Wednesday, June 21, 2017

In Shadow is FREE for the Month of June

I've told this story many times before.

https://store.kobobooks.com/ebook/in-shadow-a-novel
In November of 2015, I set out to write a stepbrother romance. They were popular at the time and it was National Novel Writing Month and I wanted to cash in.

I failed miserably, as always. If you see a book I've written calling itself a romance, please take that with a grain of salt. My books are queer fiction and erotica. If some of them contain some romance in passing, I hope readers find it fulfilling, but my work contains enough cheating and deception to piss off most romance readers.

So when I started writing "In Shadow," I was hoping for a sexy little cash cow. Instead, I ended up with an unreliable narrator conveying a story that is, in essence, an allegory of the contemporary relationship between Indigenous Peoples and settlers in Canada--a relationship that is all too often prettified, or at very least whitewashed.

I'll let you guess how many readers were anxiously awaiting this book's release. Here's a hint: not a lot.

Canadians are so nice. No matter where you live in the world, that's the one thing you know about us. We're SO NICE. And I think that niceness is what leads us to not want to discuss colonization and its impact on Indigenous Peoples down the generations. It's not nice to think about the negative ways in which our presence on stolen land has impacted (and continues to impact) the lives of those who were here long before us.

But we're so nice! We had good intentions!

Well, when your good intentions lead to cultural genocide, guess what? Fuck those "good intentions," because look at their impact. It's time to stop hiding behind the idea of good intentions and start acknowledging the history of this country for what it really is.

And not just history! We need to pay attention to what's going on in the present moment too. This is supposed to be a time of Truth and Reconciliation, and all I'm seeing are a bunch of streamers and party hats. 

But history is a good starting point, because many horrendous atrocities have been committed against Canada's First Peoples. The more history you learn, the more you feel like a piece of shit. But that's a good thing! We all need to get our heads out of the sand a little more and do a lot more acknowledging the consequences of residential schools and similar acts of colonization.

I highly recommend watching APTN's Reel Insight series of documentaries by Indigenous filmmakers. Potlatch Keepers, in particular, is a film I found very moving because of its complexities. I also learned a lot about the ways in which important rituals were criminalized by the Canadian Government.

Today is National Aboriginal Day (which, I hear, will henceforth be known as National Indigenous Peoples Day), so maybe it's shitty of me to give you a book featuring a main character who can't wrap her head around her own racism. But I'm giving this book to you for free, so I don't feel too bad. It's a book I want a lot of people to read. It's a book I think a lot of people need to read.

And if you want to ignore the sordid undercurrent that carries the story forward and read "In Shadow" as a paranormal stepbrother romance where a girl gets raped by a ghost a bunch of times, you can do that too. I don't control your brain. I just wrote a book. What you do with it is up to you.

In Shadow is free this month (ebook only) at many retailers, including:

Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/ebook/in-shadow-a-novel
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1141673003
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-shadow-giselle-renarde/1124327243

https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1141673003

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Bold Strokes brings us Girls Next Door #Lesbian #Romance

https://www.amazon.com/Girls-Next-Door-Sandy-Lowe-ebook/dp/B071J1WNHH?tag=dondes-20
Sometimes the most intriguing girls are right next door—BFFs, ex-girlfriends, new girls in town, party girls, study mates, teammates, and sexy strangers. All it takes is a night out, the right moment, or an accidental kiss to discover what's been there all along—the perfect girl for a love that lasts a lifetime. Best-selling romance authors tell it from the heart—sexy, romantic stories of falling for the girls next door.

If you're looking for an anthology of lesbian romance stories to read on the beach, by the pool, at the campground, sunbathing at the park, on horseback, during your coffee break, hiding beside the air conditioner, or whatever else you've got planned for the summer, guess what?  I've found it!

On June 20th, Bold Strokes Books is coming out with a collection called Girls Next Door. I've got my copy, and if you pre-order now you'll be seeing yours soon.

My contribution to Girls Next Door is a story called GOLD.

I got the idea while walking around a posh neighbourhood.  Mansions all around, and what goes with mansions?  You got it: gardeners.  I spotted a big butch landscaper working alongside a skinny femme and right away I started making up stories about them. When I got home, I started writing.

My butch character came on strong, larger than life.  In fact, when I submitted this story to Bold Strokes Books I thought there was no way they'd accept it.  My main character was too brash, too full of herself for romance.

But here's the thing about a character, like this one, who's convinced love is beneath her: when she actually falls for someone (the girl who's been working by her side all this time) it really makes your heart go fluttery.  It's a wonderful thing.

Girls Next Door will be available next week, but you can preorder the ebook today from AmazonYou can preorder the print book too, and spend your summer with Girls Next Door!


