Get your copy of Giselle's Best Fetish Erotica today (it's FREE!)

It's here, it's new, and it's FREE! I'm having a great day. My girlfriend took me to the St. Jacob's farmer's market to celebrate our anniversary (8 years together!) and I've got a new book out, which I'm giving to you for FREE in celebration of ten years as a writer! Giselle's Best Fetish Erotica is a collection of 14 kinky stories, some of which have appeared in erotic anthologies, some of which have never appeared in print before now. I blogged about it late last night at Oh Get A Grip! (You can catch me there every other Thursday, by the way. I do my best blogging at OGG.) I wasn't able to make this book free at Amazon or Google Play, so it's currently priced at $0.99 at those two retailers. But there are TONS of places you can get this ebook for free, and I hope you do. This is a limited time offer. Tell your friends! B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1123729141 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-ca/ebook/giselle-s-best-fetish-erotica-14-kinky-sex-stories iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1108057138 Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/632503 Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/giselle-s-best-fetish-erotica-14-kinky-sex-stories.html Enjoy! Giselle From kinky costumes to sex dolls, Giselle’s got you covered! In this spanking-new collection, find fourteen tales of discipline and bondage, dressing up and role play, voyeurism, public sex, food and toys and so much more! Award-winning author Giselle Renarde has written erotic fiction for hundreds of anthologies, and her work is anything but ordinary. Giselle’s Best Fetish Erotica includes quirky original stories and fantastic fan favourites to tickle unexplored regions of your sexual mind. Surrender to temptation today! *** From my heart to yours, THANK YOU for ten years of fiction! Without readers, I would not be a writer. Hugs, Giselle

In the Meantime...

Call me irresponsible.  Call me unreliable.  Throw in undependable too...

I've been incommunicado of late, and I feel terrible about it.  I usually publish often and tell you all about it.  Recently, I've been working on anthology contributions and not telling anyone.  I've also been out of my apartment a lot due to noisy construction. Apart from fraying my nerves, that also means I'm not able to spend much time communicating with readers.

So what have I been up to lately?

This weekend I went to the Green Living Show and saw a pedal-powered washing machine that I very much want to own:


You can pre-order at their website http://yirego.com/ but it won't be available until November. *cries*

I also bought some Green Beaver deodorant and I'm very impressed.


As far as work stuff, I'm putting together a single-author anthology of fetish erotica featuring fun new stories as well as reprints from 2008 to present. If I can get my shit together, it should be available next week. Because I genuinely feel bad about being incommunicado for so long, I've decided to give this book away for free when it first comes out.

That's right. Brand new book of fetish erotica. Totally free.

But not forever free, so please sign up for my newsletter to get a heads-up when it hits the market:

http://eepurl.com/R4b11

In other news, you might have noticed my novel Anonymous is no longer available for sale. The publisher, Amber Quill Press, closed down at the end of March, so rights have reverted to me. I think I wrote that book in 2008 or 2010 (or 2011?), so I want to give it a good once-over before I get it back out there. If you haven't read it, Anonymous is a menage book about a woman who becomes obsessed with discovering the true identity of the man she hired to entertain her bisexual husband. Aside from The Other Side of Ruth, it's my most Toronto-centric book.


I'm also late getting Round 3 of the Lexi vs. Giselle Smut Smackdown out there. I want to thank everyone who followed me into taboo terrain in the first two rounds. Not everybody's cup of tea, but these stories certainly are popular.

Oh, I almost forgot why I came here in the first place!

Remember in December when I put out two erotic colouring books and donated all my royalties to an arts organization called Sketch, which serves street-involved youth?

Well, I'm doing it again in May... but starting now!

So now though the end of May, I'll donate all proceeds from my two colouring books to Sketch. There's a flash fiction one and a poetry one. If you ask me, the flash fiction book is better. ;-)

Remember to sign up for my newsletter to find out when you can get the new fetish erotica anthology for free: http://eepurl.com/R4b11

Love you!
Giselle

#MySexySaturday Wedding Heat: Friday #Erotica #BoxSet

I think it's hilarious that this week's My Sexy Saturday topic is "My Sexy Carriage."

Why?

Because the first story in my Wedding Heat series takes place in a car. And, yes, the sex takes place in a car.  Or... on a car.

You'll see for yourself when you buy a copy of my Wedding Heat: Friday box set.

And how do I know you'll buy a copy?

Because it's on sale for only $0.99 right now, and that's an amazing price for 6 erotic novelettes!

Dan undid his seat belt and then his leather belt. He shifted to the middle of the bench, unbuttoning, unzipping. He was crushing her maps, but when he pulled out his cock the maps were the last things on her mind.

