Saturday, December 18, 2010

Festive Frenzy: The Glass Minstrel by Hayden Thorne


Title: The Glass Minstrel
Author: Hayden Thorne
Buy link:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0982826710
Publisher links: (print)
http://cheyennepublishing.com/books/minstrel.html
(eBook)
http://bcpinepress.com/catalogDetail.php?bookCode=0038

Blurb:
The Christmas season in mid-19th century Bavaria is brought to life in the The Glass Minstrel, a new, original historical novel from acclaimed author Hayden Thorne.

Two fathers, Abelard Bauer and Andreas Schifffer, are brought together through the tragic deaths of their eldest sons. Bauer, a brilliant toymaker, fashions glass Christmas ornaments and his latest creation is a minstrel with a secret molded into its features. When Schiffer sees Bauer's minstrel ornament in the toy shop, he realizes that Bauer is struggling to keep his son's memory alive through his craft. At first he tries to fault him for this, but then recognizes that he, too, is seeking solace and healing by reading his son's diary, a journal that reveals, in both painful as well as beautiful detail, the true nature of his relationship with the artisan's son.

In addition to the story of the two fathers, a third character is central to the plot: fifteen-year-old Jakob Diederich. The young man is burdened with his own secret; he develops an obsession with a traveling Englishman who stays at the inn where Jakob works. The lives of all three men intersect during the holiday as Schiffer tries to focus on his family in the present; Bauer struggles to reconcile his past and Jakob copes with an uncertain future. The lyrical prose and rich period detail will keep the reader engrossed from the very first page in this tale of redemption, hope, and haunting, but timeless, themes.

Excerpt:
The shop door’s bell rang loudly throughout the morning hours, and it was expected to ring some more until the end of the day. Visitors, momentarily escaping Zirndorf’s winter cold, marveled at the current offerings that filled a much-respected craftsman’s shelves to capacity. Cheeks reddened by the chill air, eyes brightened by the prospect of a wonderful celebration, thickly bundled men, women, and children lost themselves in a world of intricately-shaped and exquisitely-painted glass as they inspected the merchandise.

It was one of the annual draws for the locals of the small town known for its toy making industry—Abelard Bauer’s shop offering glass ornaments alongside the toys and clocks that filled the shelves throughout the year. Bauer was well-known for his skill in remarkably detailed woodcraft as well as his skill for acquiring magnificent clocks and larger toys from artisans up and down the Bavarian Alps region, but for Christmas, he was legendary for his little glass creations. He’d admitted to making a relatively small number all year long, for it was a tedious process for him with his eye for precision and perfection, and he needed all of the twelve months he could have. That he also worked on his regular offerings of equally beautiful toys made his schedule more demanding. In the end, however, it was all worth the sweat and tears.

“Incredible!” some visitors cried as they held up an ornament or two.

“Absolutely darling!” others said as they turned the little figurines carefully, watching the way the details captured and reflected the golden glow of candlelight.

“Exquisite! Perfect!” was the consensus, and princesses, nightingales, soldiers, and countless others were whisked quickly to the young assistant. At the counter they were assessed, priced, and carefully wrapped up in delicate paper before vanishing out the door and into the snow that peppered the air beyond with so much seasonal cheer.

“You’ve outdone yourself this time, Bauer,” exclaimed a tall, broad gentleman with a most impressive set of curly red whiskers, which were also dusted with snow. He squinted through his spectacles at an exquisite saint, his thick fingers gentle in their handling. “By God, what remarkable skill!”

The little shop’s proprietor smiled and bowed. Standing next to the impressive-looking fellow, Abelard Bauer appeared to be no less like his own glass creations—small, thin, delicate, as though he were to shatter into a thousand fragments at the slightest touch. He clasped his hands behind him as he sought to answer his customer’s questions and entice him further with this year’s crop of designs.

“You’re most kind, Herr Professor,” he said, his voice its usual calming hum. He wrung his hands as they rested against his back till they felt a little raw.

