Monday, December 29, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Christmas with Mesa

Christmas with Mesa
by Cheyenne Meadows

Fed up with being the pawn in her parents' continual bickering match, Kendall decides to avoid all the fuss and take a well-deserved vacation over Christmas with her rescued German shepherd dog, Mesa. Finding a pet friendly resort, she heads off for some much needed rest and relaxation only to bump into an old college boyfriend.

Jason and Kendall parted ways four years earlier when he graduated a semester early and left for graduate school, eventually losing touch with one another. Long ago buried feelings re-emerge as they get to know one another once more.

Can they re-kindle lost love and find a way to stay together or will history repeat itself?

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Christmas Magic

Christmas Magic
by Pelaam

Mitchell is unhappy with his relationship with John and his life in general. Then he meets his store's latest Christmas elf, who is not exactly what he seems. Linwood fights to protect Mitchell but their differences may make forever impossible.

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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Owned for Christmas

Owned for Christmas
by Willa Edwards

Kate Baker is nervous about meeting her boyfriend Daniel’s family. When she walks into the family home to find Grant, her former Dom, spending the holidays with them too, her world turns upside down. How can she spend Christmas with the man who shattered her heart and broke her trust in the whole BDSM scene?

Although she had no idea that Grant and Daniel were brothers, Grant revives all those needs that Daniel can’t fulfill. But she won’t give up the man who helped mend her broken heart after Grant shattered it—even if she has to bury the submissive part of herself to do it.

A year ago, Grant Farrell left the woman he loved—and the best sub he’s ever controlled—to tend the family ranch after his father’s death. It almost tore his heart out to leave Kate but he had no other choice. But he doesn’t realize how much it hurt them both until she shows up at his family’s home on his brother’s arm.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Red Dress

Red Dress
by Erzabet Bishop

Being naughty never felt so nice...

Cecily's husband Neil has kept her waiting one too many times. After another lonely night of movie watching, she decides to take her pleasure into her own hands. Tangled up tinsel, a smoking hot red dress, and a holiday wish come true are in store for Cecily when Neil comes home from work and catches her being a very naughty girl.

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Saturday, December 27, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: A Satyr for Midwinter

A Satyr for Midwinter
by Teresa Noelle Roberts

Laeca, Lady of Thermanae, missed out on the incredible good looks that bless the rest of her family--not to mention the talent for healing and sex-magic.

What she has is determination, pride, honor, and an unwavering dedication to the land and people of Thermanae. All its people, both human and satyr. She can't remember the last time she let herself have fun. Sex is something that happens on the erotically charged Soranian holy days--if she actually has time to attend the festivals.

When a sick satyr collapses at her feet on Midwinter's Day, Laeca realizes she'll be passing on the yet another festival in order to nurse him, hoping common sense and herb tea will make up for lack of healing magic. But when she realizes Kallios is at death's door because he wants to follow his murdered beloved, she makes a vow on her family honor to save him. By any means necessary. Including by restoring his will to live by reminding him how much fun sex is.

In the Soranian Empire, though, vows made on holy days have unexpected consequences. Or maybe Kallios' dead lover's ghost understands what the living need better than they do. Before the Longest Night is done, Laeca will find her magic and risk her life. Kallios will learn his dead lover isn't necessarily gone. And all of them, including the dead man, will be changed by the powers of love, magic and the Longest Night.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: The Magic of Christmas

The Magic of Christmas
by Pelaam

On a friends' getaway in a winter wonderland, Jared and Casey discover real Christmas magic.

Jared joins his four best friends on an early Christmas holiday in a beautiful winter wonderland. He's been in love with the talented and extroverted Casey for years, but lacked the courage to say anything.

Casey loves Jared, but despite his gregarious exterior, inside lurks someone shy and insecure and so he's never spoken up.

Both men are about to experience real Christmas magic.

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Friday, December 26, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Elemental Desires

Elemental Desires
by Various (ed Derendrea)

Delve into thirteen refreshing, delectable, erotic tales, all with an ""element"" theme: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Features m/f and m/m erotica.

50% of royalties will be donated to the Trevor Project, Diversity Role Models in the UK, Rainbow Youth in New Zealand, and Youth Line in Canada.

CONTENT WARNING: Contains descriptions of explicit sexual acts. Suitable only for mature readers.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Mother of the Keif (Keif's Den & Pack #1.5)

Mother of the Keif (Keif's Den & Pack #1.5)
by Brenna Lyons

More than seven years have passed. Keif is an adolescent wolf, and the twin boys are a handful of trouble. It's Christmas in Jen and Adrien's cabin, and though wolves don't usually celebrate the human holiday, the entire den has embraced the alpha female's traditions. But all is not calm in the den. Can Keif ease tensions with a special surprise?

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Thursday, December 25, 2014

Bad-Bad-Naughty-Bad Santa: A True Lesbian Sex Story

This Christmas, I've written you a story. I almost hesitate to call it a story, because it's really just stuff that happened. Naughty stuff that happened when I visited my girlfriend at work:
Two sexy women in lingerie on white throne — Stock Photo
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Bad-Bad-Naughty-Bad Santa: A True Lesbian Sex Story
by Giselle Renarde

She was fully dressed in the time it took me to wrestle a red thong up my thighs. My knees weren’t happy—they’d spent too much time being ground into the industrial carpet which, after a while, starts to feel like the scrubby side of a dish sponge. They’re probably made of the same plastic, industrial carpet and dish sponges.

I don’t usually wear thongs, but this one is special because she gave it to me. It’s red. And black. It’s red and black leopard print, to be exact, with red lace at the sides. It’s an odd combination—floral lace and leopard print—but I don’t love it for its looks.

I love it because it’s part of a set, the rest of which doesn’t belong to me. She bought herself the bra and the bikini panties. She’s got more body to keep in place—that’s how she sees it. So this “set,” such as it is, consists of a 38D bra, XL bikini panties, and an extra-small thong. That’s us: Santa and her little elf.

Actually, there’s one more element which, at this time of year, probably explains why I wore the thong to meet her: each piece in the set has at its centre a little red ribbon with a gold-toned ornament. It reminds me of something you’d see on a Christmas tree.

Have I told you how much my girlfriend loves Christmas? I can’t even deal with her house in December. It’s like a jungle of ornaments. It makes me claustrophobic. You’re constantly stepping over trees and figurines and nativities and angels. Lord Almighty, the cherub-cheeked life-sized dolls! Try fucking your girlfriend with a carolers watching. I dare you.
It’s too much.

Which is why I keep showing up at her place of employment, pretending I’m only there to help with whichever unpaid project she’s taken on this week. It’s always something. She’s oddly generous with her time, for someone who has so little to give.

And I weasel my way in by lending a hand… lending two hands… and a mouth…

Case in point: yesterday, the day of the leopard print underwear, we’d probably had six orgasms between us by the time I struggled back into my thong. Everyone else had gone home. Still, it’s risky to fuck at work. Anybody could walk in at any moment. I tell myself I’m not excited by such things, but if that were the case I’d probably just beg her to come home with me, or follow her back to the Christmas Village she calls a house.

Risk ups the ante. It’s not that I want to get caught, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to either, but that possibility doesn’t exist in any other space we access… aside from outdoors. She entertains fantasies of sex in the wilderness, but it reminds me too much of fucking my Grade Twelve English teacher in the car. Been there, done that.
Back to this thong. Back to this red and black leopard print thong with the red lace sides and the red ribbon with the little gold ornament. That’s all I had on when she pulled me into her lap.

“Do you want more?” she asked, which surprised me since we’d had MORE twice already.

