Saturday, September 13, 2014

#MySexySaturday Teach Me! Six Scandalous Sex Stories

This week's My Sexy Saturday theme is characters who can't keep their hands off each other. Perfect, because just yesterday a new box set came out that includes my work, and it's all about barely-legal students and their sexiest teachers--younger women and older men whose lust is totally taboo!

If you've read Like It's 1999, you know I have experience in this realm.

My story in Teach Me! Six Scandalous Sex Stories is called "A Mistress' Christmas" and it's about a university student who may or may not be in love with her professor. 

Here are 7 paragraphs:

I flicked the light switch and the room became very dark. Mid-winter, Canadian nights begin even before the day is out. I made my way over to straddle him in his chair.

“Close the blinds,” he pre-empted.

Did it matter, with the lights already off, if the blinds were closed or not?

But it was not for me to judge Winston’s desire for discretion. After all, I was not the married one. I closed the blinds and made my cautious return to him in pitch blackness.

Leaning into Winston’s hard body, I kissed the aromatic softness of his left cheek, lingering close. His stoicism made me wild with desire. I kissed his right cheek, breathing heavily against his flesh. He made no sound, no motion.

When I leaned in to kiss his lips, Winston caught my head in his hands. In a cavernous whisper, he told me, “You’ve left my office too many times with your lips raw and red. People will catch on.” It could easily have shattered my heart when he said, “I’m not going to kiss you today.”

But it didn’t. It was incredibly arousing, knowing that in a moment Winston would flip me around and press my front against volumes and papers on his solid desk. With none of the caring preliminaries, he would toss my skirt up over my ass and fuck me in absolute darkness.

Teach Me! is now available at the promotional introductory price of $0.99 at
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA
Amazon Canada: http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA

Friday, September 12, 2014

Congratulations! It's A Store!

Many moons ago, I created a store--an A Store, to be precise.  And then I forgot about it.  The years flew by. I wrote some books. Then, earlier today, I rediscovered it.  It contained 7 items, give or take.  I revamped it.  I added categories, like novels I've written, sexy shorts, anthologies, box sets.  I filled it with my work. And now this baby bird's ready to fly.

What's A Store... or an A Store or an a-store or whatever I'm supposed to call this thing?  Well, in my case it's a bookshelf powered by Amazon. Some love it, some hate it, but as a writer a huge chunk of my income is derived from Amazon so I'm not going to let this post devolve into a bitchfest.

Ooh, that was close.  I almost bitchfested. But I stopped myself.  Because lots of people like to buy books from Amazon, and now you/they/anyone/everyone can buy my books right on this very website.

Do you see up above where it says "Want to Buy Stuff? Here's A Store"?  If you click there, you'll see my Giselle Renarde Erotica shopfront. It's cute. You should check it out.

Here's the link: http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/p/want-to-buy-stuff-heres-store.html

And if that's at all weird in your browser, here's the store's direct link: http://astore.amazon.com/dondes-20

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Update: Bali Nights is now FREE at Amazon

I earlier reported that my Xcite novel Bali Nights is free at iTunes and Amazon UK for the month of September. Thanks to you wonderful people and your spectacular tell-us-about-a-lower-price reporting skills, Amazon has price-matched. Y'all must be craving a beach read, because it's currently #20 in free lesbian erotica and I haven't even announced it yet.  If you haven't snagged yourself a copy, let's get me to #1!

Click here to get Bali Nights FREE at Amazon!


Erotic romance by Giselle Renarde explores lust and sexual fantasies on the sandy shores of Bali...
Do Beach Boys really exist? They’re said to be hot young surfers who sell their bodies on the sandy shores of Bali—and not to other men, oh no. Beach Boys specialize in seducing women.

According to Kimmy, Beach Boys are not only real, but they’re Bali’s top tourist attraction. And she should know, considering she hired one last time she vacationed there. How she convinced co-worker Shandra to fly halfway around the world just to pay a guy for sex, Shandra will never know… until their first day in Bali, when she falls for Man: tall, dark, handsome, and on the make.

There’s something different about Man—he’s nothing like the guys back home. Shandra can tell him things she’s never shared with anyone, shed her inhibitions, and abandon herself to the best sex of her life. Now she understands why Kimmy was so anxious to return to her Beach Boy, Budi.

With Man’s encouragement, Shandra surrenders to a lust for men (and women) she’s long denied. But there’s more to a Beach Boy than meets the eye. Are Budi and Man really as trustworthy as Shandra and Kimmy think, or will their secrets shatter the girls forever?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Good News, Everyone! Bali Nights is FREE until the end of September!