“My daughters will love these,” the gentleman said as he moved from one shelf to another and from one container to another, pulling figurines from where they rested as he went, peering through his spectacles and inspecting each piece with the care and fastidiousness of a supreme connoisseur.

Bauer shadowed him at a discreet distance, taking the chosen pieces, hurrying to the counter where he set them down, and then hurrying back to the gentleman’s side. He gave other customers a welcoming smile and directed them to his assistant, who looked after their needs while he paid all his attention to the red-whiskered Dr. Naumann, his oldest, most loyal, and most generous customer.

They presently stopped at the farthest wall of the shop. The professor paused in his endless praise as he regarded a basket that sat on a corner table. Bauer watched him, his fingers knotting around each other at his back. They ached now, the rawness and heat from his nervous wringing taking their toll. A slight, sinking feeling overcame him until it seemed as though his stomach had completely fallen. It was a familiar sensation, in truth, and he hoped that it would vanish soon, for he’d grown quite sick of it.

Dr. Naumann reached into the basket and gently moved some glass figurines aside. An air of gravity descended on him as he paused, his head bent as though he were shocked speechless.

“Bauer,” he said, his voice dropping, and he pulled out a glass ornament. “Why did you do this?”

“I have my reasons,” Bauer replied, surprising himself with the steadiness of his voice. “Forgive me, Herr Professor, if I don’t satisfy you with a defense.”

“It’s unnatural. I see no reason why a man of your genius would stoop to—this.” The professor’s voice grew hard, but he didn’t spare Bauer a glance. All his attention was firmly fixed on the figurine that he was inspecting, and he didn’t see the way Bauer’s face twisted in a bitter grimace. It lasted a mere half-second, no more, but the pain that spawned it was deep.

“I beg your pardon? Unnatural?”

“Very well. I chose the wrong words,” Dr. Naumann sighed, his voice softening. “Forgive me. I didn’t mean to offend you. It’s your health I’m thinking of. God knows, sir—you’ve suffered enough.” He paused, hesitating. “You forgot about your illness already? When people talked about you, how you—you failed—as a father? How your son—”

“Thank you for your concern, but I’m not some fragile little thing that will break at the smallest criticism or judgment thrown at me by those who know nothing. And no—no one, not even you, Herr Professor, knows anything about me or my family.”

That impatient return earned Bauer a derisive little snort, but Dr. Naumann continued to avoid looking at him. “There are certain things that are best kept secret, my friend. Even if you created this—this thing—out of love and respect for your son, you’re better served destroying it, if you don’t mind my saying. As it stands, you’re merely breaking old wounds open and subjecting yourself to humiliation all over again, even if only in memory.” Dr. Naumann met Bauer’s gaze, finally. “You can’t bring the boy back with this.”

“It’s well that I choose to sell it, then,” Bauer retorted.

“Oh? Why? So the taint of a scandal would remain alive in a stranger’s tree?”

Bauer, losing even more patience, sighed and stepped forward, snatching the ornament from Dr. Naumann’s hand. “I thank you again for your interest and your concern, Herr Professor, but as I’ve said, I’ve my own reasons, which I choose to keep to myself. It’s not my intention to disgrace anyone’s tree with my past.” His breathing had grown a little ragged. “And I’m not openly soliciting sermons about my son’s nature. Yes, nature, Herr Professor, for that was what made the boy behave the way he did. Nature.” Bauer paused to draw a hand across his brows, wiping the thin cover of sweat that had dampened his forehead. “He was neither taught nor corrupted—”

Dr. Naumann, whose complexion had turned as red as his whiskers, raised a hand, his eyes sweeping the surrounding area as he let out an awkward little chuckle. “Now, now, friend,” he said, “there’s no need to be so excited. I was merely wondering—”

“You, sir, were casting judgments on a situation you know nothing about.” Bauer swallowed. “Casting judgments on the character of my son, whom you don’t understand. I won’t have you blacken his memory. This is a shop, Herr Professor, and I’m here to help you find what you need for your children. That’s all.”