As it happens, there’s a huge mirror right beside the chair she was sitting in, so when I fell into her lap I could see our reflection. And because she’s big and I’m small, and because I’d fallen into her lap with one arm around her shoulder, the scene shining back at me was a picture postcard of a bad, bad girl and a naughty, bad Santa.

And, for the first time in my life, I got the kink.

So I asked, “Can you see me when I’m sleeping? Do you know when I’m awake?”

She laughed, but she didn’t answer before walking her fingers under the tight elastic waist of the thong she’d bought me.

I whispered in her ear, “Have I been a good little girl, Santa?”

Her breath hitched when I asked that question. I think she’d been fighting the scene, but that hooked her. She said, “You’ve been a very good girl all year long.”

“Aren’t you gonna ask me what I want for Christmas, Santa?”

“I don’t care what you want for Christmas,” she whispered, with her mouth pressed right up against my ear. “You’ll take what I give you.”
Her fingers parted my slick lips. She put them inside me. Why did they feel so huge every time? Why did I never get used to them? You’d think, after more than six years, sex would seem mundane… but it never does. It’s always fresh, even when we’ve done the same thing a million times.

“God, you’re wet,” she said, like my arousal caused her actual physical pain. “I just can’t get enough.”

“Are you sure you should be touching me like this, Santa?” Now that we’d entered the scene, I wouldn’t let up. “I think you’re a bad Santa. I think you’re a bad, bad, naughty, bad Santa.”

“You love it,” she said as she traced my admittedly excessive juices across my clit. “And I love your pussy.”

“Why, Santa?”

She bit my earlobe, tugged on it, before saying, “I love your pussy because it’s such a tight little pussy, such a wet little pussy, such a sweet little pussy. Your pussy always wants more. It’s always ready for more.”

The way she held me in that moment was less like a child on Santa’s knee and more the way a little girl wrangles a writhing kitten. Not that I was trying to escape her clutches. Only, I was so overstimulated my body fought against itself. I wrapped both arms around her shoulders as she madly scoured my clit. I was a pulpy, raw mess down there. Every nerve ending exploded like the fireworks we watched over Niagara Falls two Christmases ago.

“Bad Santa,” I whispered, as we listened to voices in the hall. They couldn’t get in without a key. Still… if they had a key, they could get it.
My nipples hardened as we waited for the people to pass. When we couldn’t hear their voices any longer, Sweet twisted my tits with one hand, rubbing my pussy with the other. She held her kitten tight to her chest. My body was hers to play with. Always.

“You think you’re naughty?” she asked me. “I think you’re nice.”

“No,” I assured her, opening my legs a little wider to prove my point. “No, I’m Naughty, Santa. I’m a naughty bad girl.”

Whose naughty bad girl?”

Your naughty bad girl!”

My fingers dug into her skin while my toes walked the plank. I couldn’t escape the wild overstimulation, not because she’d trapped me in her lap, but because I was clinging to her shoulders all the while. Even when I couldn’t take any more, when my thighs snapped shut around her hand, I hugged her tightly around the neck. I remained in her lap.

“Had enough?” she asked, though she hadn’t stopped tickling my clit.

That’s an impossible question. I can never answer it.

But she pulled her hand from the thong she’d bought me and kissed me while I rested in her lap and her kisses were like candy, so good.

And when we were done, I looked at us in the mirror—this nearly-naked elf in the lap of a fully-clothed full-figured feline—and I couldn’t resist saying, “Thank you, Santa.”


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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Almost Home

Almost Home
by Lisabet Sarai

Home is a state of heart.

Suzanne and Gino have history going back to high school, but for years Suzanne has been three thousand miles away, preoccupied with her challenging career.

A mistletoe kiss at a holiday party reminds her of their old bond and proves that some things get better with age. When Gino rescues her from a New England blizzard, though, she discovers that she's not the only love in his life. Gino shares his bed and his colonial-era farm house with taciturn painter Harris Steele.

Snowed in, without electricity or running water, the three explore the many shapes a triangle can assume. Although she's far away from her everyday existence, Suzanne realizes that she's almost home.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Naughty List

Naughty List
by Willa Edwards

Eric has been in love with Callie since the day they met, one month after someone else put a ring on her finger. Since her engagement ended Eric has been biding his time, waiting for her to be ready. Until he finds a naughty list of Christmas wishes hidden between her couch cushions with his name on the top.

He’s willing to do anything to make Callie happy, including take on the role of dominant Santa Claus and spank her to a blow-your-stockings-off orgasm. But is she ready for everything he wants? Does she want his love?

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Sexy in Your Stocking: Twelve Erotic Tales for the Holidays

Sexy in Your Stocking: Twelve Erotic Tales for the Holidays
by Sophie Mouette, Andrea Dale, and Teresa Noelle Roberts

From the naughty minds of three of today’s top erotica authors—Andrea Dale, Sophie Mouette, and Teresa Noelle Roberts—comes a collection filled with winter holiday delights! So curl up in front of a roaring fire, sip some eggnog, and tell Santa that on Christmas morning, you want to find something…Sexy in Your Stocking!

• The Queen of Christmas
• Frozen
• On the Twelfth Day
• Let It Snow
• Santa Claus is Comin’
• Mrs. Claus and the Naughty Elf
• Christmas Blizzard
• Happy Krampusnacht
• Running Away From Christmas
• A Bird in the Hand
• Bringing Back the Light
• Hidden Treasure

Called a “legendary erotica heavy-hitter” (by the über-legendary Violet Blue), ANDREA DALE writes sizzling erotica with a generous dash of romance. Her work—which has been called “poignantly erotic,” “heartbreaking,” and “exceptional”—has appeared in 20 year’s best volumes as well as about 100 other anthologies from Soul’s Road Press, Harlequin Spice, and Cleis Press. She finds passion in rock music, clever words, piercing blue eyes, the wind in her hair, and the scent of the ocean. Visit for more information.

TERESA NOELLE ROBERTS writes sexy, magical tales for lusty romantics of all persuasions. Her work appears in Best Bondage Erotica 2011, 2012, and 2013; Carnal Machines; Best Erotic Romance 2013; and other provocatively titled anthologies. Look for contemporary BDSM romances and the paranormal Duals and Donovans series from Samhain. She loves Yule, Christmas, and any other excuse to celebrate in the dark of a New England winter. Visit for more information.

Author of the 4-star (Romantic Times) novel Cat Scratch Fever and many short stories, SOPHIE MOUETTE is the brainchild of two widely published authors of erotica, romance, and speculative fiction. The two halves of Sophie—Dayle A. Dermatis (aka Andrea Dale) and Teresa Noelle Roberts—met more than two decades ago at a writers’ conference. Talking nonstop, they closed down the hotel bar and went somewhere else to keep on talking. Although they've always lived on opposite sides of the country (and for a few years, on opposite sides of the Atlantic), they've remained very close friends, and it was only natural that they should start writing together as well. Visit for more information.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: The Blood of Angels: Divine Vampires

The Blood of Angels: Divine Vampires
by Selena Kitt

Sam has an unusual interest in humans, and considering she's a fairy of fate whose profession it is to determine their futures, it's no wonder! But it isn't just karma she's curious about. Sam has what her fairy-pal, Alex, thinks is an inordinate and rather wanton interest in certain biological aspects of human behavior--most notably, s-e-x!

When Sam's job leads her into the path of a handsome man who rocks her world, Sam's interest becomes obsession. Alex reminds her fairies get one Christmas wish. Will Sam consider using hers to become human just to experience one night of bliss?

