Sunday, October 2, 2022

Girls Gone Carnal: Lesbian Vampires, Witches and Weres

Girls Gone Carnal

Lesbian Vamps, Witches and Weres
By Giselle Renarde

Furry. Vicious. Wicked.

Lesbian shifters, vampires, and witches come in all shapes and sizes. From the humblest mouse to the most ferocious cougar, from maids and their mistresses to urban vamps and the women they lust after, these eight stories of lesbian sensuality are sure to inspire chills, thrills, and delicious shivers:

Milady’s Bath ~ a Gothic tale from a Lady’s maid at midnight
Mrs. Fox and the Cat of Nine Tails ~ a fairy tale cat girl seduces her mistress
Sneak ~ a mouse shifter saves the day in a backwoods bordello
Sparrow Takes Flight ~ a wind witch leaves as often as she comes
Blood Lust ~ this vamp leaves a mark
Wild Things ~ a deaf witch meets her match in the rainforest
Taken from Behind ~ cougar shifters must be extra careful
Blood Money ~ urban fantasy from a student just vamping for the cash

Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BGL9HHR2?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=lf6LEAAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1167394?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/girls-gone-carnal-giselle-renarde/1113451625
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/girls-gone-carnal-lesbian-vamps-witches-and-weres-3
Apple: https://books.apple.com/ca/book/girls-gone-carnal-lesbian-vamps-witches-and-weres/id6443535217

Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/GirlsGoneCarnal

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Blood Money #Lesbian #Vampire #Erotica #Audiobook

Blood Money
Lesbian Vampire Erotica
By Giselle Renarde

When Charlotte answers Lucrezia's cryptic classified ad, she figures she'll earn a little money for tuition, textbooks, and other student expenses.  She never imagined she'd find Lucrezia so alluring, or that succumbing to seduction would change her forever.

Now Available as an Audiobook from Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/blood-money-93
NOOK Audiobooks: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-money-giselle-renarde/1142164135
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_Blood_Money?id=AQAAAECC7TytrM

Libro.FM: https://libro.fm/audiobooks/9791221395570
BingeBooks: https://bingebooks.com/book/blood-money-10

Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/594748280/Blood-Money-Lesbian-Vampire-Erotica

Storytel: https://www.storytel.com/se/sv/books/3437104
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/blood-money-lesbian-vampire-erotica/624736

Sunday, September 11, 2022

MEN IN MENAGE #Paranormal #MMF #Erotica


Looking to put a little spice in your night?
 

Enjoy a threesome of supernatural MMF erotic romance stories! 

Jolene discovers two incubi are better than one. 

Menage gets Shakespearean in Midsummer Morning Woods. 

Wonderful Wing Boys takes us to an underground cougar club hosted by actual angels. 

Saturday, September 10, 2022

Creatures of the Night: 6 Erotic Stories of the Paranormal

We're heading straight from wedding season to spooky season with Creatures of the Night, an anthology of supernatural erotica that started life as an audiobook!


Creatures of the Night
6 Erotic Stories of the Paranormal
by Giselle Renarde


There’s nothing more seductive than a sizzling story of sex and the supernatural. In this collection, you’ll find six thrilling and chilling tales of the paranormal from award-winning author Giselle Renarde. Go ahead. Stay up late tonight with six haunting stories of vampire lust, ghostly encounters, succubus sex and more!

Included in this collection are the following sexy stories:
Ghost of a Chance
Blood Lust
Neither Love Nor Money
Skyggen, the Shadow Woman
Milady's Bath
The Mesmerist and the Mare


Now available as an ebook and in print from a wide variety of retailers, including:
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1164336?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1727738632?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=hT-HEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/creatures-of-the-night-giselle-renarde/1129700762
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/creatures-of-the-night-6-erotic-stories-of-the-paranormal
Apple: https://books.apple.com/ca/book/creatures-of-the-night-6-erotic-stories-of-the-paranormal/id6443363008

Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/book/592428145/Creatures-of-the-Night

Find more retailers with the Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/CreaturesOfTheNight

Saturday, September 3, 2022

This is it! The Final #WeddingHeat: HAPPY EVER AFTER

It's a departure, for sure, but it's a decade in the making and it's here. You can buy it now and read it today.

It's HAPPY EVER AFTER, the fifteenth and final book in my Wedding Heat series!


Happy Ever After
Wedding Heat
Book 15
by Giselle Renarde


Margaret always dreamed the baby she gave up for adoption decades ago would one day track her down. When she receives an unexpected wedding invitation, she discovers her long-lost daughter has been fed a pack of lies about the circumstances surrounding her pregnancy. What will Margaret do? Gently fade out of her daughter's life? Or finally meet the truth head-on?

Available Now!
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BCCP5W7Q?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1163186?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=trKFEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/happy-ever-after-giselle-renarde/1142099127
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/happy-ever-after-25
Apple: https://books.apple.com/ca/book/happy-ever-after/id6443334419

Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/book/590167274/Happy-Ever-After

Find more retailers with the Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/WeddingHeat15

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Stepbrother Heaven: Five Forbidden #Erotic #Romances

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C5FLVGB?tag=dondes-20
Got a good book for the weekend? 

Yeah, you do? 

Well, forget about that one and buy my new collection of stepbrother stories, novels and novellas!

Fill those rainy days and nights with stepbrothers galore as you flip through the pages of STEPBROTHER HEAVEN: Five Forbidden Erotic Romances!