Dr. Naumann turned around at last and leveled Bauer with a look of concern, irritation, and sympathy. “As you say, my good man. I won’t press you any longer, but know that I give you my opinions out of respect for you and your good name.”

“Thank you, but I’d prefer it if you didn’t give your opinions at my son’s expense.”

The professor’s complexion turned even redder, but he refrained from arguing and merely inclined his head. “Of course. Forgive me,” he said, his voice brittle. “As I said, I simply speak as your friend.”

Friday, December 17, 2010

New Website for Giselle Renarde Erotica

That's right, my dears: my gisellerenarde.webs.com website is no more. It's been frozen by .webs' Abuse Department, citing "content published on your site may not be appropriate for a general audience, containing one or more elements that would categorize the material as "adult content."

Well...yeah. I can't argue with that. I write "adult content" for a living. No escaping that fact. And, what's more, it's Christmas time and I just don't have the energy to waste on an argument I'm bound to lose anyway.

So I've spent the past two and a half days creating a gorgeous new site I'm sure you'll all love. Here's a screen capture of my NEW homepage:


It's quirky and cool and very "me" (hmm...did I just call myself quirky and cool?) and I hope you'll all love it to pieces.

Now, the new site is far from complete. If you find something that's not working yet (like, yes, the "free reads" and "links" links) don't worry, I'm getting there. There are some parts even I find difficult to navigate and I will get around to work on ease of use at some point, but if you have any suggestions please don't feel shy about commenting.

Have a look! The new site is http://www.wix.com/gisellerenarde/erotica

It's my (VERY unplanned) gift to you all! LOL

Hugs,
Giselle Renarde,
Canada just got hotter!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Festive Frenzy: Holiday Auction by Vivian Vincent


Title: Holiday Auction
Author: Vivian Vincent
Buy Link: http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-holidayauction-482208-144.html

Blurb:

Jackie is a tough as nails PR Director who's had a less than stellar reputation with men. When she's ordered by her boss to organize a holiday fund raising auction for charity, she finds herself an integral part of the auction.

The one man who brings out a different side of her turns the tables and ends up placing the winning bid. Can he win her heart? Will she realize he's exactly who she wants under her tree for Christmas this year?


Excerpt:

Jackie was ready to give up the fight. She knew she had to conduct herself professionally in front of everyone, so she decided a more private setting would be best. Before she pulled away from Dean, she whispered in his ear, “My office, ten minutes.”

She walked away and left him standing there, a look of total shock on his face. He watched as she walked to the entrance then disappeared around the corner. He took a few steps to the nearest chair and slumped down into it, still staring in wonder at the entrance.

Jackie made her way back to her office quickly. The feeling of Dean’s body pressed against hers sent her libido into overdrive. Even though the temperature throughout the building was comfortable, Jackie felt her nipples harden and felt the coolness of her damp panties between her legs.

There was no question in her mind what would happen once Dean showed up in her office. She needed to get laid, plain and simple. She figured since Dean seemed so willing, he’d be the best candidate.

She reached her office and tossed her small clutch purse on the desk. She wiggled out of her pantyhose and panties then pulled her dress over her head to remove her strapless bra. She pulled her dress back on and tossed all the clothes onto the floor next to the sofa. She knew Dean would get the message as to what she wanted.

Jackie sat seductively on the corner of her desk with one leg crossed over the other, facing the door, waiting for Dean. She glanced at the clock on the wall, seeing more than ten minutes had passed and she briefly wondered if he would show up.

Buy Link: http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-holidayauction-482208-144.html

Festive Frenzy: Goodbye Scrooge by Jaime Samms

Goodbye Scrooge
by Jaime Samms

Blurb:

When beautiful, perfect basket ball hero Eric hits on grad student Marcus, it's more than just another flirtation. Marcus realizes it's time to take a good look at the difficult relationship he's had with his unpredictable and bitter professor Julian for the past four years. He has to make a decision. Sure he's ready to move on, he plans to give Julian one last Christmas gift; an unforgettable night, before he leaves.