But things aren't always what they seem. Zeph says he isn't like most... humans... and when Sam discovers who, and what, he really is, she's forced to make a choice that will transform her existence. Forever.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Holiday Cruise

Holiday Cruise
by Erzabet Bishop

Erin’s friends drag her on a weekend holiday cruise to distract her from a breakup, and various erotic encounters await her onboard.

SilkWords LLC is the go-to source for interactive women’s fiction, offering high quality romance and erotica that allows individual readers to choose how stories proceed. Two formats are available: branched fiction (""pick your path"") and linear stories that are produced with reader participation. Holiday Cruise is a branched fiction.

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: A Gay Holiday

A Gay Holiday
by G.R. Richards

Just in time for the holidays, grab this great new anthology of six gay Christmas and New Year’s romance shorts by G.R. Richards!

Folksy storyteller Patrick O'Hara is facing another Christmas alone until his favorite cam guy shows up at his lonely hotel room.

Brett's got the world's noisiest neighbors. When he escapes to the stairwell in search of silence, the last thing he expects to find is... Santa?

When Devon invites his fellow student Shiv to spend Christmas at his family’s farm, will they realize there's more to a relationship than sex?

Randy’s mom has been so supportive of his transition from female to male he decides to sell some vintage toys to buy her a great gift. What happens when antiques dealer Max discovers his best-kept secret?

Max is too emotionally attached to a lot of his “junk” to sell it, and Randy's starting to think material possessions mean more than he does. Can Max convince him otherwise in time for Christmas?

When Turner shows up on his former teacher’s doorstep on New Year’s Eve, will Mr. Fairfield be waiting for him… or does Neville have a New Year’s date of his own?

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Monday, December 22, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Nutcracker Sweet

Nutcracker Sweet
by Jennifer Mueller

Sometimes the Nutcracker really is a Prince in disguise! Tara Barbour hasn't had the easiest time since her husband died, but all that's about to change when a secret admirer starts signing, the Nutcracker.

The only real question is will she wake up come morning and find it all a dream, just like Clara did?

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: A Touch of the Heart

A Touch of the Heart
by Pelaam

Christmas—a time for Santa, elves, and angels. But they don't exist. Or do they? Alex is about to find out.

Alex loves making Christmas special for the customers who visit his shop, despite his own sadness and loneliness. He employs Michael as his store Santa, and when a young would-be shoplifter, Jackson, is caught, he's persuaded by Michael to give him a chance. To Alex's surprise, he's attracted to Jackson, but he really has no idea how to deal with it.

Will Alex get a touch of the heart from an angel to help him find the love he deserves?

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Sunday, December 21, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Home for Christmas

Home for Christmas
by Emme Rollins

Alone and on the run, Ginny is desperate to stay one step ahead of danger while still trying to protect her sister and her sister's boys.

Forced from her home and holding the key to a horrible secret, Ginny is haunted by her memories and pursued by a man who will stop at nothing to regain his control over her.

The appearance of a mysterious man in her time of greatest need forces Ginny to decide whether she will take the chance to trust this handsome stranger.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Sylvie and the Christmas Ghost

Sylvie and the Christmas Ghost
by Foxglove Lee

Every family has its ghosts...

It's December 1994 and Sylvie's spending Christmas in a small Canadian town where her father is renovating the creepy old house he grew up in. The mansion is haunted, according to local lore. Townsfolk are prepared to camp out on the front lawn until they see something spooky.

When an unusual girl named Celeste convinces Sylvie she can communicate with spirits, will they unearth ghosts from the family's past... or is something far more sinister going on?

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Saturday, December 20, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Electra's Multicolored Christmas

Electra's Multicolored Christmas
by Imari Jade

International hip-hop artist Ava “Electra” Jones travels to Tokyo, Japan to perform at the birthday party of the emperor and to spend Christmas with her longtime lover Hiroki Nijo who she’s been dating for the last fourteen years. But instead of getting the beautiful white Christmas the southern belle always dreamed of, Ava discovers that Hiroki hasn’t told his family about their relationship and he has no intentions of doing so.

Though Hiroki loves Ava he doesn’t want to subject her to his mother and aunt, the empress who tries to run his and his eighteen year old cousin’s Koyoshi’s lives. And to make matters worse, Koyoshi has taken a fancy to Ava and plans to make a move on her at his father’s party. Can Kioshi keep Ava away from the future emperor of Japan without blowing his secret or his cool?

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: What Child is This?

What Child is This?
by Shawn Bailey

Paris Cullier arrives at the Ames Peach Farm to begin a job as housekeeper. His new boss Wyatt Ames is tall, handsome and just the sweetest guy Paris has ever met. Wyatt's parents has recently died in an accident and left the farm for Wyatt to manage. But it isn't until he meets Wyatt's two-year-old motherless son, Jeff, that Paris realizes he has been sent to the farm for a reason…to help Wyatt make a proper home for his son and to keep the lady from the child protection office off his butt. Paris has always wanted a family, and for once in his life, this year he prayed his Christmas wish would come true.

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: All I Want for Christmas is You

All I Want for Christmas is You
by Brenna Lyons

Two years after losing her fiancé Zach in a car accident, Robin is moving on. She's set her priorities, and one of them is following through with a life plan she and Zach made together...having a baby. It would be best if said child shared some of Zach's genes.

Enter David, Zach's older brother. He's Robin's best friend, her confidant, the one person who won't think she's crazy to do this...she hopes. Since there's no chance the ladies' man will fall for her, she hopes sex with him will stop the dreams where David takes Zach's place.

It's the invitation he's been waiting for, three years of watching Robin with his little brother, then watching her grieve Zach. If only she wanted David for himself and not a convenient sperm donor to conceive his brother's child. Then again, in such close quarters, maybe he'll be able to convince her to something more permanent...if his parents don't catch wind of the whole thing first.

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Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Slush: A Holiday Romance

Slush: A Holiday Romance
by Lisabet Sarai

Hot shot Boston lawyer Ian Pierce has everything but peace of mind. Christmas Eve finds him alone, wading through the slush to his BMW so he can drive back to his lonely luxury apartment. Then everything goes black. He awakens with an aching skull to find himself in a freezing, boarded-up garage occupied by a street kid. At first he blames the dodgy-looking youth for his troubles, but before long he realizes the raggedy girl who rescued him from the gutter may well be a Christmas angel in disguise.

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

Twelve Days of Holiday Books: Then, One Frozen Christmas Eve

Every December I feature holiday books here at Donuts and Desires. For the next twelve days (or fourteen, or however long this magical celebration decides to go on) you'll find out about great holiday-themed books from some of your favourite authors. Enjoy!

Then, One Frozen Christmas Eve
by Spencer Dryden

On a snowy, frigid Christmas Eve in Minnesota, a heating technician makes an emergency call to a townhome without heat. Don is unable to repair the unit and tells Becky, the occupant, she must vacate the premises and stay in a hotel for her own safety. Becky breaks down and tells Don she has no money and no place to go. She has no friends or family locally and has maxed out her credit cards relocating from San Diego. Don invites her to stay with him until the furnace can be replaced.

Don is smitten by her good looks and warm, inviting manner. He begins to fantasize about a romantic connection, but is restrained by a crippling fear of his sexual inadequacy. Safe at his apartment, Becky turns up the heat on the shy divorcee. Can she melt his fears of intimacy and give him an unforgettable Christmas?

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

#MySexySaturday Three Fan Faves and a Newbie for #99cents!

Earlier this week I told you about my new holiday mini-anthology, Have Yourself A Sexy Lesbian Christmas. It contains three spicy stories fans have expressed BIG LOVE for over the years. It also contains a new story I wrote just for this collection.

