THE GOOSE GIRL--New Illustrated Story!

Silly, sexy, and full of really terrible poultry puns, this fairy tale might take you to bed, but it won't put you to sleep.

This week, my erotic adaptation of THE GOOSE GIRL, a little known fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm, is featured at RUTHIE'S CLUB--that great site that not only posts some of the best erotica on the web, but illustrates it too! Who doesn't love a good erotic fairy tale? And, let me tell you, this one is especially hilarious.


En route to meet her handsome prince, princess Svana begs her waiting-maid Rosamunda for a quick cuddle. Rosamunda complies, then taking by force the princess' royal apparel. Before Svana can say, "Identity Theft," the waiting maid marries her prince and the poor princess is forced to take a job minding geese. When the pervy goose boy vexes her, the aged king hatches a plan to get Rosamunda to reveal her true identity.

If you're not a member of RUTHIE'S CLUB yet...hmm...maybe you should be!