http://www.evelanglais.com

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eve.langlais.98

Twitter: @evelanglais

Saturday, February 1, 2014

#MySexySaturday My MILF or Yours?

All Romance and Coffee Time Romance
This week's My Sexy Saturday theme is broken heroes and heroines--people who've given up on love.

Good thing the book I'd planned to spotlight today is "My MILF or Yours? Hot Cougar Erotica from 7 Sexy Authors."  I'm not calling my mother a cougar (she's definitely not) but she's been divorced for more than 20 years and I remember her saying once, "I still dream that one day a knight will ride up on a white horse and carry me away."  Awww.... mom...

Anyway, as I mentioned, this week's My Sexy Saturday book is about seven different women who are older than the boys they love.   
Seven of today’s hottest erotica writers have teamed up to bring you a collection of cougar tales sure to get your pulse racing! You’re certain to enjoy these seven sizzling stories every bit as much as our young men love their confident, vivacious cougars!
In Terry Towers' story, Hitching A Ride, Clarissa is newly divorced. I don't think she figures she'll ever trust another man after her husband screwed her over. Then she takes a road trip, and on her way into a diner, she opens the door just as someone else is pushing from inside and...


Amazon and Smashwords cover

Clarissa stumbled backwards and out of the way, just in the nick of time.


"Shit, sorry about that," A deep, masculine voice said.


Clarissa lifted her eyes to look at the person who had nearly sent her falling on her ass. She scanned his strong, muscular thighs snugly covered with ripped, well-worn blue denim. She didn't mean to, but her gaze hesitated at his crotch, the outline of his cock strained against the fabric containing it. 

She felt a stirring in her stomach and a heat begin to simmer between her legs, imagining how long and thick it would be erect. And how good it would feel thrusting into her. 

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I want to see this anthology in your hands... or, on your e-readers, I guess.  It's only $0.99 at Amazon.  You've got nothing to lose and 7 sexy stories to gain.  Get them now. Now. NOW!


Now Available from Amazon| http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I4C9JSU

Friday, January 31, 2014

A Ka-thud of a Different Kind

Look what Alison Tyler sent me:

Gifts from Alison Tyler + part of a cat
At Christmas, I won a little contest at her blog, http://alisontyler.blogspot.ca/, and the prize was gifts! Those gifts. The ones in the picture.  There's another headwarmer, too, but I was wearing it when I took the picture and NOPE I was not willing to take it off. 

And the gifts were all wrapped individually in Christmas paper! That's probably one reason my cats couldn't keep their paws off my goodies--they love paper. 

That Scotch tape is ready for its close-up:

Coolest. Tape. Ever.


Thanks Alison!
Giselle


My MILF or Yours? Get This Hot New Release for the Low Introductory Price of $0.99!

You're gonna want to get your hands on this one--trust me.  And if you act fast you'll get it for an unbelievable price!




Seven of today’s hottest erotica writers have teamed up to bring you a collection of cougar tales sure to get your pulse racing!

These mature women are hungry for hot sex. And the guys? They’re eager to please. Hitch a Ride with Terry Towers, take on the football team with Delilah Fawkes, get clingy with Giselle Renarde, and meet Savannah Reardon’s Pool Boy. Jade K. Scott has a Naughty MILF who can’t wait to show you what she’s got, but not before Sasha Blake’s Aged To Perfection. And in case that’s not enough, get More Experienced with sexy Saffron Daughter.

You’re certain to enjoy these seven sizzling stories every bit as much as our young men love their confident, vivacious cougars!



Excerpt from The Pool Boy by Savannah Reardon

Marin sauntered out onto the deck, the beads of sweat glistening on her creamy skin in the scorching morning sun. Her mood was as sour as the orange juice she was drinking. It was blistering hot outside and even hotter in the house. The central unit had stopped working the night before and no matter what she tried, she couldn’t get a repair man to agree to come before tomorrow morning. She had called her oldest son to come take a look at it, but he was clueless as to what the problem could be.

Her dark nipples showed through the flimsy white cotton tank. The running shorts she dug out of her dresser drawer barely covered the round moons of her ass. That was fine with her. The less clothing she had on, the cooler she was. She placed her arms on the rough wood and leaned over the deck rail. The rippling water in the pool sparkled in the sunlight. Marin’s plan for the morning was to get in the pool, but she had forgotten it was the day for the pool boy to do maintenance.

Marin gazed followed the pool boy’s movements as he walked around the pool, skimming the water for trash and bugs with the net. His well-defined muscles rippled as he gripped the metal pole. His dark bronzed skin was coated with the sheen of sweat. Marin felt a heated tingling between her legs as she watched him clean the pool. He exuded raw sexuality, the kind that attracted women of all ages.

Normally, Marin wouldn’t even give thought to the idea a young man would be interested in her. After all, her children were older than the pool boy was. However, she had noticed how he looked at her when he thought she wasn’t watching...

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I want to see this anthology in your hands... or, on your e-reader, I guess.  It's only $0.99 at Amazon.  You've got nothing to lose and 7 sexy stories to gain.  Get them now. Now. NOW!



Now Available from Amazon| http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I4C9JSU