Narcissist Seeks Narcissist: A Lesbian Romantic Comedy

This is a book I wrote because, like 86% of the planet, I've got a huge crush on Joanna Lumley. So I fictionalized her, turned her into a lesbian, and put her in this erotic comedy. 

Ahh... how one can dream...

Narcissist Seeks Narcissist
by Giselle Renarde

Szuszu the former model has survived on women and scotch since she was just a teenager. All these years, she's had her best friend Babette by her side, but now that Babette is married and setting off on a world tour, Szuszu feels utterly abandoned. As a pre-departure joke, Babette writes up a silly and snide little personal ad, which narcissistic Szuszu posts in hopes of attracting a woman who looks just like she did when she was young.

Naomi thinks Szuszu's post is hilarious -- what a great sense of humor! She can hardly believe the centrefold she stole from her dad's collection way back in the day is looking for love. It's not like her to answer a personal ad, but for the infamous Szuszu she'll make an exception. She thinks Szuszu looks fantastic, and Szuszu (who refuses to wear her glasses) thinks Naomi looks just like her. What could ensue but sex, love, and a whole lot of comedy?

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The Finer Things Now Available as an #Audiobook

Check out my spicy New Adult romance short THE FINER THINGS in audio version!

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/finer-things-the

Chirp: https://www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/the-finer-things-by-giselle-renarde

Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/567435056/The-Finer-Things-A-Spicy-New-Adult-Romance-Short

BingeBooks: https://bingebooks.com/book/the-finer-things-1

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Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_The_Finer_Things?id=AQAAAED8UTwR0M

Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/id1616862065

Libro.FM: https://libro.fm/audiobooks/9791221314694

#WeddingHeat Pretty Bride #Lesbian #Cousins

Where to begin, where to begin?  

Well, PRETTY BRIDE, which was formerly titled "Wedding Heat: Pretty Cousin" is now available.  I guess it's best to start with the basics.  

Pretty Bride is the fourth story in the Wedding Heat series, but it was actually the FIRST story that came to mind when I conceptualized this series.

Because... okay, well... a lot of people have crushes on their cousins.

Right?

I definitely have one cousin I was a little sweet on at one point in life--not that I would ever have acted on it, and she's straight anyway, but fantasy is a huge driving factor in erotica.  I wouldn't surrender to temptation the way Vanessa and Maggie, but I sure as hell enjoyed writing about it!

The last thing I want to mention before sharing the blurb and an excerpt from PRETTY BRIDE is that, because this title falls into the "pseudo-incest" category (the girls are not blood relatives), it will not be available from ALL the usual vendors.  Most e-tailers don't allow this sort of content on their sites.  You can check out a preliminary list at the end of this post.

Pretty Bride

Wedding Heat, Book 4

by Giselle Renarde

Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Vanessa’s had a crush on her cousin Maggie since before she knew what love was. They were inseparable growing up—that is, until Vanessa came out as lesbian. That confession sparked a rift between the girls that stretched out more than ten years.

Two days before her wedding, Maggie meets up with Vanessa for the first time in years. Will Vanessa give in to her lust and try to seduce Maggie so close to the wedding? Or will Maggie give Vanessa no choice?

EXCERPT:

“I can’t.”

Vanessa spoke so softly she could barely hear her own voice.  Shaking her head, she let her gaze wander the length of Maggie’s naked flesh.  God, what a body!  Maggie’s thighs were like cream, two milky paths culminating in pinkness hidden beyond a trim strip of hair.

“I can’t, Mags, I just can’t.”

“Can’t what?” Maggie whined, reaching for the soap dish indented in the shower wall and pulling herself to standing. She opened the tiny bottle of shower gel and drizzled it across her breasts.  “You can’t wash me?  You can’t just wash me?”

The way Maggie said that word, wash, made it seem like not such a big deal.  Still, Vanessa fought with herself: should she let go and abandon her good sense, or obey moral law and fight her urges and Maggie’s advances?

Maggie didn’t give her much choice.  Grabbing Vanessa’s sopping shirtsleeves, the girl pulled her in for a kiss. She didn’t even see it coming.  Her mind was clouded, hazy, lost in the heady sensation of Maggie’s tongue whipping around her mouth.

Moaning, Maggie pressed her big breasts against Vanessa’s front.  They writhed together under the shower’s hot flow as the mango-scented body wash began to froth between them.  In the midst of their frenzy Vanessa felt the tiny bubbles working their way through her undershirt and popping against her nipples.  The sensation defied description.  All she wanted was more.

“You’re such a good kisser!” Maggie cried as Vanessa licked her wet neck.  “Oh god, that’s amazing!”