In one collection, you're getting my novel IN SHADOW, the step-version of Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation (STEPBROTHER SUMMER), a novella called MOVING MAY that I actually stole from my sock puppet Lexi Wood, plus two short stories: one called COLD HARD CASH (which I really wish I'd titled My Sister, My Stripper) and another called LOVE IN THE LEAVES, which is a pretty romantic name for a story about a dude and his best friend having a threesome with his stepsister in the backyard.

Because this collection contains so much taboo content, it's not available from many retailers. In fact, I think you'll find the print version at more bookstores than the ebook

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/815202

He’s sexy. He’s solid. He’s her stepbrother!

Anyone can fall for a bad boy, but it takes a special sort of girl to surrender to a guy who truly drives her crazy. And when those illicit impulses take hold? Oh baby! There’s no use trying to resist!

In these five erotic romances by Giselle Renarde, you’ll meet obedient Felicia, innocent Clover, sultry Sheree, money-hungry Jenna and high-maintenance May. They don’t have much in common, but they’re all hot for guys they shouldn’t want!

Sexy, sweaty love prevails in five incredibly lusty tales of girls falling for guys… who are strictly forbidden!

Stepbrother Heaven includes (two novels, two stories and one novella) the following complete works: Stepbrother Summer, In Shadow, Love in the Leaves, Moving May, and Cold Hard Cash.

Start reading today, and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrothers always get what they want!

Where can you buy your copy?

Here are a few links:

Smashwords (ebook): https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1160842?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon (ebook, paperback, hardcover): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B9ST71M5?tag=dondes-20

Here are a few more links for the paperback:

https://books2read.com/StepbrotherHeaven

Hopefully the ebook will also be available at other retailers, but so-called "pseudoincest" (people having sex with their step-relations) is getting trickier to publish all the time.

*sigh*

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Chef's Kiss: A BDSM Romance Short


Chef's Kiss
A BDSM Romance Short

by Giselle Renarde
ISBN: 9781005491642
Word Count: 7,000

Holly wants more than just an autograph from TV’s sexy Chef Burley. Every time she watches the celebrity sweating over a hot stove, her imagination runs wild. Holly’s not usually the kind of woman who would throw herself at a man, but she’s willing to make an exception for Chef Burley.

Every woman at the book signing wants a piece of the sexy celebrity chef. How will Holly stand out from the crowd?

Fast-paced fiction from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Previously published as “Seducing the Sexy Celebrity Chef.”

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1159960?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=vXuAEAAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B9C5V23D?tag=dondes-20
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/chef-s-kiss-2

Find more retailers with the Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/ChefsKiss

Saturday, August 13, 2022

The Fantasy of Romance

Note: originally posted in 2014

Here's something you should never admit when you work in this industry: I'm not a romantic.

But that's my truth.  I soured on romance early in life because I never felt represented in Disney-esque storylines.  I'm queer and I'm weird.  I was never a princess and I never wanted a prince.  Romance as a genre did not speak to me.

Apart from being queer and not identifying with heteromance (which struck me as prescriptive and ridiculous in terms of what's considered acceptable and appropriate behaviour in establishing a relationship), I also found the idea of the happy-ever-after a little... well, unrealistic.  Fantastic, in other words.

Romance is a fantasy.

A couple months ago, there was a hashtag on Twitter that had something to do with romance readers' guilty confessions.  I noticed a lot of readers tweeting that they didn't care how a story resolved itself so long as the lovers lived happily ever after.  They didn't care if the romance was realistic.  They just wanted to feel warm and fuzzy at the end.

Of course, not everybody following the conversation agreed.  Some readers want the plot to resonate, or at least to... you know, make sense.  For myself, I'd rather watch everything fall apart.  That's reality.  I'd rather see real, deep troubles between people--troubles that aren't easily or ever fixed.

But the fantasy of romance must have wriggled its way into my writing brain. I happened to be writing a fluffy bit of erotica, at the time, called "Seducing the Sexy Celebrity Chef"--now renames "Chef's Kiss."  I intended it as a hardcore romp--a woman's sexual fantasy of getting it on with a domineering TV chef. 

But as I wrote my Chef story, its intention began to morph.  I was trying to write a story that was all about sex, and suddenly it was infusing itself with romance.  Suddenly, my famous chef wanted even more than my star-struck woman.

I tried editing out all that fantastic romance, even as I wrote it.  For some reason, I couldn't stop myself.  Romance overpowered me.  When I handed the manuscript over to my girlfriend, who is also my contract editor, I asked her, "Is this too far from reality?"  I really hoped she'd tell me it was.  I hoped she'd advise me to change the story and remove some of that gushy, far-from-life romance.

But she didn't.  She liked it.

What is it that's so satisfying about the fantasy of romance?  Even as I reread that story and told myself, "This would never happen--not in a million years!" I couldn't change it.  Maybe even the most jaded among us maintain the fantasy of an easy love, an easy romance, an easy life.

That's not reality.  Maybe that's why we (yes, even the cynics and the pessimists) need a fictional shot of happy every once in a while.

Hugs,
Giselle

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Other Talents

I find my happy place in graphic design. My partner's constantly asking me why I don't offer up my services, if it's something I enjoy so much.  I was thinking about this as I designed myself a new book cover just now, and that's when I remembered this post I wrote a few years ago for a writers' blog I belonged to.  