The new one's called Love It or Love It. I came up with the idea while staring out the window (a HUGE part of being a writer) and noticed two cars had collided on my street. The vehicles weren't too messed up and nobody appeared to be hurt. The drivers were exchanging insurance information or whatever people do in that situation (I don't drive, I don't know) and I couldn't help thinking... wouldn't it be nice if they fell in love?

Aww... a meet-cute is born!

This week, in celebration of My Sexy Saturday, I'd like to share the first 7 paragraphs from my new story, Love It or Love It:

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“Ugh. Nothing. I don’t know.” Lili flopped on the couch, sending clouds of cat hair into the air. Snuggie jumped on top of her and started kneading her belly. Petting his ginger neck, she asked, “Do we really need to celebrate Christmas every year? I’m just about done with holidays. What a waste of time.”

I took two steps away to show her I was literally taken aback. “You’re kidding, right?”

“And money,” she added. “Christmastime is such a drain. I don’t see what you get out of it, Nor.”

“You mean beyond the fact that if it wasn’t for the mad, frantic Christmastime mentality we’d never have met?”

A smile broke slowly across Lili’s lips. “True.”

She didn’t say anything as Snuggie made her belly his own personal cat bed. When she closed her eyes I knew she was remembering the day we met, remembering the way we met. So I turned up the Christmas music on the radio and I lifted her shoes from her feet and sat at the end of the couch to rub her ice-cold toes.

Have Yourself a Sexy Lesbian Christmas is on sale at the low introductory price of $0.99. Under a buck for 4 sexy stories! What a deal!

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Have Yourself a Sexy Lesbian Christmas! #99cents #ebook

Looking to stuff a certain someone's stocking? Need a suggestive gift for the lover of lesbian fiction in your life? Well, here it is! This mini-anthology of holiday love stories is available in print at the supremely reasonable price of $7.75:

Is your holiday lacking lesbian cheer? Have you been craving seasonal sensuality since your neighbours erected a ten-foot inflatable Santa? Then this is the mini-anthology for you!

What’s inside? Three fan favourites plus a brand new meet-cute holiday hotmance Giselle wrote exclusively for this lovely little collection. No more digging around under the tree, hoping to unwrap the woman of your dreams. She’s right here, in Have Yourself a Sexy Lesbian Christmas!

Contains: Sugar Bush, Full to Bursting, Traditional Inuit Throat-Singing and NEW BONUS STORY Love It or Love It!

Giselle Renarde’s erotic fiction has appeared in well over 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Lesbian Romance, Best Women’s Erotica, Girl Fever, and the Lambda Award-winning collection Wild Girls, Wild Nights.

The ebook's out there too and it's only $0.99 this week! Snap it up fast:

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Friday, December 5, 2014

It's Time for Some Holiday Book Promotions! (This Means YOU)

Hey, fellow authors!

I'm really into Christmas this year. Not sure why. You're talking to the Grinch who hasn't put up a tree in 4 years.

I don't know about you, but at Christmastime I'm happy to consume content I wouldn't normally go for. I'm talking the sappiest, schmaltziest, silliest movies. Have you written a holiday book that falls into this category? Okay, it doesn't have to be bad. I'm willing to promote GOOD books, too, if you're going to twist my arm about it. I want to promote any book you've written with a holiday theme--well, as many as I can manage. I'll do my best, but I'm a team of one over here.

If you want me to feature your holiday book here at Donuts and Desires (or, hell, it could be someone else's book if you just really liked it), fill out the form below. I think it's pretty straightforward, except maybe where it asks for a cover image URL. To get this, right-click on your book cover on a site like All Romance or Smashwords and select "Copy Image Location." Then past that URL into the thingy. Clear? Okay. Good. Go:

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

It's a Threeway...

...tie.  It's a threeway tie.

Sorry. Got you all excited, didn't I?

Time for our monthly report on Giselle Renarde Erotica paperback sales. In November, we had a threeway tie. I might have mentioned that. Here are the three books that had a stellar month:

5.25" x 8" (13.335 x 20.32 cm)
Black and White on White paper
138 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1494269753
ISBN-10: 1494269759
BISAC: Fiction / Lesbian

Summer is certain her landlady’s as prim as they come until ‘Nanny Victoria’ invites her into the master suite for a warm bedtime snack. The unlikely pair begins a journey of fetish exploration together, but when Summer brings a friend into this world of kink, will Nanny punish the girls or welcome another charge?

This title contains graphic descriptions of lesbian sex, age play, spankings, discipline, domination, and other fetish activities that may be considered objectionable to some readers.

A Tale of Fur and Flesh
5.25" x 8" (13.335 x 20.32 cm)
Black and White on Cream paper
142 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1502453228
ISBN-10: 1502453223
BISAC: Fiction / Romance / Paranormal

Princess Lally was a happy child until her mother’s untimely death. When her devastated and distraught father locked himself away, she was left to grow into adulthood without parental guidance.

When the king emerges after ten years of solitude, he is no longer the man Lally remembers from the halcyon days of her youth. Lally’s joy at her father's return quickly turns to rage, and she takes refuge in the darker realms of her personality, surrounded by a forest full of shape-shifting creatures.

Disguised as a peasant girl under layers of furs, she seeks shelter and protection in the land of the good King Aelwyn. Will Lally remain in the dark world forever, or will she find relief from her suffering in the one man who treats her with kindness?

Giselle's Big Box of BDSM: Large Print Edition
15 Erotic Stories
5.25" x 8" (13.335 x 20.32 cm)
Black and White on White paper
372 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1500829209
ISBN-10: 150082920X
BISAC: Fiction / Erotica

Fifteen erotic tales of discipline, domination, spanking, submission, Alphas, Femdom, bondage and more by award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Giselle’s erotic fiction has appeared in more than 100 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Bondage Erotica, Under Her Thumb, Serving Him and The Big Book of Bondage. In this new box set, you can snap up every story in Giselle’s Best BDSM Erotica series (and then some) at a value price!

Join us again next month for the fun and exciting monthly paperback sales report!

Monday, December 1, 2014

Cougar's Eve: it's oh-so-printy!

It's December 1st. Feeling stressed yet?  Well, don't. Kick back and prepare yourself for New Year's (it's only a month away!) with my new book, COUGAR'S EVE.

Okay, okay--Cougar's Eve doesn't officially release until Friday, but you can buy the PRINT version and the LARGE PRINT version right now!

Trish has big plans for New Year's Eve: a giant bowl of popcorn, a nice warm blanket on the couch, and binge-watching TV all night long. With any luck, she'll be fast asleep when the clock strikes twelve.

Not if her vivacious friend from the gym gets a say! Lori has salacious plans, and she's persuaded Trish to join the party-even if it takes a touch of trickery to get Trish out of the house.

Trish isn't exactly overjoyed when Lori drags her to the Cougar's Eve New Year's party at a swanky resort hotel. Trish is definitely NOT a cougar. In fact, she hasn't been to bed with anyone since her husband split, and that was years ago.

When the hotel's gorgeous young receptionist teaches Trish a few tricks, she can't help wondering if Lori's had the right idea all along. One night living the cougar life couldn't ruin her forever... could it?

An erotic novella from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

The ebook will be available later in the week from Excessica Publishing. For now, you can buy the PAPERBACK.

LARGE PRINT EDITION (18 point, Arial font) is available.

And relax--it's only December 1st.

Plenty of shopping days left before... you know... THAT day.

Hey, maybe someone you know would like a copy of Cougar's Eve!

Saturday, November 29, 2014

#99cents #MySexySaturday A New TABOO Box Set!

Another weekend, another steal of a deal!