Just found out from my publisher that my novel Bali Nights has been chosen for a free iTunes promotion ending September 30th and Amazon UK has price-matched! That means you can get my erotic bisexual rubenesque travel romance novel for the low, low price of nothing! Do it now or, so help me, I will hunt you down...

Oops, I mean I won't do anything. It's entirely your decision.

But it's free and it's an entire novel (at 52,000 words, Bali Nights is one of the longest books I've ever written!). I noticed it wasn't price-matched at Amazon.com, but you can help change that by scrolling down to where it says "tell us about a lower price" and plugging in the iTunes link below. Hopefully we'll get it going for free on Amazon soon.

Here are the linkages:
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/book/bali-nights/id854343865?l=en&mt=11
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JG89N46
And here's the Amazon one too, though it's not free yet.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Books In My Box + Hairy Armpits + Blasphemy

Maybe that should read "books in my slot" since I have a mail slot and not a mailbox, but it sounds dirty either way, so I'm happy.

Not much to say. Just showing off my beautiful contributor's copies of two new erotic anthologies which are apparently both FOR WOMEN according to their subtitles. (Sorry everybody else. Not for you.)

If you're Hungry for More and you Can't Get Enough, look for my work in these two collections next time you're buying books.

Also, as an outward expression of my increasingly undeniable genderqueerness, here's some armpit hair:
Ooh... I like the one on the right!
Finally, as a side note, I found another Hungry for More at Amazon... Hungry for More OF JESUS. Mmm... tastes like the Son of Man!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001OMGAHU?ie=UTF8&camp=213733&creative=393177&creativeASIN=B001OMGAHU&linkCode=shr&tag=dondes-20&linkId=Z6LLLVXFTL5T5LCO&qid=1409876811&sr=8-3&keywords=hungry+for+more

Monday, September 1, 2014

August's Top Print Sellers

Every month I like to tell readers what's selling in print. I don't know why. I just do.

In August, the top-selling Giselle Renarde Erotica book was:

Giselle's Big Box of BDSM
Black & White on Cream paper
186 pages  

ISBN-13: 978-1500796198
ISBN-10: 1500796190
BISAC: Fiction / Erotica

 
Fifteen erotic tales of discipline, domination, spanking, submission, Alphas, Femdom, bondage and more by award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Giselle’s erotic fiction has appeared in more than 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Bondage Erotica, Under Her Thumb, Serving Him and The Big Book of Bondage. In this new book, you can snap up every story in Giselle’s Best BDSM Erotica series!  


CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4944800

Honourable mention goes out to:

Kinksters
Black & White on White paper
242 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1495460258
ISBN-10: 1495460258
BISAC: Fiction / Erotica

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters!

In this anthology by kinky queer author Giselle Renarde, a lesbian couple shares their anal fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornados and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets a good tongue-lashing. A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who hops into bed with her lover and his ex-boyfriend, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels. Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.

Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK! 


CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4657279 

Saturday, August 30, 2014

#MySexySaturday What Do Lesbians Do In Bed?

I've been writing lesbian erotica for a while now. Since 2006 to be exact. What's that, eight years? Yeah, sounds about right.

I've amassed quite a few stories about quite a few lesbian sex practices (everything from super-sweet to super-kinky!), so I decided to put together a single-author anthology... mainly because the title popped into my head and I was like "hells yeaaaaah!"

I mean, honestly, "What Do Lesbians Do In Bed?"  That's a kick-ass title.

Anyhoo, it's My Sexy Saturday, so I've selected seven sentences from the new release. These come from a butch/femme bondage story:

She bound me to the cage with a series of cable ties—down one arm, down the other. She put them on over my silky blouse so I could feel their pressure against my wrist, my forearm, my elbow, but the plastic wasn’t biting into my skin. That was a nice touch. She bound my ankles to the cage as well, and when it occurred to me that I was trapped, my heart began to race.

“Thank you,” I said.

“I haven’t done anything yet.”

“You have no idea…”

Where can you buy this anthology (which you really really want to do right away because the introductory price is only $2.99)? All these places:

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N01STPO
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00N01STPO
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/469828
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-whatdolesbiansdoinbed21sapphicstories-1611070-166.html
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-CA/ebook/what-do-lesbians-do-in-bed-21-sapphic-stories
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id912402943
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-do-lesbians-do-in-bed-21-sapphic-stories-giselle-renarde/1120198147?ean=2940046257960&itm=1&usri=2940046257960
IN PRINT from CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/4968872