It still seems apt, so I'm sharing it here:

(c) cocoandwifi
(c) cocoandwifi

My grandmother is terribly proud of the new kitchen light my uncle installed for her. "He's such a perfectionist," she told me. "But he takes his time. He enjoys the work."

"He could make some extra money as a handyman now that he's retired," my mother said.

"No, no. He'd never do that. If this was a real job with pay and clients, then it would feel like work and he wouldn't want to do it anymore."

Same thing with me and graphic design.

I've mentioned before that cover art was, in my mind, a barrier to entry to the world of self-publishing. I knew I couldn't afford to commission quality cover art, but I also didn't know how to create it myself.

That was a big hurdle, but the less I earned in royalties from small presses, the more I realized I needed to make a change--and self-publishing was the best change for me.

I'm a self-taught cover designer. It's a skill I've acquired by trial and error. I won't say it's a "talent" necessarily, because I know some spectacular graphic designers and my covers really don't stack up.

From time to time, I do commission covers from people I consider "real" graphic designers, but the truth is that I've grown to love playing with my design program. Even after four years using it, I learn something new with every cover I create.

I was an artist, as a kid. Teachers told me I'd grow up to be a writer but I never believed them. I only wrote stories so I could draw pictures to go along with them. Maybe cover art is my adult version of book illustrations.

But there's a reason I don't offer up my skills for cash, and it's the same reason my uncle will only do handiwork around my grandmother's house and his own: once you're working for pay, working for clients, it's a job rather than a pleasure.

I want to retain graphic design as my pleasure. I want to keep learning and keep enjoying.


Saturday, August 6, 2022

The Birthday Gift is Back! #Summer #OutdoorSex #GroupSex

The Birthday Gift is the first story I wrote that was ever released as an ebook.  A small (now defunct) publisher called Dark Eden Press put it out back in 2008.  I've written about the extensive editing process it went through back then, and how much I learned about writing from my first editor, in a post you can read here.  

The Birthday Gift has been through a number of revisions since that time, and now it's back on the market in all its small-town pansexual group sex glory. It's also available as a paperback for the first time ever!

The Birthday Gift
by Giselle Renarde

Meredith is a cake-baking, apron-wearing small-town Canadian. Her guiding principle in life is, “What would June Cleaver do?” That is, until a curious set of circumstances cause her to crash an outdoor gathering where she stumbles upon a pair of delicious hunks getting a little hands-on with each other. Surely June Cleaver would have headed for the hills! Not Meredith. This relaxed get-together really heats up when one man’s wife appears on the scene... and encourages Meredith to join in!

Hot stuff! But the story’s not over yet. There’s still the tropical vacation, the confinement in foreign prison, the trial for freedom... and, hey, where’s Meredith’s husband in all this? It is his birthday, after all...


Buy now from Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/birthday-gift-giselle-renarde/1102494848
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/the-birthday-gift-13
Apple: https://books.apple.com/ca/book/the-birthday-gift/id6443243906

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B8F32PP5?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1158592?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=xaZ-EAAAQBAJ

Find more retailers with the Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/BirthdayGift

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Stripping My Son's Sleeping Girlfriend (or Lesbian MILF Takes the Taboo Tramp)

My taboo sleep sex smut story, Stripping My Son's Sleeping Girlfriend, is back and it's got a new cover as well as a new name.  

Actually, it has two names.

Sorry to be confusing.

The last time this story was published, its title got it banned by Amazon. 

So this time I created an alternate title for Amazon: Lesbian MILF Takes the Taboo Tramp.

Same story, different names.

As a taboo dubcon title, this ebook ain't gonna see wide distribution.  So far, it's pretty much only available at Smashwords:


and Amazon:


Saturday, July 23, 2022

A Little Burlesque #lesbian #historical #erotic #romance

If you enjoy sapphic sensual fiction, you're in for a treat!

A Little Burlesque was originally published in 2010 as "The Little Burlesque by the Sea." It's been overhauled at least once since then, and I went over it just last week before publishing it again. I hadn't looked at this novella in a while, and, to be honest, I didn't have high hopes when I picked it up. When I got into it, I was pleasantly surprised. It's a great little book: lots of secrets, lots of stripping, lots of sex! 

By Giselle Renarde

Madame Mireille's ocean-side parlour, Les Trois Dames Jouissantes, is one of the last houses holding to the tenets of classic burlesque. They specialize in raunchy comedy sketches, undulating fan dances, chorus lines and, of course, the striptease. In post-war Maritimes, Madame’s burlesque house enjoys notoriety thanks to an all-female cast combining the smart with the sensual.

It was this reputation that attracted the troupe's two newest members. Ginger, the saucy redhead, has been around the block a few times. She might come on strong, but she’s a master of the comedy striptease. Orchid is young, new to the stage, and embodies all that is innocent—or so she'd have you believe!

Secrets abound behind the scenes, and it’ll take more than slippery fingers to bring them to the surface.

Historical lesbian romance with an erotic edge.


Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B74NCRQ9?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1156686?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=-3J8EAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-little-burlesque-giselle-renarde/1109567817
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/a-little-burlesque-2
Apple: https://books.apple.com/ca/book/a-little-burlesque/id6443186984

Find More Retailers, plus the paperback and hardcover editions, with the Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/burlesque

Saturday, July 2, 2022

The Big Annual July Smashwords Sale is Back!


