Friday, October 24, 2014

#MySexySaturday Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My!

Okay, I've been teasing you long enough about this box set of MMF menage and paranormal multiple partner sexiness.
Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My!

It's official: Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! is NOW AVAILABLE. This is the perfect My Sexy Saturday for it, because this week's theme is Halloween. And this book includes plenty of spooky weird stuff... like my novella Monstrous Obsession.
Seven paragraphs from Monstrous Obsession:

Closing her eyes, Artemis rested against the wall, listening to Budd and Vincent’s deep voices somewhere in the house. She couldn’t hear what they were saying, but it was obviously about her. Sometimes she felt like she’d never be wanted anywhere she ended up.

That thought was pushed from her mind by a voice even deeper even than Budd’s. Growling, violently, it said, “You’re mine now.”

Artemis jumped up from the floor, looking all around the room. She felt like somebody was in there with her, but she couldn’t see anyone. Tentatively, she opened the large wooden wardrobe, half expecting one of Vincent’s squirrelly friends to jump out at her. It was empty, except for a little wooden box with strange words carved all around the sides. Curiosity erased the tension of the moment, but as she lifted the lid, shivers ran down her spine. The dread returned, even though the box was empty.

Something was in the room with her, watching her. She was sure of it. Something disturbing and malevolent. The hair stood up all along her arms. She felt like she’d been licked up and down her neck by a dirty old man, and she wiped it with the sleeve of her shirt, again and again, convinced she was removing someone’s saliva from her skin.

The bedroom door squealed open, and she screamed.

Budd chuckled. “Jumpy, jumpy!”

“Sorry, I thought I… heard something.” Artemis shook her head, then pressed the ill-fitting lid back on the wooden box. “I don’t know.”
Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! includes a whopping SIX spooky tales (2 novellas, 3 novelettes and a short story) for the low introductory price of $2.99 at many retailers. Snap it up soon!

Here's what's inside:
Shadow People
The Regular
A Tale of Fur and Flesh
Monstrous Obsession
Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice
Bonus! Bad Wolf by Savannah Reardon

How can you resist? Buy now from:
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B00OPNWFBU

Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monsters-and-shifters-and-men-oh-my-paranormal-menage-and-multiple-partner-romance-stories-giselle-renarde/1120627225?ean=2940046331400&itm=1&usri=2940046331400
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-monstersandshiftersandmenohmy-1654604-166.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/486466
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/monsters-and-shifters-and-men-oh-my-paranormal-menage-and-multiple-partner-romance-stories
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=IYEBBQAAQBAJ

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Cover Reveal: Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My!

I hear some people like MMF menage...



...and I hear some people like Halloween, so this Friday those people will be pleased to discover a new box set/anthology/whatever you want to call it of paranormal shiftery monstery menage and multiple partner erotica/romance/romantica/erotimance stories/novellas/novelettes, including a bonus werewolf tale by my pal Savannah Reardon.

Haha now you have to wait. :P

Okay I'll have mercy and give you the preorder link: www.amazon.com/dp/B00OPNWFBU

Friday, October 17, 2014

Freebie Friday: Femme It Up

Just for fun:

If you’re not ready to commit to the entire What Do Lesbians Do In Bed? anthology, no problem! Enjoy a quick taste of Sapphic sexiness with the SINGLES series!

In Femme It Up, Dee hates butch Brenda’s hairy legs. After three years together, Brenda agrees to let Dee wax them. Getting dolled up and going out on the town makes her nervous as hell, but bad-ass butch Brenda would do anything for her girl.

With bonus fetish story No Love, No Glove!

Giselle Renarde’s erotic fiction has appeared in over 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Lesbian Romance, Best Women’s Erotica, Girl Fever, and the Lambda Award-winning collection Wild Girls, Wild Nights.

Grab Femme It Up FREE! Limited time only, only from:
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

#HungerBundle: Earth Blood Is Easy

Last week I let you know that my new book "Earth Blood Is Easy" is available exclusively in a box set of vampire romances called HUNGER, but I didn't really tell you anything about the book itself.

"Earth Blood Is Easy" is a romantic comedy about a vampire who is also an alien. Nope, I'm not kidding. That is 100% true.

Is it ridiculous? Yup. Is it hilarious? I sure as hell hope so. Are there vampires? Many. Are they the kind of vampires you'd expect from any other author? Probably not. Are they the kind of vampires you'd expect from me? Umm... yes. At least, I think so. You'll have to grab a copy of the box set (it's only $0.99 and there are EIGHT books in it) and let me know.

I haven't shared the full extended blurb for this book around the internet at all. This'll be the first time I'm posting it publicly:

Alexxia is an unapologetic vampire who works hard and plays harder. Some of her coworkers and even her boss find her a little abrasive, but you don’t become top seller under thirty by being the polite wall flower. When Alexxia’s vacation time rolls around, she’s got big plans involving a sunny beach on the planet Plai. Unfortunately, the interstellar module she’s riding with her best friend Metsis has different plans.