Last weekend I told you about my new novel Seven Kisses.  This weekend it's a box set of taboo erotica from Terry Towers, Candi Cade, Lexi Wood, Saffron Daughter... and ME!

This book has been BANNED by... OMG, like everywhere: iTunes, Google Play, Kobo, etc, etc.

Because, you know, stepdaddies and stepdaughters, stepbrothers and stepsisters, cousins, sleep sex...

My story in Our Taboo Secret is called My American Cousin. Not much to say about it, so let's jump right into an excerpt:

There’s a movie from the 80s called “My American Cousin.” It’s about a young Canadian girl who’s got a crush on her James Dean-ish cousin from the States. All through my teen years, I fantasized that a handsome relative would drive up to the family farm and open up new worlds to me.

I never thought it would really happen.

And it didn’t—not exactly. Not the way I dreamed it would. He didn’t pull up at my family home in a stolen car like the character in the movie, but he was every bit as dreamy as James Dean. Even in a suit, I could tell he was a bad boy. He belonged in a leather jacket. I could smell it on him: black leather and cigarettes.

Robbie was the guy I’d been waiting for since I was twelve years old: my real-life American cousin. I didn’t even know he existed until my mother introduced us at a big family wedding. My heart just about stopped when our eyes met. When he said hello, I felt his voice between my legs, like a hot hand gripping me there. Squeezing. I was wet in an instant.

He said, “Nice to meet you,” but I couldn’t speak. My mother asked him all sorts of questions. He didn’t take his eyes off me as he answered. He didn’t even blink. His stare made me hot, made me sweat inside my satin gown, made my knees go all wobbly like I was going to fall on my face.

When the wedding band struck up an old doo-wop song, Robbie asked me to dance. Well, it isn’t so much that he “asked.” More like he took my hand and pulled me close, swaying with me on the dance floor.

I could feel his heartbeat. I could also feel his erection throbbing against my belly. My pussy was throbbing, too, but I bet he couldn’t feel that. I bet he could only feel my soft breasts melting into his chest. My whole body turned to liquid when he bent to my ear and whispered, “I like the way you move.”

Let's get linking, shall we? Our Taboo Secret is available now for the introductory price of $0.99, so don't think--just click:

Amazon UK|
Amazon Canada|
Amazon Australia|
Barnes & Noble|

Saturday, November 22, 2014

#MySexySaturday Seven Kisses is $0.99 This Weekend Only!

Hey, I wrote a book! It's a dark romance called Seven Kisses! And if you buy it this weekend at Amazon, it's only $0.99!

I used to have this view that authors who sold their novels for under a buck were seriously undervaluing themselves and their work. Now I realize you just have to. Unless you're Stephen King, this is what you've got to do to build momentum. If you're lucky. Which I usually am... not.

But enough about my failure to thrive. It's My Sexy Saturday and you know what that means: I get to showcase 7 paragraphs from my new book.

This week's theme is Thanksgiving and family and stuff, so I was super-super tempted to feature Adam and Sheree's Family Christmas (because brother/sister incest!) but I think it's enough that Gabrielle, my protagonist in Seven Kisses, is a total daddy's girl. Not in a sex way, despite what Mme de Villeneuve suggests in one scene later in the book.

But let's keep things light for now. Here are the first 7 paragraphs from Seven Kisses:

“Sounds like a fun vacation, Daddy. I’m getting a little jealous.”

“Gabby, I’ve told you a hundred times: you’re more than welcome to come along.”

“Nah, I don’t want to cramp your style.” Holding her phone to her ear, Gabrielle looked both ways before crossing the street. “Anyway, car shows aren’t exactly my thing.”

“Oh, that’s right,” her father said with a chuckle. “Instead, you’ve opted for… what’s it called, a hermit holiday?”

Gabrielle burst out laughing as she jogged across the road. “It’s called a staycation and you know it. You’re so corny, Daddy.”

“Made you smile, though.”


...and then things get DARK. But you have to read the book to find out just how dark.

Here's where you can buy a copy of Seven Kisses (brace yourself--it's quite a list):

Amazon UK:

Google Play:

Thursday, November 20, 2014

#FreeRead Wedding Heat: Friday (Yes, the ENTIRE series one box set!)

Today I'm taking a little break from telling you about my novel Seven Kisses (which comes out tomorrow, by the way!) to let you know you can now grab yourself a merry little copy of Wedding Heat: Friday (the series one box set) absolutely FREE!

The offer is available today and tomorrow only (that's November 20 and 21), so act fast!

This box set contains the first SIX stories in the wedding heat series.

Why am I giving it away such a high-value collection? To celebrate the fact that it's finally available in print!

And if a free ebook is more your style, booya:

And to find out more about the series:

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Okay, You've Waited Long Enough (Pre-order Seven Kisses for #99cents!)

I teased you earlier in the week with an undercover unreveal, where I only showed you the TEXT layer of the cover for my upcoming novel Seven Kisses. Today I'm showing you the whole shebang:

On my Mac, this cover appeared crisp and gorgeous. On this computer, it seems reaaaally dark... which, considering Seven Kisses is a dark romance, I guess I'll say was entirely deliberate. Can't see it at a glance? You've got to look closer. Take your time. Stare at it. I totally meant for that to happen. It's all part of my masterful marketing technique (HA!).

New news: Seven Kisses is now available for pre-order from Amazon for only $0.99. If you want this novel for $0.99, pre-order it NOW because, trust me, this price won't last:

Amazon UK:

Monday, November 17, 2014

Undercover Unreveal: Seven Kisses

Everybody does a cover reveal when they've got a new book coming out. I'm original. I'm doing an UNDERcover UNreveal for my upcoming dark romance, Seven Kisses.

What does that mean?

It means today I'm only showing you the cover TEXT, not the IMAGE. Instead of an image, I'm just giving you white space. You'll have to wait until Wednesday to see the entire cover, pretty picture and all!

Coming Soon: A Cover Reveal!

Saturday, November 15, 2014

#MySexySaturday The Book Nobody's Ever Going To Buy

I blogged earlier in the week about how a cheating spouse is the taboo nobody wants to face in erotic fiction... and how my semi-autobiographical release "My First Christmas as a Married Man's Mistress" is the ever-unpopular adultery erotica. I wonder how long it'll be on the market before somebody actually buys a copy. Anybody taking bets?

Anyhoo, here are 7 paragraphs from the book nobody buys:
A mistress never plans for the holidays. There’s no one to kiss at the stroke of midnight, that mystical juncture between New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. She’s never treated to dinner on her birthday. Forget Valentine’s, too; utterly out of the question. Her heart is not warmed by fuzzy pyjamas and turkey at Christmas, unless she has friends or family to take her in.

But rarely does a mistress maintain close friendships, and often does she splinter from her family. Families like for their girls to grow into respectable women who marry and spawn. Not vixens. Not thieves. Families have no place of worth allocated to those of us who consort with the husbands of the respectable wives-and-mothers we ought to be. The image held of us as the good little girls, good little women, respectable members of society, is all at once destroyed. Disappointment infuses the gazes cast upon us. We are not what they wished for us to be…

Ah, but this is all becoming a touch too philosophical for my liking. At this rate, I may never begin my tale. And it’s a good one, too. You would be loath to miss it. As you are likely aware, if you are a reader of my work, I am far more interested in sex than philosophy. And that is precisely what this story will contain, as soon as I stop rambling about nonsense.

In fact, this is not just one story, but many stories, many little fictions fastened together by a larger fiction. The key element making this such a fascinating tale is that, while the little fictions are just that—thrilling little stories I wrote one Christmas as a special gift for my lover—the larger fiction is true. It is the tale of my lover’s gift to me, mine to him, and the gift we shared between us.

