Smut Smackdown: Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! vs. Two Complete Strangers

A couple weeks ago, Lexi Wood challenged me to a duel. If you don't know Lexi, she's the smut-writing sock puppet that lives in my apartment. She's pretty damn cocky, too. Apparently she thinks she's the superior smut-slinger.

We'll see about that!

She thinks that because she spends her whole life writing stepdaddy smut, she writes taboo erotica better. I guess she wasn't around in 2013, when I wrote my 100,000-word Adam and Sheree trilogy. No steps in that (unless you're reading the Amazon version, Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series). Just pure, unadulterated family sex.

So Lexi upped the stakes.

She challenged me to a family sex writing competition. No pseudo stuff. No steps.

Real. Family. Sex.

I'm not generally a competitive person, but Lexi gets me all riled up. So IT'S ON! Round One has begun!

Who can produce the dirtiest taboo tales? It's the Lexi vs. Giselle Smut Smackdown! We write 'em, you rate 'em.

Our first challengers are Lexi's Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! and my book, Two Complete Strangers:

I know what you’re thinking: I had an affair with my father, so I must be cracked. But this man didn’t raise me. We were two complete strangers when we met at that seaside pub. There was an instant spark between us. He couldn’t resist his little girl, and I didn’t even try to resist him. Maybe it was sick and wrong and totally messed up… or maybe we’re meant for each other.

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And here's the challenger:

Marissa makes a living out of talking dirty. Phone sex is her secret job. She does it late at night, after her father’s gone to bed. When one special caller gets her hot and bothered, she sneaks into Daddy’s bedroom to steal some late night loving. But wait… where’s Daddy? He’s not in bed. Where could he be? And how did Marissa’s caller manage to tap all her taboo desires?

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Read both books and vote for your favourite:

Lexi vs. Giselle: Smut Smackdown! Who wins Round One?

Two Complete Strangers by Giselle Renarde

Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! by Lexi Wood

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By Hand: Good Bi Valentine

The first piece of erotic fiction I wrote has been through numerous incarnations. I believe it was first published in pieces, as three short stories. I want to say it was published by Ruthie's Club, but I'm not 100% sure that's true. Over the past 10 years I've written hundreds, maybe thousands of stories. I've honestly lost count.

But this was the the first: an erotic comedy about a building superintendent having sex with a variety of tenants on Valentine's Day.

This novelette has gone by many names over the years. These days, you can call it Good Bi Valentine.

Warning: This title contains m/f and f/f sex, mild BDSM, and graphic descriptions of cheesy 1980’s porn, including but not limited to fluorescent and animal print bikinis.

Calling All Downton Abbey Fans!

New Book Alert! Mind Your Manors
Sexy Stories from Erotic Estates
 

Calling all fans of period drama! Enter a world where noble lords surrender to pretty maids, and dominating ladies seduce the men who serve them. Their lust can be icy and dark, or subtle and sweet. Whether upstairs or down, who can resist the call of forbidden love?

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?

If you're wondering how you'll cope when Downton Abbey goes off the air, it might be time to pick up a copy of my new book. Inside, you'll find three new erotic stories about ritzy types and their servants--inspired by the opulence of your favourite period dramas!

I don't have purchase links for all retailers yet, but I do have a coupon you can redeem for $1 off at Smashwords. Mind Your Manors is also on sale this week at All Romance Ebooks!

Find Mind Your Manors at Amazon: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BX42QLC?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=bp-YCwAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/616359?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Also available from other retailers and in print!

New #Taboo #Erotica (and it's FREE right now!)

Lexi's been begging me to tell you about this new book she put out: 6 original stories of the stepfather/stepdaughter variety. That "variety" includes the exchange student and the man of the house, sad divorced guy and the girl his son has a crush on... I think there's a man living on a family's couch who hooks up with the virgin daughter? Anyway, stuff like that: people having sex with people they probably shouldn't be having sex with.

