I just arrived home from the symphony (a diverse program of Bartok and Strauss), and after all that High Culture I'm looking for the low.
So let's hear your best limericks!
Queer limericks would be great, in honour of Pride, but any limericks will do! What'cha got?
I'll start the ball rolling:
By Giselle Renarde
There once was a girl at my work
Who claimed she thought I was a jerk,
But when I came around,
I quite often found,
Her nipples would suddenly perk!
Who can reciprocate? Let's hear some limericks!