Vanessa hesitated for an instant, assuring herself that Maggie wasn’t really her cousin, and then ran her hands across the supple length of the girl’s waiting flesh, tracing the perimeter, exploring all the boundaries.  “I want to lick your pussy so bad, Mags.”

“Do it.”  Maggie’s voice was tight and high, like she was so desperate for this to happen she could barely speak.  “Do it now!” 

Wedding Heat: Pretty Cousin is available from...
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1143032?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=tH1rEAAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JWUY104?tag=dondes-20

#Lesbians Lick Butt: Kinky Fetish #Erotica

Another weekend, another smutbook. This one's for all you lovely readers out there who crave a good lesbian butt-licking session.

Lesbians eating ass is the name of the game.

Lesbians Lick Butt is the name of the book.

This delightful compilation contains three of your favourite lesbian ass-licking classics: Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, and Elementary, My Dear Kathryn.

The reason I keep putting out lesbian rimming shorts is simple: so many residents of the internet land on my blog after searching for lesbian anilingus stories. Give the people what they want, right?

You want women running their tongues over other girls' assholes? You got it!

Buy it as an ebook, or buy it in print.

The paperback contains a bunch of bonus material, so I highly recommend buying it if you're into paper books. (I am. I still don't read ebooks. I do all my reading on paper.)

Remember last month when Lesbian Golden Showers came out? If you don't remember, I'll mention right now that Lesbian Golden Showers is 100% new material. Three watersports stories, all brand new, all written exclusively for that collection.

Anyway, Lesbian Golden Showers wasn't quite long enough to publish in print. Same goes for Lesbians Lick Butt. But put them together and you've got a book!

What I'm trying to say, here, is that the paperback version of Lesbians Lick Butt contains the entire Lesbian Golden Showers collection as well! Buy it for yourself. Share it with your friends. Or let it wither on the shelf, die on the vine, yellow and crumble with disuse. The choice is yours.

So. Links.

Get the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1543215300

Get the ebook from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1142104?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XTYRFDQ?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=hAxqEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbians-lick-butt-giselle-renarde/1141357009
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/lesbians-lick-butt

Remember, only the paperback contains Lesbian Golden Showers as a bonus. The ebook version is pure butt-licking bliss.

If you're looking for butt-licking lesbians, you've come to the right place! Clarice has a problem only an Anal Angel can resolve. A vegan baker fulfils Marissa's smokiest fantasies. Melanie and her domme humiliate an old friend during a school reunion. These girls are ready to lick butt and take names. Are you ready to join them?

Why Are There Boobs On My Gay Erotica?

I'm not exactly known for writing gay erotica.  Lesbian erotica? Yes. Bi and menage? Yes. Trans fiction?  Super-yes.

But gay erotica?  Umm... no, not really.

So readers might wonder if I'm a little confused when they see the cover of Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping, and then read the blurb and its classification as gay erotic romance.

To be clear, Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping IS gay erotic romance.  Why is there a woman on the cover?  Well, see... when, I conceived Wedding Heat I decided that every cover should have the same base image so it would be really easy for readers to identify books in the series.

Will I be kicking myself for that decision?  Will readers be kicking me?  (Do you want to kick me right now?)

Only time will tell.

While we're waiting, want to read the blurb and excerpt from Wedding Heat, Book 3: Skinny Dipping?

Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Joey’s a virgin.  That’s not the sort of thing he’d admit to most people, but when he meets Greg at his cousin Maggie’s luxury woodland wedding retreat, he finds himself freely admitting to this embarrassing quality.  Joey and Greg hit it off right away, teasing and taunting each other, but when Greg casually mentions that he’s gay, Joey isn’t sure how to react… not until a bunch of the guys strip naked for midnight skinny dipping in the man-made lake.  Something tells Joey he won’t be a virgin for long!

Excerpt:

“What about you?” Greg asked.  “You ever knocked a girl up?”

“Yeah right.”  They very idea made Joey laugh.  “Not even close.”

“Ahh, you’re a virgin,” Greg said, understandingly, not goading or teasing.

“Yeah.”  Joey would have lied to anybody else, but there was something about Greg, maybe just the fact that he was gay, that made it easy to be honest.  “Are you?”

“What do you think?”

Something touched Joey’s dick underwater, and he jumped, squealing like a little kid.  “Oh my god, what was that?”

“My hand, you dumb fuck.”  Greg shook his head, and Joey laughed, feeling like a total idiot.  “No wonder you’re still a virgin.”

This time when Greg found his cock underwater, Joey didn’t squeal or squirm.  He turned to face Greg, holding the guy’s shoulder to steady himself.  When Greg wrapped a fist around the base of his shaft, his thighs and ass muscles tensed.  His breath staggered now, rattling in his chest before bursting past his lips.