This book has been wildly successful. Lexi's books always sell better than mine, but since I'm such a generous and giving person I've decided to promote her smut to you. Not that she'll thank me for it. Lexi has got to be the rudest, most irritating sock puppet on the planet. And that's saying something!  Sock puppets don't exactly have a reputation for being sweet and kind.

Anyway, here's her damn book. It's free today, tomorrow, and Saturday. That would be... where's my calendar? February 18, 19, 20. Of the year 2016, in case you're reading this from the future.

New Taboo Erotica

Good Girls, First Times, Forbidden Lust and Punished Brats

FREE at Amazon 

Thursday February 18-Saturday February 20th

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B3C3492?tag=dondes-20

Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01B3C3492

By Hand: Marilyn in the Middle

I spent last week getting rid of 10 years of writing notes. Before I could run them through the paper shredder, I captured some of them to showcase here on the blog.

I rarely write anything on paper anymore, so it was particularly interesting to come across the first draft of the first piece of erotica I ever wrote. I'll feature that one in a few days. The 15,000-word novella took up an entire notepad. It's the only work I've written by hand in its entirety.

But, for now, something a little shorter.  A story idea that came to me while watching a documentary about Marilyn Monroe:

The humble beginnings of my story Marilyn in the Middle.

Read THIS Before You Write THAT

I just came across this new media reference guide for journalists discussing trans and gender-diverse people. Read it! If you're an author who incorporates trans characters into the fiction you write, read it. If you're a journalist, definitely read it. If you're a person who never writes anything but sometimes talks to people about stuff, read it!

Basically what I'm saying is: everyone read this. Even if you're thinking, "Oh I read one of those a few years ago," read this one now. Language changes so quickly. Even as a gender nonconforming person myself, and the partner of a trans woman, and an author who writes gender-diverse characters, I didn't realize some of the terms that were totes a la mode 10 years ago were now considered derogatory. Scrambled eggs all over my face!

Stuff changes fast, and if you want to win this race you gotta stay on top! (Which race? I don't know. I've eaten too much ice cream and I'm getting silly).

Anyway, read this guide. It was put together by The 519 here in Toronto and Rainbow Health Ontario.

It'll only take a few minutes, and you'll be a better human for it:

Download Media Reference Guide

I stole that link from this link: http://www.the519.org/news/media-reference-guide-discussing-trans-and-gender-diverse-people

Love you!
Giselle

Happy Tenniversary! Kinksters is FREE this February!

2016 marks 10 years as a writer, for me.  I wouldn't have lasted this long in the business without the support of fellow authors, editors and, of course, readers like you.  That's why I'm giving away something special every month.

This month, KINKSTERS: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasures is free at Smashwords!

As an extra treat, the short stories from Kinksters that are available individually as ebooks are also free! We're talking Lesbukake, Debbie Does Dalhousie, Rainbow Night and much more!

Shaking Up This Friday Night with #Lesbian #Erotica

It's Friday night and I'm uploading my lesbian erotic romance short Shaking Up This Costume Party to various ebook retailers. I just pulled an excerpt to post at sites like Excitica and I liked it so much I thought I'd post it here, just for fun.

Shaking Up This Costume Party is about a young woman, Anisha, who sneaks off to a college costume party Halloween night, only to meet her father there. Not just that, but he's got a girl on his arm. He's been cheating on his wife with Maryam, after telling the younger woman he was divorced.

As much as Anisha wants to hate this girl, she just can't. She feels bad for Maryam. After all, they've both been lied to.

The bond they form at that party gets really hot really fast, and who knows? It just might last.

Read an excerpt from Shaking Up This Costume Party:

They snuck into a darkened room and sat on somebody’s bed.

Anisha rubbed the girl’s back and said, “How do you feel now?”

“Not great,” Maryam told her. “He said he was divorced. He said he never saw his daughter. He said he was lonely without his family.”

Anisha felt a deep sense of disappointment in her father, but she couldn’t bring herself to hate this girlfriend of his. “You were having an affair?”

