Friday, February 15, 2013
Swept Away Blog Hop Stop: My Big Fat Fail of a Valentine's Day
Welcome to the Giselle Renarde stop on the Swept Away Valentine's Blog Hop!
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Now on to the big fat fail portion of my post.
My Valentine's Day began to big-fat-fail LAST YEAR (it started early!), when I bought an opera subscription with my mother and let her pick the dates. Sure enough, she got us tickets to Tristan und Isolde (a 5-hour opera, if you're not familiar with it) for Valentine's Day.
But I figured, since I was meeting my mother downtown, I would buy a cupcake from Mom's favourite little cupcake shop. My mom doesn't have anyone special in her life, romance-wise, so I thought that it would be a nice gesture.
Well, I got to the cupcake shop and it was PACKED. They were so busy they actually had a security guard on duty to corral the crowds. There must have been 30 people in line when I overheard from someone on staff that there were only 7 cupcakes left.
Okay. So, screw that idea.
I thought I'd buy my mom some gourmet tea to help her get over the cold she's had for a week. I went to the specialty tea place, but guess what? Sold out. Of course!
So I met my mom giftless, not that she minded. Here's the thing: once we took our seats and the Canadian Opera Company's production of Tristan und Isolde kicked up, we realized... wow... we really could have used the sugar from that cupcake I couldn't get.
I LOVE opera. I love classical music. I love theatre. I have never in my life walked out on anything. But I did walk out on this.
I wish I could do a better job describing to you how terrible this production was, but it killed so many of my brain cells that I can barely form sentences right now. Thank god we left after the second act or I'd be a zombie right now.
Oh, and speaking of zombies, my mother kept falling asleep during this opera... and my mother makes movie monster noises in her sleep... so every 10 minutes or so I heard moaning beside me and I had to jab her in the ribs to wake her up.
Happy Valentine's Day to me!
So I came home to my girl (on the phone, not in person--we're a long distance couple unless she's working in the city) and after a big fat day of failure... awwww.... just the sound of her voice made the fail go away.
Which is what happens every time I hear her voice. My sweetheart makes life's big fat fails all melt away.
Hope your V-Day was full of awww...
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