Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Over the past 10+ years working as a writer, I have written HUNDREDS of short stories. Do I remember writing them all? Nope. Sometimes I come across a file full of fiction and I'm just like wow, hey, where did this come from? Wrote it and immediately forgot it existed.

Not the case with Jolene, the paranormal erotic romance I'm here to tell you about today.

Even though I wrote this story a number of years ago, I can tell you exactly where I was sitting when I wrote it. That's because I was pressed right up against an anthology deadline... and I hadn't even STARTED writing this story yet. The call for submissions wasn't asking for, you know, a 2,000-4,000 word short. They were looking for 8-10k.

I must have been working a full-time 9-5 gig in those days, because I remember I wrote this story on a Sunday. It was due Monday. And, I guess because of work and whatever, I hadn't visited my mother in a while.

So this particular Sunday, when I had an entire 8-10k story to write, I carried my gigantic old Dell laptop out to the suburbs to visit my mom. I spent the entire "visit" writing. I think I started indoors, but it was a lovely sunny day outside, so I did a lot of my writing at the patio table out back.  Then, when it started getting dark and chilly, I brought the old Dell into the dining room and powered through until I'd written Jolene in its entirety.

Before that day, I had never written more than 8,000 words in one day. Since then?  I still haven't.  That's the most I've ever written in a day, and I'm sure that's why I remember it so clearly.

Did I get the story polished and submitted in time?  Why, yes I did.  Was it included in the anthology? Why, yes it was! 

And now, all these years later, you can buy Jolene as an ebook.  It's an MFM menage dealy with some incubuses... no, that's wrong... incubi? I don't know. What's the plural of incubus? 

Anyway, thanks to the fine people at eXcessica Publishing, you can grab yourself (?) a copy today!

Jolene: A Paranormal Menage Romance Story by Giselle Renarde

Jolene isn't too troubled--except by the fact that none of her friends believe she's dating Wesley, the popular entertainment blogger. Everyone assumes he’s gay, and he seems to prove them right when he shows up at her birthday bash with his "boyfriend" Seth. Who is this Seth guy and why is Wesley acting so strangely? When Jolene’s best friend falls ill after dreaming of the pair, it's her grandmother who has all the answers: they're dealing with an incubus, and someone needs to hunt him down. Jolene will make any sacrifice to save Wesley, but can she possibly defeat Seth?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Available from a whole bunch of ebook stores such as:
Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Kobo https://www.kobo.com/ebook/jolene-5
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jolene-giselle-renarde/1126070863?ean=2940157420666

eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=19&products_id=1211&zenid=2e8f76be731409979632769cdef9503e

Friday, March 24, 2017

Master, Meet Your Maid. Maid, Serve Your Master!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20

I wrote the story "Serving the Master" for my mini-anthology Mind Your Manors, but it's never been available as its own little ebook... until now!

Carlisle Islington III is Lord of the Manor, master of all he surveys. But there’s one thing he can’t control, and all the wealth and influence in the world can’t give him power over it. Enter the maid, Matilda. In her neat white cap, eyes wide as the moon, she gazes at him with sheer adoration. Could such a young woman possibly lust after a man Carlisle’s age? The idea seems improbable, and yet the look in this girl’s eyes can tell no lies. Matilda has come to stoke his fire.

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?


You can read Serving the Master in Mind Your Manors (the book I put together because I was sad that Downton Abbey was going off the air), or you can get it all on its own at the following retailers:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
CA: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B06XSWRHJ9
AU: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B06XSWRHJ9

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=4TV1DgAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/713345?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/serving-the-master.html

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Is my #erotica too #taboo for you?

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
These aren't steps. This isn't role play. It's actual incest erotica: fathers and daughter, brothers and sisters, cousins and twins.

Some readers have told me they can't do it, can't follow me there. I totally understand. Before I started writing taboo erotica, it squicked me really badly. I would see all those daddy/daughter stories at Smashwords and it literally turned my stomach. I'd click away from the page as fast as I could because the very idea made me physically ill.