He never expected to be the person who can't get the passion they find on that last go round out of his head. His decision isn't going to be as simple as he'd hoped. Maybe perfect isn't everything after all.


Excerpt:

“Kiss me.”

“No.” But he didn’t pull away. His lips remained parted and he breathed in soft, excited pants.

“Yes.”

“You can’t make–“

I did make him, taking the kiss, taking Julian’s mouth, gently moving the dog off his lap and forcing Julian back into the arm of the couch.

His hand against my chest became a fist, curled into the folds of my shirt, and his panted breath turned desperate. His mouth opened, I delved my tongue deeper, and a soft, mewling pant from Julian rewarded me. I pushed harder, not physically, but by spreading a hand on Julian’s bare stomach under his shirt, soaking up the warmth and pouring my own heat back.

Julian finally yanked himself free of the demanding kiss. “Stop.”

“Nope.” I just trailed my attentions down Julian’s throat, smiling when my little professor went limp against the couch and moaned his pleasure. I continued my downward progress, pushing his t-shirt out of the way, licking and nipping across the flat, pale abs, kissing my way down the treasure trail of hair until his waistband impeded my progress.

Julian’s fingers sank into my hair, and he pulled.

Left without a choice, I stopped the sweet torture and rested my chin on Julian’s hip. “What?”

“How is this supposed to go?”

“I told you yesterday, there’s fucking, and there’s everything else. All the things you’re missing. I want those things, and if you just let me show you, you’ll see they’re worth finding someone who can give them to you.”

“Not you.”

I wended my way back up until we were face to face again. “After everything, Julian, do you really think we’re couple material? You have to admit, we didn’t exactly start out on equal footing.”

“You saying I took advantage of you?”

I sighed. “You going to try and deny you used your authority to seduce me?”

“It wasn’t very hard, and if I remember, you’re the one who came to my office. You’re the one who dared me to say it out loud.”

I couldn’t deny I’d been bold enough to come on to the handsome professor first year. That much was true. “A proper prof would have kicked my ass out of there.”

“Have you seen your ass?” Julian reached and slapped my behind. Hard. “Not so easy to turn down when it’s bare and ready to be fucked.”

“Fine. So we both behaved badly. For a long time. Now it’s time to end it well, wouldn’t you say?”

“And you think one last fuck is the way to go?”

“One night. Give me a chance to change your mind about what it can mean to stick your dick inside another person. You might be surprised.”

“Why should I?”

“What have you got to lose? You’re already done with me anyway. I saw it in your eyes yesterday. We’re already over, so what’s one last night? Can’t hurt.”

“Says you.”

But when I moved in for another kiss, he didn’t stop me, nor did he halt the touches and caresses that methodically eased his clothes from his body. I leaned back to admire my handiwork, seeing Julian splayed out and flushed, his long, pale limbs languidly draped over the couch, I had to palm my cock to relieve some of the aching pressure.

“Where’s your bed?” My voice sounded gruff, gravelly with lust, but the deep heat in Julian’s brown eyes reflected how I felt, and his answer confirmed it.

“End of the hall.”

“Come on.”

I pulled on Julian’s hand until the man flowed to his feet, then led him down the hall to his bedroom.

The space was austere. A big, perfectly made bed stood just to one side, the foot facing the door, and dark wood furniture with clean lines surrounded a spacious open area beside it. A comfortable looking chair with a reading lamp and a footstool graced one corner.

“This is you all over,” I observed, not bothering to be neat as I shed my own clothing. I put a hand on his back and pressured him toward the bed. “Lie down.”

“Make–“

I gave him a tiny shove, and the surprise was enough to send him stumbling forward, hands out to catch his tumble onto the bed. I had no intention of letting him get up again, and hurried after him, straddling his ass and moving longish hair off his nape to apply lips and tongue.

Under me, Julian struggled feebly, his protests getting lost in softer gasps and moans, soaking into the bed clothes.