Saturday, May 27, 2017

Younger Women, Older Men: Scandalous #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072JCRTS4?tag=dondes-20
The rumours are true: I've collaborated once more with Lexi Wood to produce a collection of classy-ass adultery stories (mine) and smutty smutty smut stories (Lexi's) involving younger women and older men.

What does she see in him? 


A girl might go after an older man because he’s got money or power or brains, but sometimes it’s simpler than that. Sometimes she’s just plain hot for his body! Older men know how to treat a girl right. They know exactly what to whisper, where to touch, and when to put a girl over his knee. 

In this collection of six salacious stories, savour the flavour of younger women as they take pleasure in the minds and bodies of older men. Even when it’s forbidden, they can’t resist rubbing up against an experienced older man!

In case you're not familiar with the work of Lexi Wood, I'm going to share with you an excerpt from her story Blueberry Brat, which appears in Younger Women, Older Men. Enjoy!


An excerpt from Blueberry Brat by Lexi Wood


The sign said OPEN, but the stand seemed closed. Then Karl spotted what he was looking for sunbathing on a lounger that must have been from the seventies. They didn’t make ‘em like that anymore.

But it wasn’t the chair he was interested in. It was the brat in the blue bikini, wearing sunglasses and chewing a licorice lace. He couldn’t believe the gall of this girl, lying out next to the road for every passerby to gawk at. Had she no shame?

No, of course she didn’t. That’s what brought him back to her.

Karl stood at the foot of the lounger, blocking her sun. She raised her glasses lazily, but she didn’t say a word. Just stared at him with those emerald eyes.

“Did your boyfriend buy that for you?” he asked, indicated the licorice lace.

She set her glasses back down and said, “Colin’s history. I bought this myself.”

“You sure get around.”

“I sure do.”

Karl watched the girl’s white stomach rise and fall with every breath. He wondered how she stayed so white when she worked in the sun, or at least lounged in the sun. He wondered why she wasn’t asking him what he wanted. Maybe it was obvious.

He hadn’t come back for the blueberries.

“Aren’t you afraid?” he asked. “Lying out here all alone, nearly naked?”

“Afraid of what?”

“Afraid of… anything, really.” Afraid of men, he meant, but he didn’t want her thinking she should be afraid of him in particular. She’d already called him a pervert once.

Once was enough.

He spent so long watching her breathe that his every inhale matched hers. She stopped chewing the lace and just sucked it. Her dark glasses reflected the brutal sun, so he couldn’t be sure whether she was looking at him or she had her eyes closed.

“You want more pie?” she asked.

He didn’t know how to answer that question.

Sighing, she slipped both feet over the side of her retro lounge chair and into a pink pair of flip-flops. She walked toward the whitewashed hut, swinging her narrow hips as she went. Flipping the latch on the door at the back, she turned to Karl and asked, “Your wife run off with another guy?”

“No.”

“Is she climbing Mount Kilimanjaro?”

“Hardly.”

“Is she dead?”

That question stopped Karl in his tracks, or would have done if he’d been walking.

“She’s dead?”

The way the girl said that word, so casual and yet so final, made him wonder who’d failed to teach her proper manners. “Yes, my wife has passed.”

“So your kids are orphans?”

“They’re not orphans. They have me.”

“So half-orphans.” She opened the plywood door. With the end of a licorice lace hanging out of her mouth, she said, “I’m a full orphan. Both my parents are dead.”

Karl felt strangely numbed by this admission, but he said, “I’m sorry to hear that.”
With a shrug, she said, “It’s better this way. Now it’s just me and my grandma—and my grandma doesn’t drink.”

Karl’s stomach knotted.

She stepped inside the blueberry hut.

When he didn’t follow, she stuck her head out and asked, “What are you waiting for?”

He was waiting to wake up from this strange dream.

They’d covered quite a lot of heavy territory, which weighed Karl down immensely. This girl seemed to hop over tragedy like a jump rope.

As he approached the white hut, he asked, “How can you be so cavalier about losing your parents?”

“It was a long time ago,” she said from inside.

“Even so…”

“If you had the kind of parents I had, you wouldn’t have to ask.”

When Karl arrived at the open door, his mind drew a blank. He forgot their entire conversation. All that remained was the image before him, of a naked eighteen-year-old surrounded by baked goods.

“Come in,” she said. “Close the door behind you.”

He did as he was told, though he knew no good would come of it. He crossed the threshold and stepped inside, all the while staring at the girl’s small white breasts with their soft pink peaks.

Her pussy was shaved bare, which he would have guessed after seeing her in a bikini, but she stood there like it was nothing. Like she hung out naked in the blueberry hut all the time and why was he making such a big deal about it?

She hadn’t taken off her flip-flops, and she hadn’t taken off her necklaces. The beads and feathers and strips of leather danced against her chest as she made space on one of the low shelves. Karl’s heart clenched as she jumped up on it, because he was sure it would collapse beneath her, but either the shelf was stupendously well-constructed or the girl weighed next to nothing, because she sat easily upon it, not a trace of worry on her face.