“I’m not really…”  Joey stopped himself, trying to figure out what he wanted to say.  “I mean, it’s not every day I’m attracted to someone.  I’m not like that.”

The way Greg nodded, it seemed like he understood better than Joey did.  God, it felt good the way Greg stroked his dick—firm, hard, forceful but not rough.  Rough would come later.  Joey always liked to work up to the ultimate sensation.

“I’ve got your cock,” Greg said.  “Don’t you want to touch mine?”
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There are lots of places you can buy Skinny Dipping RIGHT NOW, like:

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XR2C3DL?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1141936?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=NMFpEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/skinny-dipping-giselle-renarde/1141354595
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/skinny-dipping-16

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Spicy Confessions: 12 Steamy Sex Stories

Is this really true? Did that really happen?

There’s nothing more titillating than confessional erotica. That’s why award-winning author Giselle Renarde has put together three full anthologies of erotic letters! Her latest sizzling collection contains twelve of the kind of sex stories readers love. Are all these tales true? Some are. Some aren’t. Some are somewhere in between.

Can you tell the difference between a real-life erotic tale and a totally made-up one? It might be harder than you think. Sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction!

This anthology features BDSM and bi girls, Femdom and lesbians, a MILF who’s got the hots for her best friend’s son, a Santa with a taste for pussy, a cock cage, naked hiking, polyamory, and so much more!


Excerpt from "My American Cousin"

When the wedding band struck up an old do-wop song, Robbie asked me to dance. Well, it isn’t so much that he “asked.” More like he took my hand and pulled me close, swaying with me on the dance floor.

I could feel his heartbeat. I could also feel his erection throbbing against my belly. My pussy was throbbing, too, but I bet he couldn’t feel that. I bet he could only feel my soft breasts melting into his chest.

My whole body turned to liquid.

He bent to my ear and whispered, “I like the way you move.”

A shiver ran down my spine. His breath was warm. I felt it all the way inside me, travelling through my veins like fevered blood.

I moved with him, rubbing against his hard cock, hearing him moan under the music. I’d never been good at talking to guys I liked, but Robbie didn’t need me to chat. We’d only just met, but he could read my body like a book.

Now available in print and as an ebook and audiobook! 

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1140981?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=yxJoEAAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XBRSGXT?tag=dondes-20

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spicy-confessions-giselle-renarde/1122066036
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/spicy-confessions-12-steamy-sex-stories-1

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Who Loves #WeddingHeat?

I'm currently re-releasing the stories in my Wedding Heat series, and I came across this post I created in 2013 but never published. These little reviews by fellow authors blew me away at the time, and they're blowing me away all over again.

Here are some wonderful words from Oleander Plume:

Just finishing up "Wedding Heat" by @GiselleRenarde This is how good it is, I am going to read it again. Right now.
— Oleander Plume (@OleanderPlume) October 29, 2013

@GiselleRenarde And not just the 'good' parts (and there is plenty of those), but the whole thing. It's that good.
— Oleander Plume (@OleanderPlume) October 29, 2013

And wonderful words from Annabeth Leong:

I'll never forget the raging arousal I felt after reading Giselle Renarde's Wedding Heat: Two in the Bush. Jaded me, who these days often finds descriptions of explicit sex repetitive, had to close my laptop and run to the bedroom to bring myself off as quickly as possible, noisily, desperately, as if I'd just discovered masturbation. There is art in that, pure art. Not every sex scene does that to me. There is art in finding and portraying the real heat of a moment.

http://annabethleong.blogspot.ca/2013/10/dirty-little-sex-positive-numbers.html?zx=28a728e3c3cb588

Two in the Bush
Wedding Heat, Book 2

Irene has been in love with her co-worker Brian for years, but she’s never worked up the courage to tell him. When Maggie, a friend from the office, invites them to her wedding weekend at a woodland resort, Irene convinces Brian to share a room. Just when Irene is gearing up to make her move, she stumbles upon Brian making out with a beautiful stranger, Denitsa.  Irene is crushed… until Denitsa finds a shocking way to bring the co-workers together! 

Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09X6H47HZ?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1140800?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-in-the-bush-giselle-renarde/1141333617
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/two-in-the-bush-9

Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/WeddingHeat2

The Lesbian Diaries Volume 3: Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, Heaven's Diary

Now Available!
The Lesbian Diaries Volume 3
Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, Heaven's Diary
by Giselle Renarde

Treat yourself to a fine selection of sensual fiction! This collection includes three books from Giselle Renarde’s Lesbian Diaries series: Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, and Heaven's Diary.

Maggie has just started her first year at university, but living at home is cramping her style. When she meets another student commuter, it's clear that Patience is looking for more than just a study buddy. When Patience brings her home to a nudist household, she can't control her desires. But what will Maggie do when her world of lust comes crashing down around her?