“Don’t worry, Jules. No one can hear us if you make some noise.”

“Get off,” his voice, as limp as his limbs, didn't inspire me to obey. Goose bumps chased down his arms, and I smoothed them away with soft touches. Gradually, I moved my kisses down Julian’s spine, trusting the languid effect of tongue and lightly applied teeth to keep him in his place. By the time I reached his ass, my professor was trembling slightly, his moans taking on a needy depth. When I plied his cheeks apart, I got a sharp gasp accompanying the first touch of tongue to hole. After that, I had Julian twitching and gasping, each protest cut off by his own body's responses.

“You can’t–“

“Can,” I muttered, shoving to get his hips a little higher.


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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Quick Six TNG with Lydia Nyx


Quick Six TNG with Lydia Nyx


1. What does "vanilla" mean to you?

LN: It's the scent I wear all the time! I really like the smell of vanilla. If you're talking from a writing or sexual perspective, I can never think 'vanilla' so I would say having sex with ice cream involved?

2. Is there any moment from your life that you remember in slow motion?

LN: Yes, when I came home from work to discover I'd been burglarized. The first thing I saw was the light on through the window and I knew instantly something wasn't right. Having to creep into my own apartment, hoping the thieves weren't still there, was the most chilling feeling. They took my laptop too, which meant I lost some of my writing.

3. What's the most unsettling movie you've ever seen?

LN: Precious. Incredible acting and the story will leave you feeling like you've been punched in the gut. It's a really, really harrowing movie and you need a strong stomach to get through it.

4. If you had to get a tattoo on your face, what would you want it to look like?

LN: A woman I know, her husband is a tattoo artist and he tattoos permanent makeup on people. I think that would make my life so much easier, especially when I have to work in the morning.

5. How many monkeys jumping on the bed?

LN: The REAL question in my life is: how many pesky cats jumping in my bed and waking me up in the morning because they're awake and everyone else should be too?

6. Which of the books or stories you've written is your favourite?

LN: Probably Fire in the Desert. It can be expanded into a much bigger, even novel-length story, which many people have told me. I plan to get around to that one of these days when I don't have a million other projects on my plate!

Blurb:

Garrett Thomas is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists. When he gets a tip a dragon—the holy grail of his field—has been spotted in the Sahara desert, he jumps at the chance to locate and document this elusive creature. As further incentive, his old college friend—and lover—Keegan Richards is currently on an archeological dig in Egypt. Keegan possesses a powerful supernatural ability called the Mystic. When Garrett sees his old flame after a year of separation, he finds not only has Keegan’s power increased so he has full command of the element of fire but he’s grown a thousand times more beautiful and exotic. After Garrett has a strange and erotic dream about him, Keegan inexplicably grows cold and tries to send Garrett home with his mission unfulfilled. Garrett stays in Egypt, however, and when he finally enters the dragon’s lair, he finds what he’s looking for—but not the way he expected.

Buy link:

https://www.nobleromance.com/ItemDisplay.aspx?i=175

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Festive Frenzy: The Best Kind of Prize by DC Juris


Title of Work: "The Best Kind of Prize"
Author Name DC Juris


BLURB:

"The best kind of prize is a surprise," so says Willy Wonka, and Alan agrees! He takes the reins on planning their secret holiday getaway, but Jack isn't overly thrilled with being kept in the dark about their destination. Unbeknownst to Alan, Jack has plans of his own - plans to ask for Alan's hand in marriage. When an argument and Alan's disappearance get in the way of Jack's romantic intentions, is their holiday ruined, or can Alan make things up to Jack in time to still have a Merry Christmas?

EXCERPT:

Alan stood and moved around the small kitchen, his feet making little slapping sounds on the wood floor. Jack smiled as Alan bent over to retrieve a napkin, his pants tightening around his scrumptiously round ass. Holy. Shit. Jack's cock rose to attention immediately. "Care for a shower to warm up?"

Alan grinned. "Hmm, let me think about it. Do I want to get soapy and steamy with you? I guess I could be convinced."