“You haven’t fucked anyone since she died.” The girl leaned against the wall, which was painted the same glossy white as the rest of the hut. Then she added, “Your wife,” as if he wouldn’t know who she was talking about.

“That’s right,” he said. “I haven’t. Haven’t even thought about it, to be honest.”

She opened her legs. “Until now.”

He nodded. “Until now.”

Her pussy lips were the most perfect shade of pink. Though the closed hut had no windows, enough light came in through gaps in the loose slats to make her juices glitter like diamonds. He’d never seen anything so alluring.

“Lick it,” she said, kicking off her flip-flops.

When he didn’t move, she walked her bare feet up his chest and pressed down on his shoulders with her heels. He let her move him down to the ground, which was the same glossy white as everything else. Felt nice and cool against his knees.

She slid her feet down his back and said, “I hope you’re good at this. There’s nothing worse than a grown man who can’t eat a pussy.”

Karl wondered if she was speaking from experience, and how much experience, but put the question out of his mind. He inhaled deeply between her legs. All he could smell was blueberries and pastry. Probably because there was an open pie sitting beside the girl and she was idly picking away at the top crust, eating it while she waited for him to begin.

“How do you stay so slim when you eat sweets all day long?”

She flatly said, “I’m eighteen. That’s how.”

At least she knew it wouldn’t last. Most girls her age didn’t realize there was a best by date on their effortless figures.

Karl extended his tongue and lovingly fed on the sweetness of this stranger’s pussy. An eighteen-year-old pussy was like nothing else in this world—not that Karl had any recent experience with young women. He was around them all the time. Taught them. Evaluated them. But he didn’t see them as potential sex partners. He was too shaken up after his loss to see anything. And, prior to that, he’d been so happily married he forgot other women existed.

Sounds impossible, but that’s how much he loved his wife. While she was alive, there was only her. His whole world was her.

And now his face was buried between the legs of an eighteen-year-old blueberry vendor. He really ought to have some feeling about that, but he didn’t. All he felt was arousal.

Wicked arousal.

Wild arousal.

He still had all his clothes on, but he was already so hard it hurt.

“What, are you hourly?” asked the brat.

“Hmm?”

“Lick my fucking cunt,” she said, over-enunciating every syllable. “I’m trying to get off, here. This isn’t charity work.”

“Sorry,” he said, and licked her clit with focused intensity.

“Better,” she said in a tone that sounded undecided. “But still not great. Try sucking it.”

Karl wrapped his lips around her perfect pink clit and sucked, but the slippery thing kept escaping from his mouth.

“Were you ever any good at this?”

He pressed his face between her legs so his cheeks touched her inner thighs. Wrapping his mouth around her bare pussy lips, he slobbered and sucked. She wiggled around on the counter, like she was looking for a better position, which meant he wasn’t pleasing her.
Picking at her pie, she said, “Oh, this is going nowhere.”

Every jeer was a challenge. He worked harder, slurping her pussy lips, sucking her clit with ever more force. He’d wanted to start slow and build up steam, but this girl was obviously looking for a cold, hard fuck.

Or, more precisely, a hot, hard mouth-fuck.

He stuck his tongue in her pussy and reamed her in and out.

“That’s just pathetic,” she said. “Get up. Get off me.”

He didn’t, and she kicked him with both feet to drive the point home.

As he gazed up at her from the floor, she slid down from the counter. She moved the pie she’d been picking at to the spot on the counter that was wet with saliva and pussy juice. Then she jumped up and sat in it.

Karl watched in awe as this sulky teen with the perfect pink pussy wiggled her butt in a blueberry pie. He didn’t know what to do or what to say or what this was all about. “Would you like me to leave?” he asked.

She gave him a stunned look, then hopped down from the counter. “If you left, who would lick all this blueberry pie from my ass?”

When she peeled the pan away, the bottom crust went with it. All that remained on her perfect porcelain skin was a slick helping of pie filling.

She leaned against the counter with her butt facing him and said, “You might want to take off your clothes. This could get messy.”

https://www.amazon.com/Younger-Women-Older-Men-Scandalous/dp/1546844597?tag=dondes-20
You can read the rest of this story in ebook form but I highly recommend buying my latest release Younger Women, Older Men: Scandalous Erotica, in which Blueberry Brat appears. 


Purchase Younger Women, Older Men in print from Amazon! 