When the module breaks down on Metsis’s vacation destination, Alexxia finds herself stranded. What a buzzkill! Especially when she finds out that boring old Earth isn’t like her home planet, Circe, where you can just walk into a restaurant and order a nice big bottle of blood. So where on Earth can Alexxia get a drink?

When Alexxia finally tracks down a fellow Circean, he leads her to Conrad—a guy unlike any she’s met on her home planet. He’s thin and pale and broody and… actually kind of cool. But, honestly, what is the deal with Earth’s vampires? Why are they so shady about drinking blood? Why’s it so taboo? And why does doing something that’s considered wrong feel so knee-bucklingly, heart-palpitatingly right?

Will Alexxia be entranced by Earth’s forbidden underground vampire culture? And when her module’s fixed, will she be able to leave Conrad?

Who ever said that Earth blood was easy…?

Here are a gajillion buy links for the $0.99 HUNGER box set:

AMAZON http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O9DC3MC?tag=dondes-20
APPLE https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/hunger-tales-vampire-romance/id926534906?mt=11&uo=4&at=11l5ab
KOBO http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/hunger-tales-of-vampire-romance-boxed-set
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B&N http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hunger-catherine-vale/1120519317?ean=2940150319400&itm=1&usri=2940150319400
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Catherine_Vale_Hunger_Tales_of_Vampire_Romance_Box?id=3661BAAAQBAJ
Amazon CA: http://www.amazon.ca/Hunger-Tales-Vampire-Romance-Boxed-ebook/dp/B00O9DC3MC
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hunger-Tales-Vampire-Romance-Boxed-ebook/dp/B00O9DC3MC

Also, a shout-out to Sommer Marsden who kindly featured the box set on her blog today: http://sommermarsden.blogspot.ca/2014/10/spooky-sexy-spot-3-giselle-renarde-and.html?zx=54860c01c816778 

Thursday, October 9, 2014

September's Clear Winner

Every month I post the top-selling Giselle Renarde Erotica print books, and September's bestseller was clear:


What Do Lesbians Do In Bed?

Have you ever wondered what lesbians do when they get together? Is it all fingers and scissors and lips between legs, or is there WAY more to the slippery story of lesbian sex?

In this hot new anthology, enjoy twenty-one explicit tales of lesbian love. From shoe fetish to opera gloves, sex in public to quiet winter mornings, even connoisseurs of fine girl-on-girl action are likely to discover a new idea or two in this sexy new collection.

Whether you can appreciate this book’s title ironically or you’re authentically curious about what girls who love girls do in bed (or in parked cars or at the office or in a church basement or in a restaurant bathroom), grab a copy today and get in on the nitty-gritty secrets of lesbian sex.

Giselle Renarde’s erotic fiction has appeared in over 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Lesbian Romance, Best Women’s Erotica, Girl Fever, and the Lambda Award-winning collection Wild Girls, Wild Nights.


Honorary mentions go out to:

Giselle's Big Box of BDSM

Fifteen erotic tales of discipline, domination, spanking, submission, Alphas, Femdom, bondage and more by award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Giselle’s erotic fiction has appeared in more than 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Bondage Erotica, Under Her Thumb, Serving Him and The Big Book of Bondage. In this new book, you can snap up every story in Giselle’s Best BDSM Erotica series!

What will you find between the covers?

Tree Hugger: When the new hotshot lawyer at Navina’s firm invites her out for a hike, he comes equipped with… bungee cords? Only a cute guy like Riley could get away with tying her, naked, to the nearest tree. She’s never been much of a tree hugger, but Riley’s rough hands might change her mind.

An Appreciation for Beautiful Things: Dell's mother-in-law is convinced he's gay, but that doesn't bother him. He's got nothing to prove. Tying up his wife, spanking her, making her scream for mercy--he doesn't do these things to prove that he's straight. He just loves taking charge.

The Invisible Husband: In Greta's opinion, a good husband is like a well-trained dog: you shouldn't see or hear him, except on command. That's not to say she doesn't take good care of her pet. He even gets to sleep in the big bed when he deserves it...

Forgotten Bodies: After three kids and many years of marriage, Susan’s lost her libido. She’s afraid if she doesn't satisfy her handsome husband’s desires he’ll find someone else who will. When Anthony surprises her with a spanking, will Susan find a new route to arousal?

The Sweetest Burn: Lucinda can’t stand to feel viscous fluids dripping down her skin. Too bad! For Chef, a recipe is never complete until it's mixed with the salt, sweat and oils of her skin. Today's sweet sauce is mole poblano, a Mexican chocolate chili that will set her ablaze.

Find these great stories and ten more in Giselle’s Big Box of BDSM!


My Mistress' Thighs

Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry
Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention

A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.

This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.

From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica.