"Yeah?"

"Uh-huh."

"I'll get the water ready." Jack stood and went down the hall to the bathroom and turned on the hot water, knowing it needed time to really get up to the nearly bone-melting temperature he and Alan both preferred. He unbuttoned his jeans and slid them and his boxes off, stepping out of them as he pulled his shirt off over his head.

"Damn! I never get tired of that sexy body of yours," Alan told him, entering the bathroom.

"C'mere, baby." Jack pulled Alan close and locked their mouths in a deep kiss, reaching under the waistband of Alan's pants to grip his cock.

Alan's head fell back with a moan as he thrust his hips forward.

Buy Link http://www.torquerebooks.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=2962

Festive Frenzy: Advent Calendar by Selena Kitt

Title of Work: Advent Calendar
Author Name: Selena Kitt
Buy Link: http://excessica.com/store/catalog/product_info.php?manufacturers_id=14&products_id=494&osCsid=5ead8ad916f502f71fe1f17ad8501d31

Blurb: Jay is a player–a typical college student with one thing on his mind–and that doesn’t change when he meets Betsy. He wants nothing more than to take her five ways from Sunday, and Betsy doesn’t seem to object. Still, the more time he spends with her, the more she seems to affect him… When she gives him a homemade advent calendar for Christmas, Jay discovers the real meaning of the phrase, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” Note: This story originally appeared in the anthology Shivers.

Excerpt:

I let the dart go, and the board lit up in celebration. Ten. I win. I collected my prize, and wished the whole walk home that I'd listened to Tyler and taken the car, since I didn't even get the benefit of looking at her hard nipples in the cold with her jacket all zipped up and her arms crossed in front of her chest like that.

They sprang free in the apartment, though—no pretenses or cold drinks, guess we'd had enough of those. She dropped her coat near the door and pressed herself against me right there. Her lips were as cold as mine, but inside her mouth was warm and her tiny tongue probed against my teeth. She squealed when my cold hands abandoned the laces on her top and just pushed it down, bra and all, spilling her breasts into them.

God, she smells incredible! Whatever the hell perfume she was wearing was intoxicating, and I dipped my nose into the swell of her cleavage where it was stronger. "You smell great," I murmured against her neck. She giggled, and I winced. Note to self—don't make her giggle!

"Pheromones…" The feel of her breath in my ear made my cock jump.

"What?" I tilted my head to look at her.

"Never heard of pheromones? Just chemicals we give off…love scents. It's like an aphrodisiac. Careful, you could fall in love with me," she teased.

"You've got a love scent, alright," I agreed, kissing her, harder, digging for that tiny tongue again and finding it.

She moaned against my mouth, responding to my thumbs rubbing over her hard nipples. They were pale pink and puffy. She had a true blonde's coloring, and I judged that Miss Clairol only gave her natural hues a shine, although I wouldn't know that for sure until I had her panties down. Her hand went for my crotch, but I grabbed her wrist, twisting her arm behind her and kissing her toward my room. Whether it was the beer or the cold, my dick wasn't responding quite fully yet, and nothing killed things quicker than a girl who thought you couldn't get it up for her. No matter what you said, they made it all about them.

Her knees nearly buckled as I tongue-kissed her with both her hands behind her back, but she caught the shuffling backwards rhythm until I had her pressed against my bedroom door. I stopped there to enjoy the exposure of her breasts, the way her skirt was starting to ride up her thighs as she tried to press a knee up between my legs. Girls always forget about the testicles. I turned slightly, shifting so that my leg was pressed up towards the heat of her crotch, which is what she really wanted anyway, from the sound of her gasping as she rode it like one of the mechanical horses at the Toys R Us entrance, her skirt getting damper by the minute. Damn, this girl is hot!

I turned the doorknob, making sure I had her by the small of the back so we wouldn't spill onto the floor. We stumbled anyway, all the way to the bed, the height of the mattress forcing her to sit. She fumbled at my belt buckle in the dimness, and I pressed her away, unbuckling and starting to slip my belt out the loops.