The aforementioned ‘little stories’ are what we refer to as ‘flash fiction’ in the trade. They are very short, like little flashes. I don’t like to think of them in relation to flashers; that is far too obscene for my taste. Flash fiction is like a splash of sunlight across a grey winter sky. It doesn’t last for long, but it cheers away that sadness we begin to feel as the days become shorter and the dark nights expand, along with our waistlines.

The flash, because of its conservancy of words, leaves a lasting impression on our hearts and minds. On our bodies too, I should hope, since the material flowing from my fountain pen is essentially pornography.

Before I begin my tale—and you see now how I am procrastinating, most likely out of fear that you will judge me harshly for consorting with a married person—I would like to share with you an example of a flash. This was the first in the compilation I mentioned earlier, the gift I gave to my brilliant lover. One always hesitates to give one’s writing to a man one considers brilliant, for fear he will laugh at its innocent stupidity, but it was for this reason my gift had such impact. It was something I created from my body, my heart and my mind, exclusively for him. And now I share it with you.

(...if you buy a copy mwahahahaha...)

Now Available from:
Amazon UK:

Coming soon to other retailers

Friday, November 14, 2014

Monsters and Shifters and Men IN PRINT!

When you release a new book, it's smart to have the print version available right away. It's stupid to wait a month and then make the paperback available. As you know, I'm fond of doing stupid things, and so Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! is now available in print (fourteen million years after the ebook came out):

Just can’t get enough? Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! is full of spicy paranormal romances!

Inside you’ll find a princess in hiding, a forest full of shapeshifters and a faery with a secret. Curious about that mysterious man at the coffee shop? So are baristas Saada and Toby. Meanwhile, paranormal investigators Geoff and Anna are northward bound to search for the legendary Shadow People. And how will Artemis react when she encounters a cunning incubus who knows what he wants… and takes it?

Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! includes:

Shadow People
The Regular
A Tale of Fur and Flesh
Monstrous Obsession
Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

My First Christmas as a Married Man's Mistress

You know what's a great idea? Writing an erotic romance about an adulterous relationship.

Just kidding! It's a stupid idea, unless you like throwing your time down the toilet. Nobody buys adultery erotica. I'm not counting hotwife/wife watching stuff, because yes I know that sells like hotcakes. That's what I SHOULD have written if I wanted to sell copies and make money.

But I didn't know that when I started writing back in 2006. I didn't know what the market wanted. I barely knew what the market WAS. I just wrote about what was going on in my life, and at that time my decade-long affair with a married man was spiraling to a close.

I spent a good portion of my adult existence as a married man's mistress, so why wouldn't I write about it? That's what I figured. I had no idea adultery was the new taboo (and not in a good way). I wrote an entire short story collection (Audrey and Lawrence) about that relationship. What a waste of time. For the record, I still love those stories... but that's just me.

"My First Christmas as a Married Man's Mistress" is another adultery-themed book I stupidly wrote. It was first published in 2010 by lyd Alterotica and, at that time, was titled "A Mistress' Christmas." The publisher folded last year, as I've mentioned here before, but I didn't rush right out to republish this one because... what's the point when nobody's gonna buy it?

How's that for a defeatist attitude? That's me. I love my work but I have zero confidence in my ability to sell it.

So that's my marketing spiel. (HA!)

"My First Christmas as a Married Man's Mistress" is available again as an ebook. It's nothing like most erotic romance out there, but you can say that about most of my work. You can count on me to be different. But this one.... this one is super-different:
Giselle knows how hard it is to find a good Christmas gift for a married man. She wants to give him everything, but where would he put it? Sometimes the best place to hide a secret is in plain sight…

“This is not just one story, but many stories, many little fictions fastened together by a larger tale of forbidden love. While the little fictions are just that—thrilling narratives I wrote one Christmas as a special gift for my lover—the larger fiction is true. It is the tale of my lover’s gift to me, mine to him, and the gift we shared between us.”

Originally published as A Mistress’ Christmas, My First Christmas as a Married Man’s Mistress is a strange and dreamy holiday trip through one young woman’s illicit love affair.

Now Available from:
Amazon UK:

Also available from other retailers

Saturday, November 8, 2014

#MySexySaturday Shadow People

Earlier in the week, I posted about a new ebook called Shadow People. This novelette about paranormal investigators searching for legendary Inuit beings appears in Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! so it's possible you've already read it. If not, I've arranged for Shadow People to be FREE at Amazon this weekend! No reason not to grab it!

But in case you're not convinced, here are seven paragraphs from the middle of their investigation, when Anna's boss Geoff is obviously having trust issues where their translator is concerned...

Trailing behind Tukkuttok, Geoff leaned in so close Anna could feel his breath on her ear. “It seems we’re being stonewalled.”

“Right,” Anna chuckled. “It’s a conspiracy of elders across three Arctic territories.”

“Keep your voice down.” Geoff grabbed her forearm as he gazed up ahead at their translator.

“What, you think Tukkuttok is altering the elders’ statements?” she whispered. “That doesn’t make sense. You were there. You saw their reactions.”

“Think about it: who set up all our meetings?”

“Tukkuttok,” Anna said.

At the mention of his name, their translator turned around. “Hey slowpokes, catch up will you?”

Oooh... intrigue! Read the whole story now!

Amazon UK:

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Shadow People (now available as an e-book)

Once upon a time in the year of 2008, a story of mine called Shadow People appeared in an anthology called Bite Me! It was an anthology of MMF menage paranormal stories.

If you've been paying attention to this blog, you might have noticed I recently published my own anthology of MMF menage/multiple partner paranormal stories/novellas/novelettes called Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! I included Shadow People in that book.

Maybe you've read it.

And maybe you haven't!

And if you haven't, I'm here to announce that Shadow People is now available as its own little ebook exclusively with Amazon. Why would I do such a thing? Because I'm counting on some of you/them/people/readers being Kindle Unlimited subscribers. If you are, that means you can borrow Shadow People for free!

I'll also mention I used Amazon's "Cover Creator" feature (which has been in Beta for the past 45 years) to make that particular cover. What can I say? I like playing with software while I watch TV.

Anyhoo, blah blah blah I talk too much. Here's the blurb and links:

Traditional stories tell of Inuit who have crossed into the shadow world. No one has ever returned…

Paranormal Investigator Anna Fairclough hasn't had much luck getting interesting assignments. When her boss, Gentle Geoff, picks her to investigate the existence of the elusive Inuit Shadow People, Anna jumps for joy. When he decides to come along for the trip, she's over the moon!

But when their attempts to find the legendary Shadow People fail at every turn, Geoff doesn't seem so gentle anymore. In fact, he blames Anna for their failure. Will the novice parapsychologist ever discover the secret of the Shadow People? And have rumours of their shyness been greatly exaggerated?

Author’s Note: Shadow People includes mature content not intended for readers under the age of eighteen. 

Amazon link:
Amazon UK:

Kindle Unlimited

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

October's Printacular Bookiness

Every month I post about the bestselling print books in my catalog and October surprised me greatly. The clear winner was My Mistress' Thighs, which is an anthology of transgender erotic fiction and poetry. The surprising bit is that it's not a new book (in fact, it's in its second edition) and it's never been a super-strong seller. But, yeah, in October it just took off. The paperback vastly outsold the rest of my books in print. Way to go, My Mistress' Thighs!

Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry
Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention

A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.

This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.

From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica. 

Available from a bunch of places (if you like buying paperbacks from your local bookstore, you can always ask them to order a copy).

I'll throw in some honourable mentions for October, because why not? Other popular titles included: Giselle's Big Box of BDSM, Forbidden Folk, Cherry, and Like It's 1999: Diary of a Teenager in Love with a Teacher.

