Now that you're holding a little bag of congealed cat waste, you remember that you washed out all your garbage cans last night and they're drying on your balcony and you're not going out there in your skimpy pyjamas because your neighbour often drinks his morning coffee on his balcony.
Right, so you put the little bag down on the bathroom tile just as StupidCat (everyone with multiple cats has one of these, I think) comes to check out the freshly cleaned litter. You go to the bedroom to put on some real clothes, listening to StupidCat raking around in the litter with those nails you really must cut more often but you don't because he bites you when you try.
You've thrown on clothes, you're heading to the balcony, when StupidCat gets wind of where you're going. Because, you see, there are baby pigeons on the balcony and he's desperate to get at them. So you're walking through your living room, your cat streaks through your legs, tripping you up enough to feel badly for accidentally kicking him in the head, though not enough to actually fall.
When he races ahead of you, that's when you notice it: StupidCat didn't finish up in the litter box before getting distracted by the prospect of pigeon babies for breakfast. He doesn't seem to realize it, but he's trailing poops and they've landed on your carpet and... oh, for the love of god... good thing you put on a pair of socks.
Some people hate cat stories, some people hate scat stories. This one has it all.
Anyway, just wanted to remind all you wonderful readers that today is the FINAL day to make your purchase of Nanny State or Secret Confessions: 36 Erotic Encounters count. I'm donating $1 from every purchase of each of those titles to LGBT Youthline from May 1st to 7th, and today is the 7th.
Here's the blog post with alllllll the details: http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/2012/05/may-day-anniversary-fundraising-for.html
If you're not in a position to buy, consider telling someone else about this effort (Hey, I'm not above begging. This is for charity!) and you'll have a warm place in my heart.