Saturday, May 22, 2010
Never Too Many Sex Toys
Have I mentioned recently that I can no longer close my night table drawer because it is so jam-packed with sex toys?
I love sex toys. Vibrators, primarily, but I've got all kinds of stuff in there--a strap-on (Sophia's Red Rider, to be exact), some anal beads, lots of lube...crikey, I don't even know what else is buried in there. Maybe it's time to dig some stuff out.
Oh, silk scarves, *wink wink nudge nudge" some old cock rings, another vibe, a third vibe, latex gloves...a cat leash? I don't think this is supposed to be in here. *throws leash over shoulder, cats shriek and race from the bedroom*
So, now I would like to offer a fond hello and a big hug to the fine people at Adult Sex Toys .com. They've shown me such love and support recently that I'd like to return the favour by recommending you check out their site, adultsextoys.com.
In particular, they carry a line called "Intimate Organics," which includes clitoral gels, massage oils, foaming bath, and even an anal spray which "gently relaxes the anus for easy penetration, allowing the user to still be aware of all sensations." That sounds pretty kick-ass, if you ask me. Oh...that was a weird choice of words. It sounds, "intriguing"--how about that? *grins*
Anyway, the point is that these products are certified organic...and organic is only an S&M away from orgasmic, am I right? (Well, if you forget about the n...)
Oh, and, as the kind of girl who never wants to spend more than she has to on anything (Sweet's telling to save all these words and just admit I'm cheap LOL), I have a fond appreciation for their $10 or Less section. You would not believe the number of vibes, dildos, penis extenders, and other fun thingies they've got!
As my night table drawer will attest, you can never have too many sex toys!
Have fun tonight!
Canada just got hotter!