Get the ebook from Amazon (it is SUCH a steal, great value!): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072JCRTS4?tag=dondes-20
Also available from BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/younger-women-older-men-lexi-wood/1126451550?ean=2940157543204
Or get it direct from the publisher: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=42&products_id=1240

Get the paperback: https://www.amazon.com/Younger-Women-Older-Men-Scandalous/dp/1546844597?tag=dondes-20

https://www.amazon.com/Younger-Women-Older-Men-Scandalous/dp/1546844597?tag=dondes-20

Friday, May 5, 2017

There's nothing to be afraid of. It's only BUTT STUFF! #Anal #Erotica

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06ZXZR2G8?tag=dondes-20
Butt sex doesn’t have to be scary. It can be fun, romantic, public, private — anything you want it to be! Anal eroticism can involve vibrations, toys, groups, body parts, plugs, even complicated leverage systems (you’ll see). The characters in these ten erotic stories span generations, sexual orientations and gender identities, but they’ve all got one thing in common: they’re ready to take the plunge into the wild world of Butt Stuff!

Are you ready to join them?
Butt Stuff: Anal Erotica is on sale now at the introductory price of only $2.99!
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Friday, April 28, 2017

#Taboo Hotel #Sex Stories: #Erotica Behind Closed Doors!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072HJ9L4K?tag=dondes-20
What’s the sexy secret behind hotel hook-ups?

At a hotel, anything’s possible. We can do things we would never dream of at home. We can even surrender to forbidden temptations…

In this erotic anthology, travel to six sinful hotel rooms and witness acts of sheer erotic depravity. Once these pairs find themselves in the same hotel room, there’s no stopping the illicit acts that will ensue.

Leave your inhibitions at the door. It’s time to enter the Taboo Hotel!

Warning: This collection of taboo erotica contains sexual interactions between distant cousins, step relations, daddies and daughters, a MILF and her son’s best friend, plus one lusciously fertile babysitter and the man she serves. Reader discretion is advised.


Brought to you courtesy of the dirty minds of:
LEXI WOOD
&
GISELLE RENARDE


READ AN EXCERPT from one of Lexi's smutty barely-legal stepdaddy stories:

“I want you to do things normal teenagers do,” Walt went on.

“But I’m not a normal teenager and I don’t want to be one!”

That’s when Walt did something he’d never done to her before: he placed his hand on the curve of her bum and stroked it gently.

Did he think she was family pet? Why was he doing that?

Her impulse was to tell him to stop… except every time he ran his warm hand over her bum like that, the pulsing sensation built in that forbidden place.

She knew it was wrong, but it felt so good.

What would her mother say?!?

“Isn’t there anything you like that normal teenagers like?” Walt asked.

“No,” she spat. “Normal teenagers are idiots. They drink and do drugs and kill all their brain cells, and they don’t even care!”

“There must be something,” Walt asked quietly, encouragingly. He hadn’t stopped stroking her bum. “Can’t you think of even one thing normal teens have that you… want?”

Don't Delay--Buy Today!
From Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072HJ9L4K?tag=dondes-20
From BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/taboo-hotel-sex-stories-lexi-wood/1126290098?ean=2940157394493

Coming Soon to MANY more ebookstores (and in print!)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Over the past 10+ years working as a writer, I have written HUNDREDS of short stories. Do I remember writing them all? Nope. Sometimes I come across a file full of fiction and I'm just like wow, hey, where did this come from? Wrote it and immediately forgot it existed.

Not the case with Jolene, the paranormal erotic romance I'm here to tell you about today.

Even though I wrote this story a number of years ago, I can tell you exactly where I was sitting when I wrote it. That's because I was pressed right up against an anthology deadline... and I hadn't even STARTED writing this story yet. The call for submissions wasn't asking for, you know, a 2,000-4,000 word short. They were looking for 8-10k.

I must have been working a full-time 9-5 gig in those days, because I remember I wrote this story on a Sunday. It was due Monday. And, I guess because of work and whatever, I hadn't visited my mother in a while.

So this particular Sunday, when I had an entire 8-10k story to write, I carried my gigantic old Dell laptop out to the suburbs to visit my mom. I spent the entire "visit" writing. I think I started indoors, but it was a lovely sunny day outside, so I did a lot of my writing at the patio table out back.  Then, when it started getting dark and chilly, I brought the old Dell into the dining room and powered through until I'd written Jolene in its entirety.

Before that day, I had never written more than 8,000 words in one day. Since then?  I still haven't.  That's the most I've ever written in a day, and I'm sure that's why I remember it so clearly.

Did I get the story polished and submitted in time?  Why, yes I did.  Was it included in the anthology? Why, yes it was! 

And now, all these years later, you can buy Jolene as an ebook.  It's an MFM menage dealy with some incubuses... no, that's wrong... incubi? I don't know. What's the plural of incubus? 

Anyway, thanks to the fine people at eXcessica Publishing, you can grab yourself (?) a copy today!

