Tuesday, September 30, 2014

You Say You Like Vampires?

Good. Because I've got all the vampires you could ever hope for!

I don't think I've announced this yet, but one of my (brand new, never-before-published) novels will soon appear in a vampire-themed box set called HUNGER. Hunger comes out on October 6th, but it's part of a series of THREE box sets, each of which will sell for only $0.99!

Yes, you read that right: $0.99 for EIGHT vampire books!

The first in the series is available already. I don't have a book in it, but don't let that keep you from grabbing a copy. I mean, it's only $0.99...

Thirst: An EIGHT Author Vampire Bundle of Edgy Vampires that THIRST for the one. Deliciously inhuman, paranormal sexiness!


Are you THIRSTING for the unusual? Try thousand-year-old vampires, Latin and French vamps, vampire Earls, sexy Native American vampires and even berserker vampires! This bundle will slake your THIRST for otherworldly, hot and sexy, unique vampire stories.

EIGHT creative and original stories that prove, one little seductive bite doesn't hurt.
Vampire Berserker by Carl East: A vampire that needs to feed on other vampires in order to survive.

The Vampire and the Rose by Yvonne Anthony: Rose's mother has often warned her to stay away from dark places--especially at night, but curious Rose will ignore the warnings, jumping headlong into danger with startling consequences.

Dark Velvet by Lisa Carlisle: Savannah is thrilled for her residency at an art colony where she meets the sculptor Antoine. She discovers his dark secret, putting her life in jeopardy.

Vampire Lords of Blacknall by Shirl Anders: Only a creature of the night can save her. Lady Beth never stays home in the evenings. She fears her evil stepbrother. Then a monster stalks her in the dark and she cannot tell beast from savior.

The Vixen Torn by J.E. and M. Keep: Anjasa has been through the worst parts of hell and come back from it wounded but stronger. A trained assassin and courtesan, she's seen the worst in others... and herself.

When Comes the Night by Anita Dobs: Trying to leave a troubled past far behind, Stacy escapes to England, but gets more than she bargained for when she meets Rafe Hawkins, the mysterious C.E.O at the renowned Sirius Advertising Agency.

Ash: Before Dawn by Skye Eagleday: Ash drank deeply of the blood of his enemies at Custer's Last Stand. Now the beautiful Native American Vampire hunts in the gay bars of Seattle, where he will face an ancient Vampire far more deadly than the troops at Little Big Horn. Will he and his new human lover be able to use his powers of seduction and warrior skills to survive until dawn?

Love Blind by Claudia D. Christian: 1978. Rio de Janeiro. Josephine made a desperate bargain with a vampire named Julio Alberto. Her life for another. Kept in a gilded cage, will she ever allow herself to truly love her charming captor?

Friday, September 26, 2014

I've Dropped My Pants! I Mean... PRICES...

It's been one of those useless days where you're living in your mind and accomplishing nothing in the real world. I stayed up late watching a tremendous film called BOY, which made me laugh so hard and then cry so hard and then I slept for 14 years and now it's now.

Why did I start this blog post?  Oh yeah--prices!  I've dropped the prices on a whole bunch of short ebooks on Amazon.  You can now get some awesome fiction for the low low price of $0.99!  For reals!

How many short stories are we talking about?  Like 80 or something. Or maybe 50. Or 75.  I lost count, but I know it's a lot.  So I'm not going to link to them all or it would take another 14 years and the rest of this post would just be a wall of links.

What should you be looking for if you're browsing for deals?  Generally speaking, ebooks with the following styles of covers are likely to be under a dollar:

Happy hunting!

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

A Tale of Fur and Flesh Now Available IN PRINT!

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived an author called Giselle Renarde. One day, Giselle decided to write an erotic novella based on a strange fairy tale called Allerleirauh. Allerleirauh is very hard to spell (and is probably spelled incorrectly in this post because Giselle is too lazy to look it up at the moment) so Giselle named her character Lally.

When Princess Lally's mother dies, her father locks himself away for ten years. He emerges as a very different man... whose mind is set on marrying his daughter.

What's a princess whose father wants to marry her to do? Lally flees to a forest filled with shapeshifters. By the way, she likes having sex with shifter dudes (but what princess doesn't?). Which is lucky because her mother's enchantment lasted well after her death. The forest creatures would do anything for their late queen, including giving up their pelts for Lally to cloak herself during those dark forest nights.