"Mmmm, it smells good in here!"

I cocked my head, my belt hanging. I did smell something. It was weird how you got used to your own smells, and you never noticed it until someone else said something. "Vanilla!" She identified it—yep, that’s it alright. I wondered if Tyler's girlfriend had decided to force him into cookie-making or something this afternoon. The blonde's hand was tugging on my belt again, and I let her slip it the rest of the way out while I unsnapped and unzipped.

She leaned back on her elbows, watching me, her breasts flattening around the sides a little the way the larger ones do. She propped her stocking feet up on the bed—where the hell are her shoes?—and opened her thighs. In the light from the hallway, I could see the tops of her thigh-high stockings and, to my surprise, blonde fuzz. No panties in sight.

"You are a very bad girl." I smiled.

"They're in your jacket pocket," she purred, opening her thighs wider. "I took them off in the bathroom and thought, if you didn't take me home, at least I'd leave you a reminder." I realized I was still wearing my jacket. I reached in and felt dampness. Sure enough, there was a black pair of panties. I lifted them to my nose. She smelled incredible, strong, the way girls do when they still have pussy hair.

I had a sudden memory of Betsy's black panties shoved into her mouth, and my cock twitched. Goddamnit, man, you've got a half naked woman in front of you. Isn't that enough? I tried again to reason with him. Apparently not, because it was Betsy's ass I was picturing when I turned the blonde over and pushed her skirt up. It was Betsy's bald pussy I was missing when I starting eating her from behind like that, spreading her lips wide so that all I had in my mouth was smooth flesh. And it was the memory of Betsy that made my cock so uncomfortably stiff in my jeans that I had to slide them off.


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Monday, December 13, 2010

Happy Breakup Day!


Or is it "Merry Breakup Day"? I can never remember...

Well, kids, the data is in and it turns out the highest period of breakups, aside from the weeks of Spring Break, is the two weeks leading up to Christmas.

David McCandless monitored the data from thousands of Facebook feeds for terms like "is now single" and "breakup" and used the results to generate the graph you see above.

You'll also notice Mondays are particularly popular breakup days. From these trends, sociologists all over the blogosphere predict the highest incidence of breakups will occur on the Monday falling two weeks before Christmas.

And guess what, my darling sweethearts? That day is today, Monday December 13th, 2010. It's officially breakup day.

So I'd like to send out a special round of hugs to all those who are newly broken up, and who are bound to breakup over the next two weeks. You have my sincere well-wishes for a quick recovery and a happy future. You never know...your partner might just come to their senses and realize life without you is just the pits.

Also, take comfort in knowing it's not you, it's just about every Facebook user. There are lots of breakups going on right now. You are not alone. It's rough right now, but there's light at the end of the tunnel. May you emerge bathed in the divine luminescence shining from your heart.

You are loved. Just because somebody breaks up with you doesn't mean you're any less worthy of sincere affection from those around you. Hugs, my darlings.

And, hey, we can all take comfort in knowing Christmas Day shows the lowest incidence of breakups all year long. If you make it to December 25, you're in good shape. If not, my thoughts are with you.

Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Canada just got hotter!



Festive Frenzy: Ivy League by G.R. Richards


Ivy League (M/M erotica)
by G.R. Richards

Blurb

With his parents out of the country on winter holiday, Shiv invites biology lab-mate Devon to his house for a final exam cram. Of course, dinner and a study session aren't all he has in mind. The seduction seems almost too easy when Devon invites him to spend Christmas with his family. Will Shiv finally realize there's more to a relationship than just sex?

Excerpt

FINALLY a store that wasn’t blasting Christmas carols over every loudspeaker!

Just as Shiv began to revel in the sound of silence, Devon had to go and spoil the mood by waving a package of stuffed pasta above his head.

“Hey, check it out, Shiv,” he called across the store. “This stuff’s called fagottini! Fagottini! Can you believe it?”