“Thought you might want to finish what you started.” Dan stretched his arms across the back of the front seat, first toying with Cora’s hair, then pressing her head down.

“God, yes.”

Warm saliva accumulated under Cora’s tongue as she folded herself toward that straining cock. She almost wanted to cry again, but this time because her heart felt too full.

“I thought you didn’t care,” she told him. “Or… I thought you didn’t want me to, or…”

“I want you to.” Dan curved his big hand around the back of her neck, exerting pressure there. “Do you know how much it turns me on, knowing you think about this too?”

Cora growled a little, smiling. She grabbed his cock, hand over hand, both fists pulsing gently against his shaft. “I think about it all the time.”

To find out more about Dan and Cora (and their gay son and their lesbian daughter and their bisexual niece and the incredible cast of characters too numerous to mention here), you have GOT to get your hands on the Wedding Heat: Friday box set while it's on sale this week.

Buy it from:
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GFSK83U?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00GFSK83U
BarnesNoble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wedding-heat-giselle-renarde/1117265018
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-ca/ebook/wedding-heat-friday-box-set-series-one
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id967925423

Smut Smackdown Round Two: Spying on the Twins vs. Daddy's Wet Little Virgin

In case you missed the explanation during Round One, Lexi challenged me to a smut duel. We each write a VERY taboo erotic story and you get to vote on which is the most salacious! If you find family sex titillating, you need to read these stories!

Mine:

Spying on the Twins
by Giselle Renarde
Family Affairs Taboo Erotica

“What’s your fascination with Jeffrey and Jane?”

That’s what my friend keeps asking about my twin cousins. But isn’t it obvious? Look at the way they smile at each other and stand so close! I’ve heard that twins have some kind of special connection, but there’s something freaky going on with these two. And I’m dying to find out what!

Intensely Taboo Erotica

Get it for only $0.99 with coupon code FL29S (Expires April 30, 2016)
Only at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/622960?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica


Lexi's:

Daddy’s Wet Little Virgin
by Lexi Wood
Daddy Does It Best!

Isabella hasn’t visited the cabin since she was just a little girl. Back then, it was Mummy and Daddy and her. Now it’s just Isabella and Daddy alone together by the lake. When temperatures rise and she tries to cool off, it’s Daddy to the rescue! But Isabella doesn’t need his help. She needs something else altogether… if only Daddy will give it to her!

You can get this one too for $0.99
if you use coupon code NW94T at
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/622965?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Expires: April 30, 2016

Spying on the Twins versus Daddy’s Wet Little Virgin

Read them both and vote for your favourite: http://goo.gl/gRj9Nb

Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series #MySexySaturday

The complete collection has arrived! If you haven't read my Adam and Sheree series, this is your chance to get the entire trilogy for only $2.99--that's a buck a book! This is one seriously salacious series, full of stepbrother/stepsister sex, lesbian licking, porn production, multiple menages, and so much more.  If you've read the original Adam and Sheree series from Excessica, this is the Amazon-friendly version of that.

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C8XFNBW?tag=dondes-20

Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01C8XFNBW

Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series: The Complete Collection is on sale this weekend at Amazon, so don't miss out! I mean it!  This is such a great deal!

“Knock, knock.”

Sheree stepped inside and closed the door. When Adam gazed across the room, all he could see was the tent in his shorts pointing straight at his sister’s tits. His dick knew what he wanted even before he did.

“Somebody’s happy to see me.”

“No.” Adam’s throat clicked as he sat up. “I thought we talked about this in the car.”

She jumped on his bed, pawing at his fly. “You talked, I listened. Well… I half-listened.”

“We can’t do this anymore, Ree.” He batted at her hands, but his wrists went limp. Only one of his muscles seemed to be in service at the moment. “It was different, at Gramma’s cottage. Like you said, we were sexual surrogates for each other, just scratching an itch.”

Without looking away from his erection, Sheree whined, “I’m still itchy.”

Do you have $3? Buy this collection now now NOW!!!

So much sex! So much taboo! So much HOT! Buy it! Buy it!!!

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C8XFNBW?tag=dondes-20

Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01C8XFNBW

What's FREE, Giselle? #ReadAnEbook

To celebrate my decade-long career as a purveyor of fine smut, I've been giving away free books. Different ones each month. March is going to work a little differently.

Every year, Smashwords holds a huge sale for Read An Ebook Week. March 6-12, you'll be able to snag some amazing freebies and deals from writers like me. And also from me. And also from Lexi, but forget about her for a second and let's talk about me some more.