Jolene: A Paranormal Menage Romance Story by Giselle Renarde

Jolene isn't too troubled--except by the fact that none of her friends believe she's dating Wesley, the popular entertainment blogger. Everyone assumes he’s gay, and he seems to prove them right when he shows up at her birthday bash with his "boyfriend" Seth. Who is this Seth guy and why is Wesley acting so strangely? When Jolene’s best friend falls ill after dreaming of the pair, it's her grandmother who has all the answers: they're dealing with an incubus, and someone needs to hunt him down. Jolene will make any sacrifice to save Wesley, but can she possibly defeat Seth?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Available from a whole bunch of ebook stores such as:
Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Kobo https://www.kobo.com/ebook/jolene-5
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jolene-giselle-renarde/1126070863?ean=2940157420666

eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=19&products_id=1211&zenid=2e8f76be731409979632769cdef9503e

Friday, March 24, 2017

Master, Meet Your Maid. Maid, Serve Your Master!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20

I wrote the story "Serving the Master" for my mini-anthology Mind Your Manors, but it's never been available as its own little ebook... until now!

Carlisle Islington III is Lord of the Manor, master of all he surveys. But there’s one thing he can’t control, and all the wealth and influence in the world can’t give him power over it. Enter the maid, Matilda. In her neat white cap, eyes wide as the moon, she gazes at him with sheer adoration. Could such a young woman possibly lust after a man Carlisle’s age? The idea seems improbable, and yet the look in this girl’s eyes can tell no lies. Matilda has come to stoke his fire.

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?


You can read Serving the Master in Mind Your Manors (the book I put together because I was sad that Downton Abbey was going off the air), or you can get it all on its own at the following retailers:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
CA: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B06XSWRHJ9
AU: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B06XSWRHJ9

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=4TV1DgAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/713345?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/serving-the-master.html

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Is my #erotica too #taboo for you?

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
These aren't steps. This isn't role play. It's actual incest erotica: fathers and daughter, brothers and sisters, cousins and twins.

Some readers have told me they can't do it, can't follow me there. I totally understand. Before I started writing taboo erotica, it squicked me really badly. I would see all those daddy/daughter stories at Smashwords and it literally turned my stomach. I'd click away from the page as fast as I could because the very idea made me physically ill.

Then Adam and Sheree came to me like a fever dream. They took over my life. They took control of my fingers. They typed their own trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation, Family Business, and Family Christmas. (Also available from Amazon as the slightly tamer pseudo-incest trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series)

I guess you could say Adam and Sheree opened the taboo floodgates.

What's the appeal of truly taboo erotica, beyond the titillation of that which is forbidden?

Well, for an author who's in it for the hustle, I'll tell you straight-up: incest erotica sells really well. It sells way better than nuanced literary erotica, that's for sure!

So, in the interest of making money, I've just released a new collection called Family Affairs Incest Erotica. It's comprised of all THREE of my Smut Smackdown stories. (Remember when Lexi challenged me to a contest to see which of us could out-incest the other? Those stories.)

Praise be to the Almighty Dollar!

I say that, but you know me well enough to realize I wouldn't write fiction that made me hate myself. So I guess it's not all about the money.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeEroticaThe truth is that I like these stories. I especially enjoyed writing the story Two Complete Strangers, which is about a father and daughter meeting for the first time as adults. And fucking at the top of a cliff. I got the idea for that one when I heard about a new opera being mounted (heh) based on the love affair Anais Nin had with her father.

Family Affairs Incest Erotica also includes the stories Spying on the Twins (about twins who fuck each other and then their cousin. on a beach.) and The Family Bed (about a girl who sleeps naked with her father and brother. sorry--this one's indoors).

You can get Family Affairs at Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Also available from eXcitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/family-affairs-incest-erotica.html

Oh, and in case I haven't made it clear, I'll mention that all the characters in these stories are consenting adults. Well, except the dad and brother in The Family Bed. They are adults, but they're not exactly consenting. Because they're asleep.

Happy Reading!

Giselle

Sunday, March 5, 2017

FREE & 50% OFF #ebooks in celebration of Read An Ebook Week March 5-11

Every time Read An Ebook Week rolls around, Smashwords allows author/publishers to opt in to this huge sale they hold. The sale is on NOW and I've opted in almost my entire catalogue. Readers always seem to scoop up a bunch of books--especially free ones--and I encourage you to do so. Stock up! I'm givin' it away!

I just sent out a newsletter about this (subscribe, why dontcha?) so instead of repeating myself, let's see if I can cut and paste them pretty pitchures...

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

Okay, I fail.

I thought this would be a beautiful post, but I guess not so much.  If you want to see the beautiful newsletter in all its newslettery glory (and a selection of FREE and 50% OFF deals this week at Smashwords), you'll have to click this link: http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1 

http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1


Sorry to make you click! I'll try to fail better next time. heh

Friday, February 24, 2017

#Lesbians Lick Butt: Kinky Fetish #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Another weekend, another smutbook. This one's for all you lovely readers out there who crave a good lesbian butt-licking session.

Lesbians eating ass is the name of the game.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20Lesbians Lick Butt is the name of the book.