Table of Contents

Sonnet: Fear of Drowning
The Public Life of Private Paulsen
Friends of Dorothy
Sonnet: Earthly Constellations
Dressing for Dinner
Love in the Time of Instant Messenger
Third Rail
Sonnet: Time That You Love
A Wolf in Grandmother’s Clothing
Secrets and Guys
Sonnet: Light Walker
Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice
Cock for A Day
Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again
Sonnet: A Female Bond
Spring Fever
Sonnet: My Mistress’ Thighs

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

HUNGER: $0.99 for EIGHT Vampire Novels! #vampbundles

Men who are always hungry, who crave both blood and love, these are the vampires who roam the pages in this new boxed set. Filled with paranormal desire and tempting to even the most innocent...

If you loved the Thirst boxset you will really love this BRAND NEW Hunger Boxset!

Eight bestselling vampire romance novels you can sink your teeth into—get ready to fall in love with darkness.


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APPLE https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/hunger-tales-vampire-romance/id926534906?mt=11&uo=4&at=11l5ab
KOBO http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/hunger-tales-of-vampire-romance-boxed-set
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Tag, The Vampire’s Game by Elixa Everett: For generations, the women in Gina's family have been vampire hunters sworn to exterminate all vampires, no exceptions. Until Lance. He is cocky and infuriating, but also highly charismatic and easily the sexiest man she has even met, igniting feelings within her that she'd rather keep buried. What started as a game for him and a duty for her develops into a passion with an intensity that threatens to destroy them both. Can Gina resist the sinfully sexy Lance and destroy the only man who has truly made her feel alive?

Midnight Blue by Elizabeth Nyte: April Matthews goes looking for a job, what she finds is a sexy vampire. Gabriel Blue is determined to hold on to April no matter the danger. Can they survive Gabe's enemies and find eternal love?

Blood Rage by Tara Shuler: When a vampire destined to destroy all of humanity realizes love isn't weak and pointless after all, it just may be too late to save the only woman he's ever loved.

Earth Blood is Easy by Giselle Renarde: Alexxia’s stranded on Planet Earth without a blood source! When she meets a mysterious club owner, will she become too entranced by Earth’s underground vampire culture to leave?

Delicate Thorns by Miranda Hardy and Ainsley Shay: Waking up on a deserted island with no memory of who you are is scary, but waking up on a deserted island with no memory of who you are and a thirst for blood is terrifying.

A Touch of Vampire by Catherine Vale: If she had only stayed away he would have been spared. Now it’s too late, he’s been turned into a creature that will never be allowed to live. She is all he has left. He just doesn’t know it yet.

One Night With a Vampire by Rozlyn Sparks: With a few shots of liquid courage, a pat on the ass, and a donated gold card, Daphne is whisked away to the famed, House of Immortal Pleasures for a night she won't soon forget.

Heartbitten by Aubrey Rose: When a billionaire playboy meets a shy grad student, he risks losing his heart for the first time in four hundred years.

AMAZON http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O9DC3MC
APPLE https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/hunger-tales-vampire-romance/id926534906?mt=11&uo=4&at=11l5ab
KOBO http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/hunger-tales-of-vampire-romance-boxed-set
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Friday, October 3, 2014

#MySexySaturday Brats Gone Wild!

I usually feature my own books for My Sexy Saturday, but I contributed a bonus story to my pal Candi Cade's smutty new box set so I've decided to talk about it today.

If you're an author, there's a good chance you've written a book that just didn't take off. Me? I've written a lot of them. But this summer I wrote a pretty taboo novelette called Forbidden Folk. Oh my goodness gracious, I love this story. It's so deliciously illicit in a way that's different from other taboo fiction. My girl Winter was raised by her mother and the two other members of her mother's folk trio. They're not related and they're not technically family but it still feels... titillatingly naughty.

Anyway, like I said, the book fell flat on its face as far as sales were concerned. Which is a real shame because it's damn good. When Candi Cade asked if I'd like to provide a bonus story for her taboo collection, I sent her Forbidden Folk because I wanted to get this story into the hands of smut lovers.

(And I have every confidence that lots of people will read it now, considering Candi's Brats Gone Wild box set is currently priced at $0.99!)

Here are seven short paragraphs from Forbidden Folk:

But Steven wasn’t actually my parent. As much as I viewed him as a father, growing up, he never was. Not truly.

“Steven?” I asked.

His hand cocooned mine. “Yes, Winter?”

“Did you ever think about…?”

He turned onto his side, so his chest was so close it grazed my tender nipples. When he spoke, I felt his breath against my lips. “Think about what, Winter?”

I couldn’t ignore the throb between my legs. I couldn’t fight it any longer. I barely had to move to kiss him, and that’s just what I did. Or did he kiss me? We moved for each other’s mouths simultaneously, opening to one another. His tongue swept mine into a frenzy as we gave in to the desire my mother had forbidden. She must be spinning in her grave.

“Wait,” Steven said, pulling his mouth from mine. “Winter, are you sure this is what you want?”

If you've got $0.99 to spare, grab a copy of Candi Cade's Brats Gone Wild and you can read her salaciously spicy stories in addition to mine: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O4S4MDU?tag=dondes-20