Everybody in Babba Fine Foods looked up at them, and Shiv just wanted crawl under a fruitcake and die. A sensation of blistering humiliation shot up his neck and across his cheeks, and his ear lobes burned. As he lowered his eyes, his gaze accidentally locked with the big hairy guy at the register, and he immediately looked down at the produce in front of him. He swallowed hard, focusing all his attention on a bag of romaine hearts.

The big hairy voice at the front of the store hollered, “Get out of here, both of you! What kind of shop you think this is?”

Shiv nearly jumped out of his winter boots. He turned his head so fast he could visualize it flying off his neck and soaring across the shop. Only the hairy guy wasn’t yelling at him, or at Devon. His rage was aimed directly at a poised young woman in a designer jacket… and her little dog too!

“Read the sign on the door,” the big man went on as a little terrier’s pink tongue licked the girl’s chin. “No dogs allowed!”

“Excuse me, but Missy is family,” the girl spat, holding up her poor confused dog for display.

The hairy man crossed his arms in front of his chest and nodded. “Yes, I can see the family resemblance,” he replied, with an air of immense satisfaction.

Dropping her jaw like a six-year-old drama queen, she squealed, “It is cold outside. There is snow everywhere, and that sidewalk is covered in salt. In case you didn’t know, salt is majorly bad for Missy’s paws. Would you make me tie her to a fire hydrant if she were my child?”

“A dog is not a child,” the man scoffed, waving his hand in front of his face. “You are the child.”

The girl with the terrier inhaled sharply. It was hard to tell who was doing more of the whining—her or the dog. “You know what? I’m going to tell all my friends you’re an anti-canine, and they’re all going to stop shopping here. How do you like that?”

“Perfect!” the man shouted back. “Your friends are idiots. You’re doing me a favor!”

With an exaggerated huff, the girl spun on her heels and took three angry steps toward the door. She then spun back around and grabbed a loaf of olive bread from the rack. “I need this!” Smacking a five-dollar bill down against the Plexiglass counter full of lottery tickets, she hollered, “Here! Keep the change.”

“Thank you!” the hairy man shouted, putting the cash in the register as she and her dog stormed out into the cold.

Shiv jumped three feet into the air when Devon crept up behind him and whispered, “God, I love that guy!”

“Don’t do that!” Shiv hissed, grabbing at his chest in a desperate attempt to slow his heartbeat. Its rate seemed to return to normal quickly enough. Good recovery time. Nodding toward the guy at the counter, he explained, “Those two have that same argument every Tuesday. I always try to be here for it.”

“Yeah, these little shops sure have life in them.” Devon chuckled, picking up a red pepper only to set it back down. “I just don’t know how an immigrant can afford these prices.”

After fourteen years in this country, Shiv was beginning to realize the immigrant label was as permanent as the color of his skin. Suppressing a scowl, he shot back, “Right. Because everyone in India is a beggar on the street. We’re all so impoverished we can’t even afford to wipe our asses.” He didn’t like to be rude, but he came from a highly educated family. It bothered him when people thought otherwise.

After a pause, Devon demurred. “Sorry, man. See? Get me five blocks off campus and I’m a complete embarrassment.”

Shiv stood in contemplation as Devon shook his package of pasta side to side. Did he really want to spend the evening studying for winter finals with a total hick?

“Us farm boys, you know…” Devon continued, offering a lopsided smile. He put on a fake Farmer Brown accent. “We don’t know nuttin’ ’bout nuttin’, boy howdy!”

He seemed genuinely repentant. And, of course, they had committed to cramming together. It would be rude to withdraw now. Devon was perhaps a little immature, but he wore his naiveté charmingly. In fact, everything he wore looked good on him, right down to his puffy red down jacket. His innocence complimented his boyish physique—not to mention the dimples on his cheeks—nicely. And that perfect ass….

“Come on,” Shiv said, walking his purchases to the line-up at the front counter. “We’ll cook up your pasta and have a nice dinner before we study.”

Festive Frenzy: Angel's Wish by Kissa Starling

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