This delightful compilation contains three of your favourite lesbian ass-licking classics: Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, and Elementary, My Dear Kathryn.

The reason I keep putting out lesbian rimming shorts is simple: so many residents of the internet land on my blog after searching for lesbian anilingus stories. Give the people what they want, right?

You want women running their tongues over other girls' assholes? You got it!

If you bought these three ebooks individually (Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, Elementary etc), it would cost you like $9 or something. $3.99 is a steal for all three. Buy it as an ebook, or buy it in print.

Actually, the paperback contains a bunch of bonus material so I highly recommend buying it if you're into paper books. (I am. I still don't read ebooks. I do all my reading on paper.)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
Remember last month when Lesbian Golden Showers came out? If you don't remember, I'll mention right now that Lesbian Golden Showers is 100% new material. Three watersports stories, all brand new, all written exclusively for that collection.

Anyway, Lesbian Golden Showers wasn't quite long enough to publish in print. Same goes for Lesbians Lick Butt. But put them together and you've got a book!

What I'm trying to say, here, is that the paperback version of Lesbians Lick Butt contains the entire Lesbian Golden Showers collection as well! Buy it for yourself. Share it with your friends. Or let it wither on the shelf, die on the vine, yellow and crumble with disuse. The choice is yours.

So. Links.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
Get the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Get the ebook from Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
or BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbians-lick-butt-giselle-renarde/1125838476?ean=2940157242121

Remember, only the paperback contains Lesbian Golden Showers as a bonus. The ebook version is pure butt-licking bliss.

If you're looking for butt-licking lesbians, you've come to the right place! Clarice has a problem only an Anal Angel can resolve. A vegan baker fulfils Marissa's smokiest fantasies. Melanie and her domme humiliate an old friend during a school reunion. These girls are ready to lick butt and take names. Are you ready to join them?

Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Family Bed: Satisfying all your #Taboo #Erotica Needs!

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
It's Family Day Weekend!

And if you think I published my smutty story The Family Bed today in celebration of the long weekend... then you vastly overestimate my organizational skills. It's pure happenstance that I chose this weekend to release family sex erotica into the world of ebooks.

Actually, I meant to get this baby out there almost a year ago. It's the third story in my Smut Smackdown challenge--a competition between me and Lexi Wood to write the most incestuous taboo stories on the planet.

Pretty sure I've nailed it with The Family Bed.

It involves a girl, her best friend, her best friend's father and her best friend's brother. Three in the bed and the little one said, "Can't you count, Giselle? That's four people!"

Indeed it is. Four people, three of whom are related, two of whom are asleep. Now that's a party.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
The Family Bed
Family Affairs Taboo Erotica
by Giselle Renarde

I’d never seen anything like the family bed where my friend Kit slept with her dad and her brother. Not only did they all sleep together—they slept in the nude! We’re talking about an adult brother and sister naked alongside their father, and they didn’t seem to think that was strange. And guess what? When I slept over, Kit expected me to get in bed with them! Well I did, but you won’t believe what happened under the covers!

As you might be aware, there aren't a lot of ebook retailers that sell incest erotica. So if you're looking for The Family Bed, you will find it at...

Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/the-family-bed.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/705058?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

http://dancefordaddy.blogspot.ca/2017/02/taken-by-vickys-daddy-and-mine-taboo.html
I should mention that Lexi has also released her third Smut Smackdown story, Taken by Vicky's Daddy ...and Mine!

You can find out more at her Dance for Daddy site, including a coupon to save $3 off the cover price at Smashwords: http://dancefordaddy.blogspot.ca/2017/02/taken-by-vickys-daddy-and-mine-taboo.html

It was all a big mistake. Vicky wasn’t home when I showed up, but her daddy sure was. To kill time, we watched a movie together. A really sexy movie. I couldn’t help myself. I snuck off to touch myself, but Vicky’s daddy caught me. He asked me if I’d ever made love to a man. I hadn’t, of course, and I knew I shouldn’t let my best friend’s father take me, but he was so handsome. How could I resist? The last thing I expected was for my own father to catch us in the act… and help Vicky’s daddy deflower me!

Monday, February 13, 2017

Make Me Yours! 10 Tales of #Erotica and #Romance for #99cents!

https://www.amazon.com/Make-Me-Yours-Valentines-Anthology-ebook/dp/B01NC09G4Y?tag=dondes-20If you've a buck, you've got a book! This book: Make Me Yours, a box set of erotica and erotic romance stories from celebrity authors such as myself (fake celebrity) and Selena Kitt (certified celebrity).

The story of mine that appears in this collection has been known by many names: Good Bi Valentine, Sexi Lexi's Super Valentine's Day, All in a Valentine Day's Work. By any name, the story's the same: a bisexual building superintendent watches porn from the 80s with a cute young tenant and then gets thoroughly seduced by a sexy married woman before videotaping an acquaintance pegging and variously dominating her boyfriend.