Then Adam and Sheree came to me like a fever dream. They took over my life. They took control of my fingers. They typed their own trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation, Family Business, and Family Christmas. (Also available from Amazon as the slightly tamer pseudo-incest trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series)

I guess you could say Adam and Sheree opened the taboo floodgates.

What's the appeal of truly taboo erotica, beyond the titillation of that which is forbidden?

Well, for an author who's in it for the hustle, I'll tell you straight-up: incest erotica sells really well. It sells way better than nuanced literary erotica, that's for sure!

So, in the interest of making money, I've just released a new collection called Family Affairs Incest Erotica. It's comprised of all THREE of my Smut Smackdown stories. (Remember when Lexi challenged me to a contest to see which of us could out-incest the other? Those stories.)

Praise be to the Almighty Dollar!

I say that, but you know me well enough to realize I wouldn't write fiction that made me hate myself. So I guess it's not all about the money.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeEroticaThe truth is that I like these stories. I especially enjoyed writing the story Two Complete Strangers, which is about a father and daughter meeting for the first time as adults. And fucking at the top of a cliff. I got the idea for that one when I heard about a new opera being mounted (heh) based on the love affair Anais Nin had with her father.

Family Affairs Incest Erotica also includes the stories Spying on the Twins (about twins who fuck each other and then their cousin. on a beach.) and The Family Bed (about a girl who sleeps naked with her father and brother. sorry--this one's indoors).

Since it's Read An Ebook Week, you can get Family Affairs for a special sale price March 5-11, 2017 only at Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Also available from eXcitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/family-affairs-incest-erotica.html

Oh, and in case I haven't made it clear, I'll mention that all the characters in these stories are consenting adults. Well, except the dad and brother in The Family Bed. They are adults, but they're not exactly consenting. Because they're asleep.

Happy Reading!

Giselle

Sunday, March 5, 2017

FREE & 50% OFF #ebooks in celebration of Read An Ebook Week March 5-11

Every time Read An Ebook Week rolls around, Smashwords allows author/publishers to opt in to this huge sale they hold. The sale is on NOW and I've opted in almost my entire catalogue. Readers always seem to scoop up a bunch of books--especially free ones--and I encourage you to do so. Stock up! I'm givin' it away!

I just sent out a newsletter about this (subscribe, why dontcha?) so instead of repeating myself, let's see if I can cut and paste them pretty pitchures...

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

Okay, I fail.

I thought this would be a beautiful post, but I guess not so much.  If you want to see the beautiful newsletter in all its newslettery glory (and a selection of FREE and 50% OFF deals this week at Smashwords), you'll have to click this link: http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1 

http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1


Sorry to make you click! I'll try to fail better next time. heh

Friday, February 24, 2017

#Lesbians Lick Butt: Kinky Fetish #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Another weekend, another smutbook. This one's for all you lovely readers out there who crave a good lesbian butt-licking session.

Lesbians eating ass is the name of the game.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20Lesbians Lick Butt is the name of the book.

This delightful compilation contains three of your favourite lesbian ass-licking classics: Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, and Elementary, My Dear Kathryn.

The reason I keep putting out lesbian rimming shorts is simple: so many residents of the internet land on my blog after searching for lesbian anilingus stories. Give the people what they want, right?

You want women running their tongues over other girls' assholes? You got it!

If you bought these three ebooks individually (Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, Elementary etc), it would cost you like $9 or something. $3.99 is a steal for all three. Buy it as an ebook, or buy it in print.

Actually, the paperback contains a bunch of bonus material so I highly recommend buying it if you're into paper books. (I am. I still don't read ebooks. I do all my reading on paper.)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
Remember last month when Lesbian Golden Showers came out? If you don't remember, I'll mention right now that Lesbian Golden Showers is 100% new material. Three watersports stories, all brand new, all written exclusively for that collection.

Anyway, Lesbian Golden Showers wasn't quite long enough to publish in print. Same goes for Lesbians Lick Butt. But put them together and you've got a book!

What I'm trying to say, here, is that the paperback version of Lesbians Lick Butt contains the entire Lesbian Golden Showers collection as well! Buy it for yourself. Share it with your friends. Or let it wither on the shelf, die on the vine, yellow and crumble with disuse. The choice is yours.