And then there's some romance stuff. Bibitty-bobitty-boo.

The book is called A Tale of Fur and Flesh. The ebook is published by eXcessica, and now you can get the paperback.

In a few days you should be able to find A Tale of Fur and Flesh at Amazon and Barnes and Noble. October's coming! Time for a shapeshifter fairy tale romance!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

What Do Lesbians Do In Bed? SINGLES

If you’re not ready to commit to the entire What Do Lesbians Do In Bed? anthology, no problem! Enjoy a quick taste of Sapphic sexiness with the SINGLES series!

The first in the SINGLES series, Apron Strings and Wedding Rings, is available at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NN6WPLK?ie=tag=dondes-20

In Apron Strings and Wedding Rings, Wendy wants everything to be perfect: the full June Cleaver get-up, ham and potatoes in the oven, everything ready to go for when her wife arrives home. But when Rae gets a load of Wendy dressed in an apron and heels, she laughs her butt off. This isn't something they've talked about, and though Rae goes along with her punishment by wooden spoon, she can't let the evening pass by without asking some difficult questions.

With bonus spanking story Saucy Cheeks!

Giselle Renarde’s erotic fiction has appeared in over 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Lesbian Romance, Best Women’s Erotica, Girl Fever, and the Lambda Award-winning collection Wild Girls, Wild Nights.

You can also order the next few in the series.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

#MySexySaturday Teach Me! Six Scandalous Sex Stories

This week's My Sexy Saturday theme is characters who can't keep their hands off each other. Perfect, because just yesterday a new box set came out that includes my work, and it's all about barely-legal students and their sexiest teachers--younger women and older men whose lust is totally taboo!

If you've read Like It's 1999, you know I have experience in this realm.

My story in Teach Me! Six Scandalous Sex Stories is called "A Mistress' Christmas" and it's about a university student who may or may not be in love with her professor. 

Here are 7 paragraphs:

I flicked the light switch and the room became very dark. Mid-winter, Canadian nights begin even before the day is out. I made my way over to straddle him in his chair.

“Close the blinds,” he pre-empted.

Did it matter, with the lights already off, if the blinds were closed or not?

But it was not for me to judge Winston’s desire for discretion. After all, I was not the married one. I closed the blinds and made my cautious return to him in pitch blackness.

Leaning into Winston’s hard body, I kissed the aromatic softness of his left cheek, lingering close. His stoicism made me wild with desire. I kissed his right cheek, breathing heavily against his flesh. He made no sound, no motion.

When I leaned in to kiss his lips, Winston caught my head in his hands. In a cavernous whisper, he told me, “You’ve left my office too many times with your lips raw and red. People will catch on.” It could easily have shattered my heart when he said, “I’m not going to kiss you today.”

But it didn’t. It was incredibly arousing, knowing that in a moment Winston would flip me around and press my front against volumes and papers on his solid desk. With none of the caring preliminaries, he would toss my skirt up over my ass and fuck me in absolute darkness.

Teach Me! is now available at the promotional introductory price of $0.99 at
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA
Amazon Canada: http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00NI1KBRA

Friday, September 12, 2014

Congratulations! It's A Store!

Many moons ago, I created a store--an A Store, to be precise.  And then I forgot about it.  The years flew by. I wrote some books. Then, earlier today, I rediscovered it.  It contained 7 items, give or take.  I revamped it.  I added categories, like novels I've written, sexy shorts, anthologies, box sets.  I filled it with my work. And now this baby bird's ready to fly.

What's A Store... or an A Store or an a-store or whatever I'm supposed to call this thing?  Well, in my case it's a bookshelf powered by Amazon. Some love it, some hate it, but as a writer a huge chunk of my income is derived from Amazon so I'm not going to let this post devolve into a bitchfest.

Ooh, that was close.  I almost bitchfested. But I stopped myself.  Because lots of people like to buy books from Amazon, and now you/they/anyone/everyone can buy my books right on this very website.

Do you see up above where it says "Want to Buy Stuff? Here's A Store"?  If you click there, you'll see my Giselle Renarde Erotica shopfront. It's cute. You should check it out.