That is one busy Valentine's Day!

And you'll have a busy Valentine's Day, too, if you grab yourself a copy of this book (or just grab yourself generally, I guess). For $0.99, who can resist?

Ten of the genre's hottest authors send Cupid’s arrow flying with tantalizing tales to melt your heart and make you blush. From hot, spontaneous encounters to seductive romance for the ages, this collection is jam-packed with all the sexy heroes and plucky heroines you could possibly desire. Get ready to fall in love with Valentine’s Day all over again with ten scintillating stories detailing all the affairs of the heart.

Friday, January 27, 2017

New #Erotica! Get ready to get wet with #Lesbian Golden Showers

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
If you're looking for something new, here it is: Lesbian Golden Showers! Three brand new watersports shorts! These stories have never been published before. I just wrote them! And if you like reading about women peeing on each other, you're sure to enjoy this saucy selection.

Get ready to get wet! In this wild new collection, you’ll find three salacious stories of girls going for the gold. Whether it’s BDSM in the bedroom, tender moments in the bathroom, or beach beauties humiliating a naked nerd, you’re sure to enjoy Lesbian Golden Showers. That’s because all three titillating tales are brand new, never-before-published creations from the evil-genius mind of award-winning erotica author Giselle Renarde!

Lesbian Golden Showers is published by eXcessica and available at a bunch of different retailers, including:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/699622?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbian-golden-showers-giselle-renarde/1125551278?ean=2940157557164
eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=17&products_id=1180&zenid=3db272d8f955c1380babf8e3c9e20d7c



Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Erotic Older Women: The Complete Collection is Now Available!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBWO4M3?tag=dondes-20
Have I got a treat for you!

Remember my Erotic Older Women series of erotic anthologies? Well, they're now available in one collection. You can buy the paperback, you can buy the ebook--the choice is yours. More than twenty short stories in total: lesbian erotica, menage, BDSM, public sex, toys galore, kinky stuff, sexual fantasies. Lots of literary erotica starring older women. Senior sex with loving partners, age difference erotica with eager young lovers. This book's got it all!

Erotic Older Women
The Complete Collection
by Giselle Renarde

Erotic older women prove it’s never too late for new experiences! In this superbundle of three erotica anthologies, explore older women’s wild, lesbian and kinky desires. From group sex to spanking to sex at the office, we catch older women enjoying forbidden fantasies over the course of more than twenty sexy stories. Whether they’re getting amorous with long-term partners or younger lovers, the women in these stories delight in carnal encounters. Enter a world of enjoying aging bodies in Erotic Older Women: The Complete Collection!

There are oh-so-many places to purchase the Erotic Older Women collection. Here are just a few:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBWO4M3?tag=dondes-20
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBWO4M3?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/697728?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=1NzxDQAAQBAJ

BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/erotic-older-women-giselle-renarde/1125512833?ean=9781542663045
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/erotic-older-women-the-complete-collection
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1197165732

A1Ebooks: http://www.a1ebooks.com/book.htm?pr=11718
Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/erotic-older-women-the-complete-collection.html
Lulu: http://www.lulu.com/shop/giselle-renarde/erotic-older-women-the-complete-collection/ebook/product-23035438.html

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Older Women, #Kinky Desires #Erotica #Anthology

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/697020?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Our third has arrived!

I promised you three collections of erotic anthologies featuring older women, and here we are: Older Women, Kinky Desires.

The first collection (Older Women, Wild Desires) features all kinds of fun stuff--exhibitionism, pegging, even ghost sex. The second (Older Women, Lesbian Desires) includes lots of hot sex shared by younger and older women. The third one? Well, you're in for a treat with this baby.

Older Women, Kinky Desires is full of spankings, group sex, threesomes, even a woman with a whip!

Older women prove it’s never too late to get kinky in this erotic collection of eight sex stories. From bondage and submission to threesomes and group sex, we catch older women enjoying their bodies in all sorts of ways. Whether they crave a good spanking or get off on dominating their partners, the women in these stories delight in being unapologetic kinksters!

Buy now, or wait just a day or two for Erotic Older Women: The Complete Collection, which will include all three anthologies in one!

Lots of places to get Older Women, Kinky Desires, including:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/697020?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MR6Z4GI?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/697020?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=1vPoDQAAQBAJ

BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/older-women-kinky-desires-giselle-renarde/1125493862
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1195753058

A1ebooks: http://www.a1ebooks.com/book.htm?pr=11704
Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/older-women-kinky-desires.html
Lulu: http://www.lulu.com/content/e-book/older-women-kinky-desires/20463434

Friday, January 13, 2017

Older Women, #Lesbian Desires #Erotica #Anthology

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/696222?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
The other day I told you about the first book in this new series I've put together: erotic anthologies featuring older women.