So. Links.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
Get the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Get the ebook from Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
or BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbians-lick-butt-giselle-renarde/1125838476?ean=2940157242121

Remember, only the paperback contains Lesbian Golden Showers as a bonus. The ebook version is pure butt-licking bliss.

If you're looking for butt-licking lesbians, you've come to the right place! Clarice has a problem only an Anal Angel can resolve. A vegan baker fulfils Marissa's smokiest fantasies. Melanie and her domme humiliate an old friend during a school reunion. These girls are ready to lick butt and take names. Are you ready to join them?

Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Family Bed: Satisfying all your #Taboo #Erotica Needs!

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
It's Family Day Weekend!

And if you think I published my smutty story The Family Bed today in celebration of the long weekend... then you vastly overestimate my organizational skills. It's pure happenstance that I chose this weekend to release family sex erotica into the world of ebooks.

Actually, I meant to get this baby out there almost a year ago. It's the third story in my Smut Smackdown challenge--a competition between me and Lexi Wood to write the most incestuous taboo stories on the planet.

Pretty sure I've nailed it with The Family Bed.

It involves a girl, her best friend, her best friend's father and her best friend's brother. Three in the bed and the little one said, "Can't you count, Giselle? That's four people!"

Indeed it is. Four people, three of whom are related, two of whom are asleep. Now that's a party.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
The Family Bed
Family Affairs Taboo Erotica
by Giselle Renarde

I’d never seen anything like the family bed where my friend Kit slept with her dad and her brother. Not only did they all sleep together—they slept in the nude! We’re talking about an adult brother and sister naked alongside their father, and they didn’t seem to think that was strange. And guess what? When I slept over, Kit expected me to get in bed with them! Well I did, but you won’t believe what happened under the covers!

As you might be aware, there aren't a lot of ebook retailers that sell incest erotica. So if you're looking for The Family Bed, you will find it at...

Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/the-family-bed.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

http://dancefordaddy.blogspot.ca/2017/02/taken-by-vickys-daddy-and-mine-taboo.html
I should mention that Lexi has also released her third Smut Smackdown story, Taken by Vicky's Daddy ...and Mine!

You can find out more at her Dance for Daddy site, including a coupon to save $3 off the cover price at Smashwords: http://dancefordaddy.blogspot.ca/2017/02/taken-by-vickys-daddy-and-mine-taboo.html

It was all a big mistake. Vicky wasn’t home when I showed up, but her daddy sure was. To kill time, we watched a movie together. A really sexy movie. I couldn’t help myself. I snuck off to touch myself, but Vicky’s daddy caught me. He asked me if I’d ever made love to a man. I hadn’t, of course, and I knew I shouldn’t let my best friend’s father take me, but he was so handsome. How could I resist? The last thing I expected was for my own father to catch us in the act… and help Vicky’s daddy deflower me!

Monday, February 13, 2017

Make Me Yours! 10 Tales of #Erotica and #Romance for #99cents!

https://www.amazon.com/Make-Me-Yours-Valentines-Anthology-ebook/dp/B01NC09G4Y?tag=dondes-20If you've a buck, you've got a book! This book: Make Me Yours, a box set of erotica and erotic romance stories from celebrity authors such as myself (fake celebrity) and Selena Kitt (certified celebrity).

The story of mine that appears in this collection has been known by many names: Good Bi Valentine, Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day, All in a Valentine Day's Work. By any name, the story's the same: a bisexual building superintendent watches porn from the 80s with a cute young tenant and then gets thoroughly seduced by a sexy married woman before videotaping an acquaintance pegging and variously dominating her boyfriend.

That is one busy Valentine's Day!

And you'll have a busy Valentine's Day, too, if you grab yourself a copy of this book (or just grab yourself generally, I guess). For $0.99, who can resist?

Ten of the genre's hottest authors send Cupid’s arrow flying with tantalizing tales to melt your heart and make you blush. From hot, spontaneous encounters to seductive romance for the ages, this collection is jam-packed with all the sexy heroes and plucky heroines you could possibly desire. Get ready to fall in love with Valentine’s Day all over again with ten scintillating stories detailing all the affairs of the heart.