Congratulations, books, on being bought!

Friday, October 31, 2014

#MySexySaturday Lesbian Gold (that's code for PEE!!!)

Last week it was monster menage. This week it's lesbian watersports!

The theme for My Sexy Saturday is "date night" and, in a weird way, my story Golden Showers with the Landlord's Daughter (which appears in my new mini-collection LESBIAN GOLD) fits the bill.  Not because these girls go out for dinner and a movie or take each other to the theatre. That's not their thing. Their thing is late-night pee parties in the basement.

How I envy them. It's not everybody's fetish, but I loves me some golden showers. Love 'em!

There are three short stories in LESBIAN GOLD. The following 7-paragraph excerpt comes from the last of them. Enjoy!

From "Golden Showers with the Landlord's Daughter" by Giselle Renarde:

For my second year at university, I moved out of residence dorms and into a townhouse near campus. The newspaper listing had said “basement apartment,” but that wasn’t entirely accurate, since my “apartment” didn’t have a bathroom in it. Really, I was renting a bedroom with a microwave. To use the bathroom, I had to climb two flights of stairs and share with my landlord’s daughter Emma.

I never felt comfortable going upstairs in the middle of the night. Usually, I was up late studying or writing papers, and I hated the idea of disturbing the family. They were nice people. I didn’t want to bother them by turning on lights and flushing toilets at two in the morning.

One day, not long after I’d moved in, I was moving furniture around when I accidentally flipped up the carpet in my room. There was no subflooring. They’d put the broadloom down on bare concrete, and right near the corner there was a drain. A drain! It was a circle about three or four inches across, with a metal grate over it. Even after I’d covered it back up, I kept thinking about it.

Later that night, after two cups of tea and a bottle of water, I felt that heaviness in my pelvis. I needed to pee. The family had obviously gone to bed—there were no footsteps or TV sounds coming from upstairs—and that drain under the carpet was looking pretty appealing. What difference did it make if I peed in the floor? A drain was a drain, right? Those pipes all went to the same place.

So I lifted the carpet and pushed down my pyjama pants, kicking them across the room. All I had to do was squat. The drain was in the perfect position for me to press my back against the wall, so I knew I wouldn’t fall over. I spread my legs wide, staring down at the drain. I’d never had to aim my stream before. I didn’t know if I could pull it off. Hopefully I wouldn’t spritz all over the carpet.

It took a couple seconds before I could let loose. The feeling of peeing without being on a toilet was really strange at first, but also exhilarating. I felt kind of dirty, kind of naughty, like I was doing something I shouldn’t be doing. And I guess I was. I don’t think the family would appreciate it if they knew I was peeing on their floor.

The drain became my late-night secret place. Every day I looked forward to using it the same way I used to look forward to getting myself off with my vibrator or my fingers. Sometimes after my stream died down, I would flick my clit, rub it around a little, bring myself to orgasm in no time. I have no idea what turned me on about crouching in the corner of my bedroom to pee, but my pussy was always super-wet by the time I’d finished. Often, if I fucked myself with my fingers, I could get myself to squirt even more liquid. It would spray all over my palm and drip down from my hand. I wondered if I was the only girl in the world who did things like this. I couldn’t imagine it was common...

Oh, forgot to mention: this weekend you can snag LESBIAN GOLD for only $0.99 at Amazon. Grab it now! Price goes up Monday. Grab the pee! Grab it!

Amazon UK:
Amazon Canada:

LESBIAN GOLD will be available from other retailers, but we're not quite there yet.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Welp, I'm Ready for Halloween...

Are you?

Or do you need some spooky erotic fiction to get you there?

My pal M. Keep was kind enough to assemble a list of books you might like--everything from romance to erotic shorts. As you'll see, my new box set "Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My!" is on there. Grab it! Grab a whole bunch of books by authors you might know, might not know... who knows?

Anyhoo, here's the list:


TheodorasDescent_160x240J.E. and M. Keep: Theodora's Descent

Currently .99, down from 3.99 Oct 25-Nov 1

Buy it here | Subscribe to J.E. & M.'s Newsletter

In the dead of night, they call for her. The monsters and their strange, ancient city deep below the earth.
Theodora is not content to find a husband and settle down. She seeks adventure, not courtship.

She feels the primal pull of beings that shouldn't exist and falls into the den beneath. Saved by a monstrous man from the clutches of two vampires, she quickly realizes that her nightmares couldn't even come close to the things that haunt the underworld.

As she desperately seeks escape, can she survive the horrors that lurk below, or will she succumb to the power that reigns in the dark?

A dark, seductive force calls to her... pulls her towards its clutches...


Aubrey Dark: His

Currently .99, down from 2.99 until Oct. 27

Buy it here | Subscribe to Aubrey's Newsletter

I never meant to be here: tied up in bed next to a serial killer.

When I followed him home, I was just playing Nancy Drew. Trying to find out his secret. His kiss was intoxicating, and I thought he was harmless.

I was wrong.

Nancy Drew never ended up in a basement, handcuffed to a radiator, teased to the edge of insanity, begging to be let go.

Soon, I stopped begging to be let go.

Soon, I started begging to be HIS.

Author's Note: This is a dark romance novel with mature themes that might make some readers uncomfortable.

KnightsofStone_180x240Lisa Carlisle: Knights of Stone

Currently .99, down from 2.99, until Nov 2

Buy it here | Subscribe to Lisa's Newsletter

Gargoyles, tree witches, and wolf shifters have divided the Isle of Stone after a great battle twenty-five years ago. When Kayla, a tree witch, hears about the unconventional rock concerts in the gargoyle’s territory, she sneaks from her coven and into their territory to see for herself. Night after night, she returns to see one in particular shift into human form and play guitar at these unconventional shows.

For several nights, Mason has kept watch for the pixie-like female. He plans to seduce her, thinking she’s a visitor from another island. When he discovers she’s one of the tree witches, he retreats, attempting to keep his distance. The temptation is strong, but forbidden.

Kayla and Mason attempt to meet in secret, but other elements on the isle command their attention. A magical cloak created by the three clans on the island is thinning, leading to repercussions for all the clans. Kayla and Mason are caught in the middle of it, and their actions may change the fate for all.

LundaHoldings_160x240Natalie Deschain: Luna Holdings: A Novel

Buy it Here | Subscribe to Natalie's Newsletter

The first full length novel by Natalie Deschain!

Karen needs a job and she needs it now. Down to combing online classifieds, she sends off her resume to Luna Holdings, even though she has no idea what the company actually does. Five minutes later, a sultry voice calls and identifies herself as Lilith Chambers, Vice President of Human Resources. The interview is a cakewalk, and Karen gets the job on the spot.

This is no ordinary company, and Lilith is no ordinary boss. The accounting manager is a dragon. The mail room is full of undead and a troll guards the front desk, and Lilith...

Lilith is complicated. Ancient monster goddesses need love, too.

MonstersShiftersMen_160x240Giselle Renarde: Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My!
Currently 2.99, down from 5.99, until Nov 7

Buy it Here | Subscribe to Giselle's Newsletter

Just can’t get enough? Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! is a box set full of spicy paranormal romances.

Inside you’ll find a princess in hiding, a forest full of shapeshifters and a faery with a secret. Curious about that mysterious man at the coffee shop? So are baristas Saada and Toby. Meanwhile, paranormal investigators Geoff and Anna are northward bound to search for the legendary Shadow People. And how will Artemis react when she encounters a cunning incubus who knows what he wants… and takes it?

Still craving beastly men? Good thing this collection includes a bonus werewolf tale by renowned author Savannah Reardon!