It's been a big half-year for publishing, over here at Giselle Renarde Erotica. I got my rights back from Excessica Publishing when they closed up shop, and I started republishing those books on January 1st. 

Honestly, I thought I'd be done by now. 

Practically, that's not how things have worked out.  It's taken much longer than anticipated.

The focus on publishing has taken time away from creative work (by which I mean writing new books), and I'll tell you right now: that gets me antsy and out of sorts.  It's incredible how much I rely on writing for my mental health.

I guess I'm in a chatty mood today, because what I really came out here to tell you is that the big annual July sale at Smashwords is on right now

The sale is on for the month of July, and it's a great opportunity to pick up copies of my books at a discounted price.

This year, I've discounted most of my books by 25%, 50%, and 75%. 

You can also snag some free titles, like ONE IN THE HAND, the first story in my Wedding Heat series. Hopefully you'll get hooked and buy the rest of the series, as many readers are currently doing.

Explore my titles at Smashwords: 
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/GiselleRenardeErotica/authors#published

Stock up and save!

Monday, June 20, 2022

Cherry's Back! #NewAdult #OMYW #Erotica #BeachRead


Nearly ten years ago, I wrote an incredibly smutty book called Cherry. It was published by eXcessica, but since I felt it was one of my absolute best pieces of erotic writing, I decided to make it available for free on the following platforms:

Radish https://radish.app.link/ae4HpIQLRqb
Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/119783265-cherry

Thousands of readers have enjoyed this nasty piece of smut online, and now it's back as an ebook, paperback, and hardcover.

Why buy a copy when you can read Cherry for free? Buy it to support me and my writing business! Or buy it because you prefer other formats over online reading. I just want to make sure you know you can read Cherry for free OR you can buy yourself a copy. The choice is yours!

Oh, and the new version has a new cover!

Cherry
A New Adult Novella
by Giselle Renarde


Late nights by a roaring fire, star-gazing with the cute park ranger, lazing around the balmy beach—sounds like a perfect summer vacation, doesn’t it? Cherry loves camping so much she doesn’t even mind spending a week with her parents. Anyway, camping is kind of their family tradition.

That’s why Cherry’s so upset when her father invites his recently-divorced friend, Phil, along. A geeky guest intruding on their vacation? Not fair!

But when Phil arrives at the campground… WOW! Was he always so cool? No, definitely not. When she was younger, Phil had been just another dorky dude. Now he’s stylish and fun and even pretty hunky! Divorce suits him nicely, as far as Cherry’s concerned.

Phil is the last man in the world who should turn Cherry’s head, but that makes their love so much tastier. The forest isn’t big enough to keep these two apart… even if they’re totally wrong for each other.

Buy from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4B5Z9LR?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=PkR1EAAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1151812?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Find tons more retailers with the Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/CherryNovella

Get the Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B3LH3M1D?tag=dondes-20
Get the Paperback (this version has the older cover): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cherry-giselle-renarde/1119662247?ean=9781499730654

Friday, May 20, 2022

Stacy's Dad Has Got It Going On #OMYW #NewAdult #BestFriendsFather

I wrote Stacy's Dad Has Got It Going On one summer, thinking I'd put together a nice little fluffy sex romp about a geek girl and her roommate's father. And, in essence, I suppose that's what it ended up being, plot-wise, but I didn't expect the characters to take such firm hold. I didn't expect them to flesh out quite so fully. But they were insistent.

After I'd written this book, I realized it wasn't just for the nerdy girls who want to express themselves sexually in a non-Girls Gone Wild sort of way (like me) but it was also very much for those who grew up with addiction in their households (...like me).

There's something that stays with you all your life if you were raised by a parent or guardian with an addiction. It's a quality of trepidation, an immediate mistrust not only of people but of the potential impact of all substances. In this book, Savannah, the girl who falls for her roommate's dad, is all about clean living, and probably more out of fear of what alcohol and other things might do to her... or make her do.

But she really resents the assumptions other people make about her based on her choice not to drink or do drugs--people ask her to her face if she's a recovering alcoholic, or if she's a religious nut. She's been so focused on school and high achievements that she hasn't given much thought to guys, even though GOD does she love to get laid when the opportunity arises.

Against all odds, and much to my bewildered satisfaction, this book blossoms into a romance when Savannah, who is so like me in so many ways, finds someone who understands the quirks leftover from childhood are still a driving force of her life and personality. Let's just say it surprised me, and I always love it when a book can do that.

(This blog post was originally written when the first edition of Stacy's Dad came out in 2011.)
 
Stacy's Dad Has Got It Going On
By Giselle Renarde


When Stacy's dad shows up unannounced at her apartment, her roommate Savannah is smitten. Eric's career in humanitarian relief makes him college-girl catnip, and his good looks and hot body only sweeten the deal.

Eric doesn’t often visit, but after catching his wife with a younger man he doesn’t know where to turn for consolation. Stacy does her best to cheer him up, but no amount of daughterly compassion is going to heal his bruised ego. He needs a special woman to lick his wounds.

Too bad nobody warned Savannah that Eric would bring more baggage than she'd bargained for...

Excerpt:

“I’m not going to the hospital.”

“Yes you are,” Eric replied simply. But instead of pulling off his pajama pants and pulling on his jeans, he collapsed beside her on the couch. “Just give me five more minutes.”

