Fifteen years ago I could predict exactly the type of person I would develop a crush on. I knew every last characteristic. That person would be:
- Male
- Healthy & Fit
- Aged 48-60
- Bald
- Highly Intelligent/Academic
- Refined Manners and Tastes
Ten years ago, I noticed a shift in my crushes. Bald men stopped turning my head. A different type of person started attracting my attention:
- Female
- Artsy/Quirky
- Aged 18-30
- Small in Stature
- Eclectic Tastes
- Dark Hair
Now...I just don't know anymore! I can't predict when a crush will come along and what she'll look like or act like. It's like there are absolutely no commonalities anymore, except that I haven't had a crush on a dude in a good long time (except Professor Snape...does he count?).
What is my "crush type"? I've been mulling this over for a couple days now and...I've got nothing!
I mean, I think about my girlfriend of two+ years, and she doesn't fit into any known category. Sweet's:
But that doesn't help me in establishing my crush type. When I think about the women I've crushed on over the past five years, I see no similarities. Maybe we only see the similarities in retrospect. Maybe five years from now, it'll all be clear.
What about you? Are there certain physical qualities you know you'll be attracted to in any given person? Or do the physical qualities have to accompany personality qualities? Can you clearly identify the kind of person you'll develop a crush on?
What's your crush type?
Bright Blessings,
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
I mean, I think about my girlfriend of two+ years, and she doesn't fit into any known category. Sweet's:
- MTF Transsexual
- Tall
- Redhead
- "Curvy"
- Generous
- Wise Woman
- Geeky/Trekkie
- Tells Really Bad Jokes
But that doesn't help me in establishing my crush type. When I think about the women I've crushed on over the past five years, I see no similarities. Maybe we only see the similarities in retrospect. Maybe five years from now, it'll all be clear.
What about you? Are there certain physical qualities you know you'll be attracted to in any given person? Or do the physical qualities have to accompany personality qualities? Can you clearly identify the kind of person you'll develop a crush on?
What's your crush type?
Bright Blessings,
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
'They' are always saying that female sexuality is fluid, and I reckon they're right. Vaguely humanoid is my crush type, assuming there's some intellect and wit in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteLoki,
ReplyDeleteHumanoid is okay...I guess...but "vaguely" is the key. I could really go for some kind of creature with tentacles. Lots of tentacles...with a bunch of little suction cups all over them...
Yeah....
;-)
gigi
Judging by my 2 current crushes, I guess my type would be unusual, unique, and perhaps a bit daring, but absolutely feminine.
ReplyDeleteI could listen Abby (from NCIS) ramble on about anything, no matter how disgusting or techie, just to see her pigtails sway, and to watch the light sparkle on the studs of her collar.
At the same time, I would gladly sign up to buy insurance against dinosaurs coming back to life and crushing the boat I'll never own, just to have Flo (from the Progressive commercials) get all smiley and giddy with me. :)
I'll never watch another Progressive commercial without thinking of you, Sally. (Is Progressive Insurance even available to us Canadians? Or do we just watch way too many syndicated sitcoms on Fox at 3am? Or is that just me?)
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