Here's the link: http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/p/want-to-buy-stuff-heres-store.html

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Update: Bali Nights is now FREE at Amazon

I earlier reported that my Xcite novel Bali Nights is free at iTunes and Amazon UK for the month of September. Thanks to you wonderful people and your spectacular tell-us-about-a-lower-price reporting skills, Amazon has price-matched. Y'all must be craving a beach read, because it's currently #20 in free lesbian erotica and I haven't even announced it yet.  If you haven't snagged yourself a copy, let's get me to #1!

Click here to get Bali Nights FREE at Amazon!

Erotic romance by Giselle Renarde explores lust and sexual fantasies on the sandy shores of Bali...

Do Beach Boys really exist? They’re said to be hot young surfers who sell their bodies on the sandy shores of Bali—and not to other men, oh no. Beach Boys specialize in seducing women.

According to Kimmy, Beach Boys are not only real, but they’re Bali’s top tourist attraction. And she should know, considering she hired one last time she vacationed there. How she convinced co-worker Shandra to fly halfway around the world just to pay a guy for sex, Shandra will never know… until their first day in Bali, when she falls for Man: tall, dark, handsome, and on the make.

There’s something different about Man—he’s nothing like the guys back home. Shandra can tell him things she’s never shared with anyone, shed her inhibitions, and abandon herself to the best sex of her life. Now she understands why Kimmy was so anxious to return to her Beach Boy, Budi.

With Man’s encouragement, Shandra surrenders to a lust for men (and women) she’s long denied. But there’s more to a Beach Boy than meets the eye. Are Budi and Man really as trustworthy as Shandra and Kimmy think, or will their secrets shatter the girls forever?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Good News, Everyone! Bali Nights is FREE until the end of September!

Just found out from my publisher that my novel Bali Nights has been chosen for a free iTunes promotion ending September 30th and Amazon UK has price-matched! That means you can get my erotic bisexual rubenesque travel romance novel for the low, low price of nothing! Do it now or, so help me, I will hunt you down...

Oops, I mean I won't do anything. It's entirely your decision.

But it's free and it's an entire novel (at 52,000 words, Bali Nights is one of the longest books I've ever written!). I noticed it wasn't price-matched at Amazon.com, but you can help change that by scrolling down to where it says "tell us about a lower price" and plugging in the iTunes link below. Hopefully we'll get it going for free on Amazon soon.

Here are the linkages:
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/book/bali-nights/id854343865?l=en&mt=11
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JG89N46
And here's the Amazon one too, though it's not free yet.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Books In My Box + Hairy Armpits + Blasphemy

Maybe that should read "books in my slot" since I have a mail slot and not a mailbox, but it sounds dirty either way, so I'm happy.

Not much to say. Just showing off my beautiful contributor's copies of two new erotic anthologies which are apparently both FOR WOMEN according to their subtitles. (Sorry everybody else. Not for you.)

If you're Hungry for More and you Can't Get Enough, look for my work in these two collections next time you're buying books.

Also, as an outward expression of my increasingly undeniable genderqueerness, here's some armpit hair:
Ooh... I like the one on the right!
Finally, as a side note, I found another Hungry for More at Amazon... Hungry for More OF JESUS. Mmm... tastes like the Son of Man!

Monday, September 1, 2014

August's Top Print Sellers

Every month I like to tell readers what's selling in print. I don't know why. I just do.

In August, the top-selling Giselle Renarde Erotica book was:

Giselle's Big Box of BDSM
Black and White on Cream paper
186 pages  

ISBN-13: 978-1500796198
ISBN-10: 1500796190
BISAC: Fiction / Erotica

Fifteen erotic tales of discipline, domination, spanking, submission, Alphas, Femdom, bondage and more by award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Giselle’s erotic fiction has appeared in more than 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Bondage Erotica, Under Her Thumb, Serving Him and The Big Book of Bondage. In this new book, you can snap up every story in Giselle’s Best BDSM Erotica series!  

Honourable mention goes out to:

Black & White on White paper
242 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1495460258
ISBN-10: 1495460258
BISAC: Fiction / Erotica

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters!

In this anthology by kinky queer author Giselle Renarde, a lesbian couple shares their anal fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornados and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets a good tongue-lashing. A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who hops into bed with her lover and his ex-boyfriend, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels. Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.

Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!