Monsters and Shifters and Men, Oh My! includes two novellas, three novelettes and one short story devoted to menage and multiple partner romances.

Erotic Shorts:

BadWolfOntheRun_160x240J.M. Keep: Bad Wolf, On the Run

Currently .99, down from 2.99, until Nov 2

Buy it here | Subscribe to J.M.'s Newsletter

Sarah is fleeing from something that no one believes exists. The stuff of fairy tales and myths.

The werewolf pack are right on her tail, and they won’t rest until she’s claimed by them. But one wants her more than the others, more than even she could have guessed.

A dark fairy tale erotica. Can be read as a standalone or with Bad Wolf, Be Good.

BadWolfBeGood_160x240J.M. Keep: Bad Wolf, Be Good

Currently .99, down from 2.99, until Nov 2

Buy it here | Subscribe to J.M.'s Newsletter

Sweet and pristine, the dark inhabitants of the woods knew not to touch the young woman that lived in the depths of the forest.

Yet the beast that stalks her has nothing to fear of being cursed. Nothing to lose if he claims her for himself. After all, he already has the wolf’s blood coursing through him, and can't control his lusts.

A dark fairy tale romance. Can be read as a standalone or with Bad Wolf, On the Run


Victoria Kasari: Halloween Hooker Costume

Currently .99, down from 2.99, until Oct 31

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Librarian Veronica spends her days fantasizing about the local college studs. She knows they’re looking at her…but she’s far too shy to do anything about it.

When her Halloween costume leads to them mistaking her for a hooker, she gets the opportunity to live out every fantasy she’s ever had. Dare she accept their offer…and if she does, can she maintain the deception?

BimboCostumes_160x240Nadia Nightside: Bimbo Costumes!

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On Halloween night, six paranormal investigators enter the legendary Bimbo House, haunted home of a bygone sex-crazy sorority. Two gorgeous mediums, who happen to be lesbian lovers; an arrogant scientist and his mousy, sexually repressed wife; and the one survivor of Bimbo House, with a HUGE memento dangling between his legs, and his beautiful caretaker who is secretly in love with her charge.

Inside the lust-filled sorority mansion, these six soon chance upon strangely alluring, sexy Halloween costumes—flirty cheerleader, sexy witch, all the Halloween standards. But when innocent people put on these lusty costumes, they transform into sex-obsessed nymphomaniacs! The costumes can turn even the manliest man into a sexy, girly, sex-obsessed bimbo, and do! Every hot babe altered in this house is given big breasts, a giggly brain, and produces a very special product from their overflowing cups!

Unless they’re all careful, there’s no way they’ll survive Halloween night without transforming into lusty beings bent only on deviant sexual acts and making heirs…

MatedtotheAlienGang_160x240Audrey Grace: Mated to the Alien Gang

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Brenda is lost on the snaking country back-roads. She shouldn't have tried to find that shortcut! She decides to sleep in her car until the next day. There's no use driving around in the dark.

But when she is beamed onto an alien ship, and surrounded by a group of them, she realizes she might just be in trouble. They tell her they need to mate with her in order to save their species. All of them.


Audrey Grace: Seeded by the Alien God

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When rumors of an alien spacecraft hovering over the subtropical jungle in Borneo surface, journalist Katrina Johnson is sent to investigate. But she's skeptical. She doesn't really believe that there is an alien ship, and she doesn't really believe aliens exist, either. Until she sees it with her own eyes.

Determined to get some groundbreaking footage, she sets off into the jungle at night with the aim of getting closer to the alien ship, when she's sucked into a portal, and transported to an alien world.

Disorientated and confused, Katrina is flabbergasted when a gorgeous man approaches her, and he's completely in the nude. He's an alien, and he's got big plans for her. He plans to seed her, in front of a stadium of onlookers!


Natalie Deschain: Night of the Monsters

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In this raucous horror-comedy erotic novella from top 100 author Natalie Deschain, five college students take a spring break vacation in the deep woods.

They expect a weekend of roughing it and maybe a little exploration, but the lurking monsters surrounding the cabin have other plans for the weekend in this loving homage to the horror genre.


Natalie Deschain: Werewolf Pirates

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Top 100 Erotica Author Natalie Deschain returns to paranormal erotica with a bang in this super-steamy novella. Prepare to be boarded!

When black sails appear on the horizon, Catherine St. Claire knows she's in trouble. These are no ordinary pirates, in search of cargo to steal and captives to ransom. The ship bearing down on her is the Fang, crewed by bloodthirsty, plundering monsters in search of precious booty. They're WEREWOLF PIRATES!

With her own ship sinking beneath the waves, Catherine and her Irish maid are taken captive as the personal prizes and pets of Gregor, the fearsome captain of the monstrous crew. Catherine is repulsed by his brutality and bestial rage, but entranced by his overwhelming, regal strength and powerful, dominant will. As her new captain breaks her down into his willing pet, she breaks him with her beauty, charm, and song. Deep within the monster hides a broken man, and only Catherine can soothe the savage beast.

When Catherine is wounded in a sea battle, Gregor saves her the only way he knows how, by passing the werewolf curse to her- and the first thing a newly afflicted female werewolf does is go into heat! Filled with new, insatiable lust, her desires are overwhelming.

Just as Catherine begins to reach the man inside the beast, a terror from his past comes calling. The Fang and its crew aren't the only monsters prowling the waves, and an old enemy is out for blood.

BONUS! Contains a sample of Natalie Deschain's epic paranormal erotic novel, Luna Holdings.

IdSellMyInnocentSoul_160x240Cassandra Zara: Taboo Fantasies: I'd Sell My Innocent Soul For Him

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Between school, studying, and my family teasing me, I couldn't wait to move out of this miserable household. I hadn't even had my first time yet! There was only one thing that I liked about life right now, and that was the man of the house. Late on the night before Halloween, I saw a shooting star and made a wish. Then I made a darker request of the night.

“I'd sell my innocent soul to the devil for one night of hard sex with the man of the house...”

The next day, Halloween, I met Lucy. In her red skirt and tank top, she tempted me with her body, gave me my first cigarette, snuck me my first drink. When she gave me my first kiss, I knew we had something special. So when she suggested that we go downstairs and put on a show for the man of the house, I couldn't refuse. I knew he wouldn't be able to resist his bratty princess. After all, I was willing to do anything to tempt him, anything for him to take me hard and unprotected.

Even make a bargain with Lucy...

TheWildHunt_159x240E.K. Sabins: Veil of Undoing: The Wild Hunt

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Between the waking world and dreams, there is the Veil.

One day of the year is known as the time when the fabric between worlds slips away, and our ancestors knew that dangerous things lurked beyond what we call reality. They have been called many things, but they were almost universally feared. And they haven’t gone anywhere.

Guarded as they always were, by deep, primal magics, the creatures from beyond the Veil continue to snatch people from this world, and they continue to ride The Wild Hunt.

The Wylde Hunt by J. D. Harding
William was just a lad when he reached out a hand to snatch a loaf of bread, from the wrong table! Now he’s a man who has lived for 230 years as a prisoner to a mysterious Lady of the Fae, Queen of her own realm and more beautiful than dawn.

Will her court’s annual hunt give him a chance to escape his bondage, or double his sentence? And what price will he be willing to pay for freedom?

Into the Fire by E. K. Sabins
Grete never thought much of herself, she was just another daughter of another poor miller in another little village on the edge of the German black forest, but her life is changed forever when a mysterious trio of men arrive on All Hallow’s Eve.

What has become of the family she left behind? Will Grete be burned by the realm of fire, or will she learn to master it’s secrets?