She sighed and reached again for the remote, this time with more care. “See?” she said, turning down the volume. “As long as I don’t move too quickly, I’m fine. I’ll just put another round of ice on my ankle and in the morning I’ll be healed.”

Eric’s eyes popped wide open at the mention of ice. “You know, that’s not a bad idea.” Pressing both hands down on the couch, he pushed himself up and hobbled to the kitchen. He sighed as he opened the freezer. The cold seemed to revive him. He brought the tray out and snapped it back and forth before dumping the ice into a metal mixing bowl. Even before leaving the kitchen, he picked up one piece and traced it along the base of his jaw and down his neck. “That’s better,” he said. “Nothing like ice dripping down your neck to wake a guy up.”

“If you say so.” Savannah chuckled. “That’s never been my game.”

He brought the ice to the TV room and sat on the coffee table before placing the metal bowl on her ankle. She flinched, but she didn’t move her foot away. Anything so unnerving must be a help.

“How does that feel?” Eric teased.

“Like hell.”

He moved the bowl from her ankle and set it on top of a magazine. From it, he swiped a single cube. Savannah cringed as she watched it coming for her, but when the ice made contact with her skin, she was surprised it wasn’t painfully cold. If anything, it tickled.

“How about this?” Eric asked, tracing the cube around her slightly swollen ankle. “How does this feel?”

The ice melted quickly between his fingers and her flesh. Droplets of water trickled down her foot and dripped from her heel onto the throw pillow underneath.

“Good,” she said. To her surprise, it was true. “It feels really good, actually.”

“What if I do this?” Eric asked, picking up a fresh cube and tracing it up the inside of her calf. Shifting her robe aside, he circled it around her knee before drawing it slowing up her thigh. The cold made her tremble now. She felt its effects more between her legs than she had against her ankle. A whole line of water droplets tumbled down her inner thigh, soaking the terrycloth beneath her. She knew where he was going with this, and she wanted to show him she was on board.

Savannah untied her belt and let her robe fall open at the front. Her breasts were warm and soft with sleep. “Do my tits,” she bid. “With the ice. Make them hard.”

A churlish grin bled upon Eric’s pink lips. “You want me to?”


Buy your copy now from Amazon ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1N1942J?tag=dondes-20
Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1B7CRB7?tag=dondes-20

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1147896?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=WVxwEAAAQBAJ
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/stacy-s-dad-has-got-it-going-on-3

Chapters Indigo: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/stacys-dad-has-got-it/9781005478988-item.html

And here is the Universal Book Link for more retailers: http://books2read.com/StacysDad

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Narcissist Seeks Narcissist: A Lesbian Romantic Comedy

This is a book I wrote because, like 86% of the planet, I've got a huge crush on Joanna Lumley. So I fictionalized her, turned her into a lesbian, and put her in this erotic comedy. 

Ahh... how one can dream...

https://www.amazon.com/Narcissist-Seeks-Lesbian-Romance-ebook/dp/B07G4DV4LV?tag=dondes-20
Narcissist Seeks Narcissist
by Giselle Renarde

Szuszu the former model has survived on women and scotch since she was just a teenager. All these years, she's had her best friend Babette by her side, but now that Babette is married and setting off on a world tour, Szuszu feels utterly abandoned. As a pre-departure joke, Babette writes up a silly and snide little personal ad, which narcissistic Szuszu posts in hopes of attracting a woman who looks just like she did when she was young.

Naomi thinks Szuszu's post is hilarious -- what a great sense of humor! She can hardly believe the centrefold she stole from her dad's collection way back in the day is looking for love. It's not like her to answer a personal ad, but for the infamous Szuszu she'll make an exception. She thinks Szuszu looks fantastic, and Szuszu (who refuses to wear her glasses) thinks Naomi looks just like her. What could ensue but sex, love, and a whole lot of comedy?
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Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1144178?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
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Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=MNVsEAAAQBAJ
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Indigo: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/narcissist-seeks-narcissist/9780463372456-item.html

Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/Narcissist

Friday, April 22, 2022

#WeddingHeat Pretty Bride #Lesbian #Cousins


Where to begin, where to begin?  

Well, PRETTY BRIDE, which was formerly titled "Wedding Heat: Pretty Cousin" is now available.  I guess it's best to start with the basics.  

Pretty Bride is the fourth story in the Wedding Heat series, but it was actually the FIRST story that came to mind when I conceptualized this series.

Because... okay, well... a lot of people have crushes on their cousins.

Right?

I definitely have one cousin I was a little sweet on at one point in life--not that I would ever have acted on it, and she's straight anyway, but fantasy is a huge driving factor in erotica.  I wouldn't surrender to temptation the way Vanessa and Maggie, but I sure as hell enjoyed writing about it!

The last thing I want to mention before sharing the blurb and an excerpt from PRETTY BRIDE is that, because this title falls into the "pseudo-incest" category (the girls are not blood relatives), it will not be available from ALL the usual vendors.  Most e-tailers don't allow this sort of content on their sites.  You can check out a preliminary list at the end of this post.

Pretty Bride
Wedding Heat, Book 4
by Giselle Renarde

Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Vanessa’s had a crush on her cousin Maggie since before she knew what love was. They were inseparable growing up—that is, until Vanessa came out as lesbian. That confession sparked a rift between the girls that stretched out more than ten years.