I've made an incredible number of books available to readers for free this week. I didn't count, but... a lot. And the ones that aren't free are deeply discounted. Of all my (self-published) ebooks, I think only like 5 of them aren't on sale.

So where can you get this multitude of free ebooks?

From Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/GiselleRenardeErotica

Scroll down that page and you'll find books, which you can sort by author (since Lexi's are there too), newest, bestselling, etc.

I think you have to enter a coupon code to get the sale price (I could be wrong) but that code will be on the book's product page.

These books are free because I WANT you to have them. Go nuts!

By Hand: Out of the Cold

My wintery New Years novella Out of the Cold actually started life as a series of spicy letters I wrote to my ex. When I asked for them back so I could transcribe them for the book, he made me promise to return them.

Ooops they fell in the shredder. I guess you'll have to solicit sexy notes from your wife now. Sorry-not-sorry!

Smut Smackdown: Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! vs. Two Complete Strangers

A couple weeks ago, Lexi Wood challenged me to a duel. If you don't know Lexi, she's the smut-writing sock puppet that lives in my apartment. She's pretty damn cocky, too. Apparently she thinks she's the superior smut-slinger.

We'll see about that!

She thinks that because she spends her whole life writing stepdaddy smut, she writes taboo erotica better. I guess she wasn't around in 2013, when I wrote my 100,000-word Adam and Sheree trilogy. No steps in that (unless you're reading the Amazon version, Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series). Just pure, unadulterated family sex.

So Lexi upped the stakes.

She challenged me to a family sex writing competition. No pseudo stuff. No steps.

Real. Family. Sex.

I'm not generally a competitive person, but Lexi gets me all riled up. So IT'S ON! Round One has begun!

Who can produce the dirtiest taboo tales? It's the Lexi vs. Giselle Smut Smackdown! We write 'em, you rate 'em.

Our first challengers are Lexi's Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! and my book, Two Complete Strangers:

I know what you’re thinking: I had an affair with my father, so I must be cracked. But this man didn’t raise me. We were two complete strangers when we met at that seaside pub. There was an instant spark between us. He couldn’t resist his little girl, and I didn’t even try to resist him. Maybe it was sick and wrong and totally messed up… or maybe we’re meant for each other.

Buy it here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/618644?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Use Coupon Code KF54P to get Two Complete Strangers for only $0.99!
Coupon Expires: April 30, 2016


And here's the challenger:

Marissa makes a living out of talking dirty. Phone sex is her secret job. She does it late at night, after her father’s gone to bed. When one special caller gets her hot and bothered, she sneaks into Daddy’s bedroom to steal some late night loving. But wait… where’s Daddy? He’s not in bed. Where could he be? And how did Marissa’s caller manage to tap all her taboo desires?

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/618633?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Promotional price: $0.99 with Coupon Code: ML38R
Expires: April 30, 2016



Read both books and vote for your favourite:

Lexi vs. Giselle: Smut Smackdown! Who wins Round One?

Two Complete Strangers by Giselle Renarde

Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! by Lexi Wood

Poll Maker

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By Hand: Good Bi Valentine

The first piece of erotic fiction I wrote has been through numerous incarnations. I believe it was first published in pieces, as three short stories. I want to say it was published by Ruthie's Club, but I'm not 100% sure that's true. Over the past 10 years I've written hundreds, maybe thousands of stories. I've honestly lost count.

But this was the the first: an erotic comedy about a building superintendent having sex with a variety of tenants on Valentine's Day.

This novelette has gone by many names over the years. These days, you can call it Good Bi Valentine.

Warning: This title contains m/f and f/f sex, mild BDSM, and graphic descriptions of cheesy 1980’s porn, including but not limited to fluorescent and animal print bikinis.

Calling All Downton Abbey Fans!

New Book Alert! Mind Your Manors
Sexy Stories from Erotic Estates
 

Calling all fans of period drama! Enter a world where noble lords surrender to pretty maids, and dominating ladies seduce the men who serve them. Their lust can be icy and dark, or subtle and sweet. Whether upstairs or down, who can resist the call of forbidden love?

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?

If you're wondering how you'll cope when Downton Abbey goes off the air, it might be time to pick up a copy of my new book. Inside, you'll find three new erotic stories about ritzy types and their servants--inspired by the opulence of your favourite period dramas!

I don't have purchase links for all retailers yet, but I do have a coupon you can redeem for $1 off at Smashwords. Mind Your Manors is also on sale this week at All Romance Ebooks!

Find Mind Your Manors at Amazon: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BX42QLC?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=bp-YCwAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/616359?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Also available from other retailers and in print!