Poppy's a small-town girl and that's the way she likes it. When she proposes to her long-distance girlfriend, Kristen is hesitant to leave her lucrative job in the city. She likes their relationship the way it is. Can Poppy sell her girlfriend on the small-town experience, or is life about to send her more surprises than she can handle? There's drama around every corner in Poppy's Diary!

Will Heaven's dream house turn into a nightmare? From the moment Heaven, her girlfriend, and her best friend move in, strange things happen in the home. But why is Heaven the only one seeing ghosts and sensing a presence in her bed? Terra and Elle tell her she's hallucinating, but is that really true? Is Heaven imagining the haunting or is a succubus stealing her soul?

Lesbian fiction from award-winning queer Canadian author Giselle Renarde.

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Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lesbian-diaries-volume-3-giselle-renarde/1141304812
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Get the paperback from: https://www.amazon.com/Lesbian-Diaries-Maggies-Poppys-Heavens/dp/B09WQ17TM4/ref=dondes-20

Wedding Heat Is HERE! (What is #WeddingHeat?)

This week, I republished the first story in my Wedding Heat series, so I'm sharing the blog post I wrote about it when it first came out ten years ago: 

What is Wedding Heat? Basically, I couldn't find anything good on TV and I thought, "Hmm... maybe there are OTHER people out there who can't find anything good on TV either... so maybe I'll write a series of short stories to fill the gap."

So that's what I did.

Wedding Heat is about more than just two people getting hitched.  My tagline for the series is: Forget the happy couple--it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!  The series centres around the wedding weekend for Maggie and Ed (at a luxury woodland retreat, no less!), but each story focuses on different guests. It was important to me to establish the series in that way, because I wanted Wedding Heat to be pansexual and incorporate a characters with varied gender identities as well as sexualities.

That said, the first story in the series (One in the Hand) is the epitome of vanilla.  Well, sort of.  Its focus is on Cora and Dan, who are the bride's aunt and uncle.  I'm tempted to call them an "older couple" except that... well, "older" is relative, right?  Anyway, they're in their 50's and there's some naughtiness involving their car.  (Look at that: they're, their, and there all in the same sentence. Sorry, that was a grammar geek intrusion. LOL)

Anyway, in this story we also meet Cora and Dan's twenty-something kids, who pop up in stories of their own.  Later in the series, son Joey might just might have his first sexual encounter while skinny dipping with some dudes, and Vanessa might just act on her crush on the bride.  Wait and see!

The stage is set. One in the Hand is now available, and you can buy it from lots of retailers. 

Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WRV5FP6?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1139676?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=bW9mEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-in-the-hand-giselle-renarde/1141307724
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/one-in-the-hand-3

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Hotwife Prudence and the Neighborhood Gangbang

Hotwife Prudence and the Neighborhood Gangbang
by Giselle Renarde
Word Count: 9,200

There are some things John will never have. His wife Prudence is a golden-haired beauty, but she’s also downright prudish. And then one night John awakes to an empty bed. Where does he find Prudence? By the fire pit in the woods, surrounded by a group of local men who are geared up and ready to go. Maybe Prudence isn’t such a prude after all! 

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1138724?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09W939283?tag=dondes-20
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/hotwife-prudence-and-the-neighborhood-gangbang-2

Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/u/mZZzLE

Enjoy an Excerpt:

The journey toward the fire pit, though it surely took less than five minutes on foot, felt eternal. More than that, John felt like he was beginning a descent into hell as he traversed the forest path. Those tree roots stuck out like bony trickster legs trying to trip him up. But he wouldn’t let it happen. He had a visual lock on those orange flames and he moved forward, slowly but surely, knowing he’d find his wife there.

How did he know? That, he didn’t know.

There was a bit of a clearing around the fire, but John stopped far enough back that he wouldn’t be seen by the looming shapes… figures… people… men. Christ, there were a lot of men sauntering, strutting, silently crowing. They were obviously gearing up for what they were about to do to the one woman among them.

Prudence.

There she was, his pretty wife Pru, laid out on the highest log, a bench of sorts, which was draped in a sheet of black velvet. Her naked skin was so white against the darkness it glowed almost blue, except where firelight painted her flesh orange. Where was her nightie? Where were her shoes? Her bare little feet fell over the sides of the log, and her pretty toes barely scraped the leafy soil at her sides. And her hands? Her hands were over her head, tied to some sort of O-ring at the top of the log. She was tied there, unable to flee the fate that awaited her.

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1138724?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09W939283?tag=dondes-20
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/hotwife-prudence-and-the-neighborhood-gangbang-2

Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/u/mZZzLE