Today I'm going to tell you about the second!

Older Women, Lesbian Desires is a little different in a couple ways. First off, all the stories involve lesbian pairings (or groupsexings), which is probably clear from the title. So that's one difference. But I think the bigger one is that all of the stories in this particular collection have a younger/older dynamic. In the other Erotic Older Women anthologies, most of the stories involve older women with same-age partners.

If you're interested in reading some hot stories involving older women getting down with younger ones (outdoors, at the office, in a dorm room... wherever's convenient, really), then Older Women, Lesbian Desires is the book for you!

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/696222?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Older Women, Lesbian Desires
Erotic Older Women
by Giselle Renarde

Older women act on lesbian desires in this supremely spicy collection of explicit erotica. From sapphic sex under the summer sun to hot oil massage with a happy ending, the women in these six sexy stories get satisfied in more ways than one! Whether it’s an experienced older woman showing young ones the ropes or the next generation giving an older woman the one thing she’s always wanted, pleasure takes centre stage in Older Women, Lesbian Desires!

Older Women, Lesbian Desires is available from a number of ebook retailers, including...

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/696222?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MY83Z4L?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=Id_lDQAAQBAJ

a1ebooks: http://www.a1ebooks.com/book.htm?pr=11699
Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/older-women-lesbian-desires.html

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

It’s never too late for new sexual experiences! Older Women, Wild Desires #Erotica #Anthology

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/695840?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
If you were to flip through my 2015 calendar, you'd find little notes-to-self scrawled throughout the autumn months: assemble older women anthology. Well, it's 2017 and I've finally done it! That's how long it takes me to get my ass in gear on any given project, in case you're wondering.

As it turns out, I've written a ton of literary erotica featuring older women. Some of these characters get lucky with younger men (or younger women), but the vast majority are gettin' it on with husbands they've been married to for many, many years. The dynamics are different depending on the characters, but the ones I love most are open-minded (and open-marriaged) dildo enthusiasts.

I've divided my Erotic Older Women series into three anthologies, and once those are published I'll also assemble them into one big book and make that available too! So if you'd like, you can wait for the big one. It'll probably be available next week as an ebook and in print.

In the meantime, you are more than welcome to purchase the first in this exciting new anthology collection. It's called Older Women, Wild Desires and it's available from a number of ebook retailers.

https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=uS7fDQAAQBAJ
Older Women, Wild Desires
Erotic Older Women, Volume One
by Giselle Renarde

Older women prove it’s never too late for new experiences in this delicious collection of nine spicy stories. From outdoor sex to tantra and toys, we catch older women enjoying forbidden fantasies and acting on impulse. Whether they’re loving long-term partners or persuasive young bucks, the women in these stories delight in physical and metaphysical encounters. Enter a world of enjoying aging bodies in Older Women, Wild Desires!

Older Women, Wild Desires is available from the following ebook retailers, and coming soon to more!

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZ8SGCL?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=uS7fDQAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/695840?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/older-women-wild-desires.html
A1Ebooks: http://www.a1ebooks.com/book.htm?pr=11684

Buy your copy today!

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Let me tell you a true sex story: I Sucked a Married Man's Cock

http://www.excitica.com/index.php/i-sucked-a-married-man-s-cock-the-true-story-of-my-first-blowjob.html
I promised you smut. I bring you smut. Older man/younger woman adultery erotica.

And it's free.

And it's true.

A lot of “true stories” aren’t really true. This one is. In fact, it’s a shamelessly, woefully accurate description of the first blowjob I ever gave. He was fifty and married. I was a nineteen-year-old virgin, desperately in love with an older man. If you want to hear about my first time sucking cock, this is how it all went down…

With a title like I Sucked a Married Man’s Cock: The True Story of my First Blowjob, you better believe this little ebook isn't available everywhere. But you can find it right now at Excitica (you can find pretty much anything there!) or get it from Smashwords.

It's free. You've got nothing to lose but your innocence. heh

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Food of Love #Erotic #FoodSex #Anthology Now Available in Print!

If you've been waiting for Food of Love to come out in paperback, today's your lucky day!

Actually, I want to apologize for how long it's taken to get this book to print. I created a gorgeous interior for Food of Love, and then every time I went to upload it Shockwave (or whatever it's called) would crash. So frustrating after putting so much care and attention into building a beautiful book.

Anyway, problem's sorted. Book's available. And in case you missed this detail when the ebook was released, I'm donating all my royalties from Food of Love to food security organizations in Canada's North. That goes for the ebook and the paperback, so take your pick. 

You can order yourself a copy of Food of Love in print right now at Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Food-Love-Gourmet-Giselle-Renarde/dp/1541207343/ref=dondes-20
or direct from CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/6806022

It's a beautiful book full of sexy stories and all proceeds support a solid cause. You've got nothing to lose!