Two days before her wedding, Maggie meets up with Vanessa for the first time in years. Will Vanessa give in to her lust and try to seduce Maggie so close to the wedding? Or will Maggie give Vanessa no choice?


EXCERPT:

“I can’t.”

Vanessa spoke so softly she could barely hear her own voice.  Shaking her head, she let her gaze wander the length of Maggie’s naked flesh.  God, what a body!  Maggie’s thighs were like cream, two milky paths culminating in pinkness hidden beyond a trim strip of hair.

“I can’t, Mags, I just can’t.”

“Can’t what?” Maggie whined, reaching for the soap dish indented in the shower wall and pulling herself to standing. She opened the tiny bottle of shower gel and drizzled it across her breasts.  “You can’t wash me?  You can’t just wash me?”

The way Maggie said that word, wash, made it seem like not such a big deal.  Still, Vanessa fought with herself: should she let go and abandon her good sense, or obey moral law and fight her urges and Maggie’s advances?

Maggie didn’t give her much choice.  Grabbing Vanessa’s sopping shirtsleeves, the girl pulled her in for a kiss. She didn’t even see it coming.  Her mind was clouded, hazy, lost in the heady sensation of Maggie’s tongue whipping around her mouth.

Moaning, Maggie pressed her big breasts against Vanessa’s front.  They writhed together under the shower’s hot flow as the mango-scented body wash began to froth between them.  In the midst of their frenzy Vanessa felt the tiny bubbles working their way through her undershirt and popping against her nipples.  The sensation defied description.  All she wanted was more.

“You’re such a good kisser!” Maggie cried as Vanessa licked her wet neck.  “Oh god, that’s amazing!”

Vanessa hesitated for an instant, assuring herself that Maggie wasn’t really her cousin, and then ran her hands across the supple length of the girl’s waiting flesh, tracing the perimeter, exploring all the boundaries.  “I want to lick your pussy so bad, Mags.”

“Do it.”  Maggie’s voice was tight and high, like she was so desperate for this to happen she could barely speak.  “Do it now!” 


Wedding Heat: Pretty Cousin is available from...
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1143032?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=tH1rEAAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JWUY104?tag=dondes-20

Sunday, April 17, 2022

#Lesbians Lick Butt: Kinky Fetish #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Another weekend, another smutbook. This one's for all you lovely readers out there who crave a good lesbian butt-licking session.

Lesbians eating ass is the name of the game.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20Lesbians Lick Butt is the name of the book.

This delightful compilation contains three of your favourite lesbian ass-licking classics: Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, and Elementary, My Dear Kathryn.

The reason I keep putting out lesbian rimming shorts is simple: so many residents of the internet land on my blog after searching for lesbian anilingus stories. Give the people what they want, right?

You want women running their tongues over other girls' assholes? You got it!

Buy it as an ebook, or buy it in print.

The paperback contains a bunch of bonus material, so I highly recommend buying it if you're into paper books. (I am. I still don't read ebooks. I do all my reading on paper.)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
Remember last month when Lesbian Golden Showers came out? If you don't remember, I'll mention right now that Lesbian Golden Showers is 100% new material. Three watersports stories, all brand new, all written exclusively for that collection.

Anyway, Lesbian Golden Showers wasn't quite long enough to publish in print. Same goes for Lesbians Lick Butt. But put them together and you've got a book!

What I'm trying to say, here, is that the paperback version of Lesbians Lick Butt contains the entire Lesbian Golden Showers collection as well! Buy it for yourself. Share it with your friends. Or let it wither on the shelf, die on the vine, yellow and crumble with disuse. The choice is yours.

So. Links.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
Get the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1543215300

Get the ebook from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1142104?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XTYRFDQ?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=hAxqEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbians-lick-butt-giselle-renarde/1141357009
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/lesbians-lick-butt

Remember, only the paperback contains Lesbian Golden Showers as a bonus. The ebook version is pure butt-licking bliss.

If you're looking for butt-licking lesbians, you've come to the right place! Clarice has a problem only an Anal Angel can resolve. A vegan baker fulfils Marissa's smokiest fantasies. Melanie and her domme humiliate an old friend during a school reunion. These girls are ready to lick butt and take names. Are you ready to join them?

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Why Are There Boobs On My Gay Erotica?


I'm not exactly known for writing gay erotica.  Lesbian erotica? Yes. Bi and menage? Yes. Trans fiction?  Super-yes.

But gay erotica?  Umm... no, not really.

So readers might wonder if I'm a little confused when they see the cover of Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping, and then read the blurb and its classification as gay erotic romance.

To be clear, Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping IS gay erotic romance.  Why is there a woman on the cover?  Well, see... when, I conceived Wedding Heat I decided that every cover should have the same base image so it would be really easy for readers to identify books in the series.

Will I be kicking myself for that decision?  Will readers be kicking me?  (Do you want to kick me right now?)

Only time will tell.

While we're waiting, want to read the blurb and excerpt from Wedding Heat, Book 3: Skinny Dipping?


Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Joey’s a virgin.  That’s not the sort of thing he’d admit to most people, but when he meets Greg at his cousin Maggie’s luxury woodland wedding retreat, he finds himself freely admitting to this embarrassing quality.  Joey and Greg hit it off right away, teasing and taunting each other, but when Greg casually mentions that he’s gay, Joey isn’t sure how to react… not until a bunch of the guys strip naked for midnight skinny dipping in the man-made lake.  Something tells Joey he won’t be a virgin for long!


