Wednesday, March 26, 2014

In the middle of the night, Tilly's humping in her sleep...

OR IS SHE?

Well, I guess that's for you to decide.  Is homesick college girl Tilly dreaming, or is did her teddy bear really grow a huge cock in the middle of the night?

(Say whaaaat?)

Lexi Wood's newest erotic short, TEDDY TAKES TILLY, is quirky and nutty and incredibly weird. You'll love it!

(And, at $0.99, you'll love the price too!)


It’s Tilly’s first day at college and she’s more than a little homesick. Bad enough she has to share a dorm room with a total stranger, but being away from her family and her boyfriend is the pits! Good thing she’s got a teddy bear to hug.  He’s a big white ball of fluff and good for a cuddle, but how will Tilly react when Teddy gets fresh between the sheets?
                               
Word Count: 3,000



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LEXI WOOD is a sock puppet who came to life one night while her keeper was out picking up Chinese food.  When nobody’s around, she bashes her face against a typewriter until stories come out. And those stories are shocking.

Lexi’s exterior is 53% acrylic, 37% nylon, and 10% recycled tinsel.  On the inside, she’s full of bloodlust, wanderlust, lust-lust, bathtub gin, and pills she found on the floor.  She also got into those tranquilizers you give your cat to get it in the travel carrier.  You shouldn’t leave those things lying around.

Handmade in Vulgaria.

When she’s feeling dirty, Lexi likes to be held in soapy water and rubbed vigorously.  In her spare time, she sits on the shelf, waiting for someone to shove a fist in her hole.

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