“I didn’t know it was an affair. He said he was—”

“Divorced.”

“Yeah.”

“Wow.”

“I know!”

Anisha shook her head. “I never thought Daddy could do something like this.”

They sat in silence as Anisha rubbed the girl’s back. Maryam’s dress felt nice and silky under her hand. She could feel the bumps of Maryam’s spine, and the line of a bra strap. As her eyes adjusted to the moonlight, she noticed the shine of the fabric, as well as the sparkle of her own bee costume.

“How are you feeling now?” Anisha asked.

“Better. You can stop rubbing.”

“Oh. Sorry.”

Anisha backed off, even though she didn’t really want to. She shrugged off her bee wings because they were starting to annoy her, and tossed them on the floor along with her antennae and purse.

“What are you doing?” Maryam asked, watching the items fall to the ground.

“Nothing. They were just bugging me.”

Maryam laughed, and her lipstick shimmered in the moonlight.

“What’s funny?”

“They’re bugging you… and you’re a bug.”

Anisha looked down at her yellow and black striped bodysuit. “I’m a bee.”

“A bee is a bug.”

“I guess.”

“Anything annoying is a bug,” Maryam reasoned.

“Sorry. Am I bugging you?”

Sitting gently at the edge of the bed, Maryam turned her head and smiled. “No. No, I’m glad you’re here. If you hadn’t been here, I wouldn’t know your father was lying to me all this time.”

Anisha felt weirdly guilty, like she’d ruined this girl’s perfect relationship. Even if that relationship was with a married man who just so happened to be her father.
*****

Shaking Up This Costume Party is newly available from the following ebook retailers:

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/610141

eXcitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/shaking-up-this-costume-party-lesbian-secrets.html?SID=66a11bdfd728c3569aa7d50d296d0c09

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It's here! It's here! "I've got a Crush on a Sexy Older Man" is here!

Two Spicy Novels in One $0.99 Collection! Help! I’ve got a crush on a sexy older man! He’s handsome, interesting and educated—not to mention RICH. If I tell him how I feel, will he laugh in my face… or change my life forever? This special collection contains "Stacy's Dad has got it Going On" and "A Man Needs a Maid." That's TWO New Adult romance novels by award-winning Canadian author Giselle Renarde. Buy it this weekend for under a buck! There are so many places to get "I've got a Crush on a Sexy Older Man," including: Amazon USA Amazon Canada Amazon Australia Amazon UK Barnes & Noble Kobo iTunes All Romance Ebooks Smashwords Excitica While you're browsing for books, check out these new releases from a few of my author friends:

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The Depression Handbook for Writers: A Simple and Practical Advice Guide

Is it just me, or are a lot of writers depressed?

It's not just me. And it's not just you.

Whether you're a professional author or not, it's possible that you've dealt with depression in your life. I've been chronically depressed since my late teens. It sucks, but there is hope.

That's why I decided to put together a simple and practical advice guide for writers with depression. I'm not a doctor, so don't take anything I've got to say as medical advice, but if you're having a rough time right now, maybe you'll pick up a copy. It's free at most vendors.

What if you're not a writer, but you are depressed?

Well, this book consists of 3 sections:

• things I do to lift my mood and improve my outlook
• things writers can do to keep business going even when you can't write
• author interviews

So the first section is pretty general and could be helpful to writers and readers alike.

If you need this book, I hope it's helpful to you.

Find it at
Kobo
Google Play

BarnesNoble
Smashwords

As I mentioned, The Depression Handbook for Writers is free at most ebookstores, but it hasn't been price matched yet at Amazon.  If anyone's got a few seconds to spare, you could scroll down to the section that says Product Details, click where is says "tell us about a lower price" and plug in the BarnesNoble link, or the Google Play one. I'd really appreciate it. I want everyone who needs this book to be able to get their hands on it, and I don't want price to be an obstacle.

I hope this post crosses your screen exactly when you need it, or when someone in your life does. More than that, I hope it helps.

All my love,
Giselle