Excerpt:

“What about you?” Greg asked.  “You ever knocked a girl up?”

“Yeah right.”  They very idea made Joey laugh.  “Not even close.”

“Ahh, you’re a virgin,” Greg said, understandingly, not goading or teasing.

“Yeah.”  Joey would have lied to anybody else, but there was something about Greg, maybe just the fact that he was gay, that made it easy to be honest.  “Are you?”

“What do you think?”

Something touched Joey’s dick underwater, and he jumped, squealing like a little kid.  “Oh my god, what was that?”

“My hand, you dumb fuck.”  Greg shook his head, and Joey laughed, feeling like a total idiot.  “No wonder you’re still a virgin.”

This time when Greg found his cock underwater, Joey didn’t squeal or squirm.  He turned to face Greg, holding the guy’s shoulder to steady himself.  When Greg wrapped a fist around the base of his shaft, his thighs and ass muscles tensed.  His breath staggered now, rattling in his chest before bursting past his lips.

“I’m not really…”  Joey stopped himself, trying to figure out what he wanted to say.  “I mean, it’s not every day I’m attracted to someone.  I’m not like that.”

The way Greg nodded, it seemed like he understood better than Joey did.  God, it felt good the way Greg stroked his dick—firm, hard, forceful but not rough.  Rough would come later.  Joey always liked to work up to the ultimate sensation.

“I’ve got your cock,” Greg said.  “Don’t you want to touch mine?”
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There are lots of places you can buy Skinny Dipping RIGHT NOW, like:

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XR2C3DL?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1141936?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=NMFpEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/skinny-dipping-giselle-renarde/1141354595
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/skinny-dipping-16

Find more retailers with the Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/WeddingHeat3

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Spicy Confessions: 12 Steamy Sex Stories

Is this really true? Did that really happen?

There’s nothing more titillating than confessional erotica. That’s why award-winning author Giselle Renarde has put together three full anthologies of erotic letters! Her latest sizzling collection contains twelve of the kind of sex stories readers love. Are all these tales true? Some are. Some aren’t. Some are somewhere in between.

Can you tell the difference between a real-life erotic tale and a totally made-up one? It might be harder than you think. Sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction!

This anthology features BDSM and bi girls, Femdom and lesbians, a MILF who’s got the hots for her best friend’s son, a Santa with a taste for pussy, a cock cage, naked hiking, polyamory, and so much more!


Excerpt from "My American Cousin"

When the wedding band struck up an old do-wop song, Robbie asked me to dance. Well, it isn’t so much that he “asked.” More like he took my hand and pulled me close, swaying with me on the dance floor.

I could feel his heartbeat. I could also feel his erection throbbing against my belly. My pussy was throbbing, too, but I bet he couldn’t feel that. I bet he could only feel my soft breasts melting into his chest.

My whole body turned to liquid.

He bent to my ear and whispered, “I like the way you move.”

A shiver ran down my spine. His breath was warm. I felt it all the way inside me, travelling through my veins like fevered blood.

I moved with him, rubbing against his hard cock, hearing him moan under the music. I’d never been good at talking to guys I liked, but Robbie didn’t need me to chat. We’d only just met, but he could read my body like a book.

Now available in print and as an ebook and audiobook! 

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1140981?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=yxJoEAAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XBRSGXT?tag=dondes-20

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spicy-confessions-giselle-renarde/1122066036
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/spicy-confessions-12-steamy-sex-stories-1

Find More Retailers with the Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/SpicyConfessions

Friday, April 8, 2022

Who Loves #WeddingHeat?

I'm currently re-releasing the stories in my Wedding Heat series, and I came across this post I created in 2013 but never published. These little reviews by fellow authors blew me away at the time, and they're blowing me away all over again.

Here are some wonderful words from Oleander Plume:



And wonderful words from Annabeth Leong:

I'll never forget the raging arousal I felt after reading Giselle Renarde's Wedding Heat: Two in the Bush. Jaded me, who these days often finds descriptions of explicit sex repetitive, had to close my laptop and run to the bedroom to bring myself off as quickly as possible, noisily, desperately, as if I'd just discovered masturbation. There is art in that, pure art. Not every sex scene does that to me. There is art in finding and portraying the real heat of a moment.

http://annabethleong.blogspot.ca/2013/10/dirty-little-sex-positive-numbers.html?zx=28a728e3c3cb588



Two in the Bush
Wedding Heat, Book 2


Irene has been in love with her co-worker Brian for years, but she’s never worked up the courage to tell him. When Maggie, a friend from the office, invites them to her wedding weekend at a woodland resort, Irene convinces Brian to share a room. Just when Irene is gearing up to make her move, she stumbles upon Brian making out with a beautiful stranger, Denitsa.  Irene is crushed… until Denitsa finds a shocking way to bring the co-workers together! 

Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09X6H47HZ?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1140800?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-in-the-bush-giselle-renarde/1141333617
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/two-in-the-bush-9

Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/WeddingHeat2

Sunday, April 3, 2022

The Lesbian Diaries Volume 3: Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, Heaven's Diary


Now Available!
The Lesbian Diaries Volume 3
Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, Heaven's Diary
by Giselle Renarde


Treat yourself to a fine selection of sensual fiction! This collection includes three books from Giselle Renarde’s Lesbian Diaries series: Maggie's Diary, Poppy's Diary, and Heaven's Diary.

Maggie has just started her first year at university, but living at home is cramping her style. When she meets another student commuter, it's clear that Patience is looking for more than just a study buddy. When Patience brings her home to a nudist household, she can't control her desires. But what will Maggie do when her world of lust comes crashing down around her?

Poppy's a small-town girl and that's the way she likes it. When she proposes to her long-distance girlfriend, Kristen is hesitant to leave her lucrative job in the city. She likes their relationship the way it is. Can Poppy sell her girlfriend on the small-town experience, or is life about to send her more surprises than she can handle? There's drama around every corner in Poppy's Diary!

Will Heaven's dream house turn into a nightmare? From the moment Heaven, her girlfriend, and her best friend move in, strange things happen in the home. But why is Heaven the only one seeing ghosts and sensing a presence in her bed? Terra and Elle tell her she's hallucinating, but is that really true? Is Heaven imagining the haunting or is a succubus stealing her soul?

Lesbian fiction from award-winning queer Canadian author Giselle Renarde.

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1139842?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
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Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lesbian-diaries-volume-3-giselle-renarde/1141304812
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/the-lesbian-diaries-volume-3-maggie-s-diary-poppy-s-diary-heaven-s-diary

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Get the paperback from: https://www.amazon.com/Lesbian-Diaries-Maggies-Poppys-Heavens/dp/B09WQ17TM4/ref=dondes-20

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Wedding Heat Is HERE! (What is #WeddingHeat?)


This week, I republished the first story in my Wedding Heat series, so I'm sharing the blog post I wrote about it when it first came out ten years ago: 

What is Wedding Heat? Basically, I couldn't find anything good on TV and I thought, "Hmm... maybe there are OTHER people out there who can't find anything good on TV either... so maybe I'll write a series of short stories to fill the gap."

So that's what I did.

Wedding Heat is about more than just two people getting hitched.  My tagline for the series is: Forget the happy couple--it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!  The series centres around the wedding weekend for Maggie and Ed (at a luxury woodland retreat, no less!), but each story focuses on different guests. It was important to me to establish the series in that way, because I wanted Wedding Heat to be pansexual and incorporate a characters with varied gender identities as well as sexualities.

That said, the first story in the series (One in the Hand) is the epitome of vanilla.  Well, sort of.  Its focus is on Cora and Dan, who are the bride's aunt and uncle.  I'm tempted to call them an "older couple" except that... well, "older" is relative, right?  Anyway, they're in their 50's and there's some naughtiness involving their car.  (Look at that: they're, their, and there all in the same sentence. Sorry, that was a grammar geek intrusion. LOL)

Anyway, in this story we also meet Cora and Dan's twenty-something kids, who pop up in stories of their own.  Later in the series, son Joey might just might have his first sexual encounter while skinny dipping with some dudes, and Vanessa might just act on her crush on the bride.  Wait and see!

The stage is set. One in the Hand is now available, and you can buy it from lots of retailers. 

Buy Now from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WRV5FP6?tag=dondes-20
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1139676?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=bW9mEAAAQBAJ

Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-in-the-hand-giselle-renarde/1141307724
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/one-in-the-hand-3

Find more retailers through the Universal Book Link: http://books2read.com/WeddingHeat1

Sunday, March 27, 2022

Hotwife Prudence and the Neighborhood Gangbang


Hotwife Prudence and the Neighborhood Gangbang
by Giselle Renarde
Word Count: 9,200


There are some things John will never have. His wife Prudence is a golden-haired beauty, but she’s also downright prudish. And then one night John awakes to an empty bed. Where does he find Prudence? By the fire pit in the woods, surrounded by a group of local men who are geared up and ready to go. Maybe Prudence isn’t such a prude after all! 

Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1138724?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09W939283?tag=dondes-20
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/hotwife-prudence-and-the-neighborhood-gangbang-2

Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/u/mZZzLE

Enjoy an Excerpt:


The journey toward the fire pit, though it surely took less than five minutes on foot, felt eternal. More than that, John felt like he was beginning a descent into hell as he traversed the forest path. Those tree roots stuck out like bony trickster legs trying to trip him up. But he wouldn’t let it happen. He had a visual lock on those orange flames and he moved forward, slowly but surely, knowing he’d find his wife there.

How did he know? That, he didn’t know.

There was a bit of a clearing around the fire, but John stopped far enough back that he wouldn’t be seen by the looming shapes… figures… people… men. Christ, there were a lot of men sauntering, strutting, silently crowing. They were obviously gearing up for what they were about to do to the one woman among them.

Prudence.

There she was, his pretty wife Pru, laid out on the highest log, a bench of sorts, which was draped in a sheet of black velvet. Her naked skin was so white against the darkness it glowed almost blue, except where firelight painted her flesh orange. Where was her nightie? Where were her shoes? Her bare little feet fell over the sides of the log, and her pretty toes barely scraped the leafy soil at her sides. And her hands? Her hands were over her head, tied to some sort of O-ring at the top of the log. She was tied there, unable to flee the fate that awaited her.


Buy Now from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1138724?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09W939283?tag=dondes-20
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/hotwife-prudence-and-the-neighborhood-gangbang-2

Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/u/mZZzLE