Deadline's Approaching for Best Bondage Erotica 2015

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Lexi Wood's been up to no good... (yes, we're talking taboo erotica)

A certain sock puppet called Lexi Wood has recently taken over my computer and my self-publishing accounts. Not just that--she also convinced me to create book covers for this new series of taboo smut she's cooked up.

Her stories are about Uncle Larry, whose wife has just left him, and his niece Theresa, who's come to live with him and babysit his boys for the summer.  Even though they're only related by marriage, they know how wrong it would be if they surrendered to temptation... but I have a feeling they'll go through with it anyway. That sort of thing tends to happen in smut.

The first story is available now: 

In The Pool With Uncle Larry (at Smashwords)

In The Pool With Taboo Larry (at Amazon)

By day, she takes care of his kids. By night, she takes care of him.

Oh, there are about a million reasons why Theresa should keep her paws off Larry. For starters, he’s her uncle. In case that’s not enough, she’s been playing nanny to his kids since their mother ran off. When Uncle Larry catches Theresa alone in the pool at two in the morning (and doing more than just skinny dipping), they can’t resist any longer. Why does something so wrong feel so right?

There’s no way the boys—or anyone else—can find out what’s really going on. It’s too taboo…

Buy Now!

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IIQ4U9A

Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IIQ4U9A

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/409876
 
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LEXI WOOD is a sock puppet who came to life one night while her keeper was out picking up Chinese food. When nobody’s around, she bashes her face against a typewriter until stories come out. And those stories are shocking.

Lexi’s exterior is 53% acrylic, 37% nylon, and 10% recycled tinsel. On the inside, she’s full of bloodlust, wanderlust, lust-lust, bathtub gin, and pills she found on the floor. She also got into those tranquilizers you give your cat to get it in the travel carrier. You shouldn’t leave those things lying around.

Handmade in Vulgaria.

When she’s feeling dirty, Lexi likes to be held in soapy water and rubbed vigorously. In her spare time, she sits on the shelf, waiting for someone to shove a fist in her hole.

Obligatory Family Day Post (or "Watching Downton Abbey With My Mother")

Today is a holiday in Ontario.  It's "Family Day." Usually I blog about that as a concept, but after spending yesterday with my mom and a couple of my siblings, I'm just going to post this conversation that happened during Downton Abbey (it was LAST week's episode, which I'd missed):

Mom: I've never seen this show before.

Me: It's a soap opera.

Mom: Who is that?

Me: Anna. She's a maid.

Mom: Oooh... what happened?

Me: She was raped.

Mom: By him?

Me: No. That's the Earl. He owns the house.

Mom: Is that girl a maid too?

Me: (laughing) No, that's Lady Mary.  She's one of the Earl's daughters. She sort of runs the house. Kind of.

Mom: Is that the Head Servant?

Me: The butler, yes.

Mom: Is that the girl who was attacked?

Me: No, that's Lady Edith. Her fiancee is missing.

Mom: I wonder how they get their hair like that.  Do you think they... (Sorry, guys, my mom talked about hair over an entire scene and I don't remember a word she said, until:) ...and then they'd put pins in it, like bobby pins, to keep the curls in place.

Me: Okay.

Mom: Oh... HER!

Me: Maggie Smith.

Mom: She's in this?

Me: Yes.

Mom: Is that the girl who was attacked?

Me: No, that's Lady Edith again.

Mom: Do they always talk about pigs this much?

Me: Yes, Downton Abbey is 50% pigs.

(my sister walks into the room)

Sister: This episode was on last week.

Me: I know. I missed it.

Mom: I've never seen this show before.

Sister: What? We watched it together last week.

Mom: Hmmm... I thought I'd never seen it before.

Sister: We watched this EXACT episode last week!

Mom: I must have fallen asleep.

Sister: No, you didn't. You asked me questions through the entire thing.

Mom: Do you know how they get their hair like that?

Sister: THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME LAST WEEK!

(aaaaand scene)

Happy Family Day.
Giselle

A Kinky Gift for that Special Someone on Valentine's Day

See that sparkly-ass sign up there? That's what my girlfriend gave me for Valentine's Day. According to the tag on the back, it cost her $3 at Dollarama.  I'd say she overpaid, but I'm just not that into sparkly junk from the dollar store. We don't usually exchange gifts for Valentine's Day (I didn't get her anything), and I guess you might say something is better than nothing... but it's not.

Sweet also gave me some great sex, though. If I associate this stupid sparkly gift with the way she kissed me today... okay, it kinda makes me smile.  I haven't thrown it in a dumpster yet, so that's something.

Speaking of great sex and Valentine's Day gifts, today is the re-release date for my anthology Kinksters: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasures. 

• Buy it for yourself, buy it for your sweetheart, buy it for your kinkiest friend or, hell, buy it for your mother--I won't judge.  
• Buy the ebook today and you'll get it right now. Most retailers have a way to send an ebook as a gift, if you're giving it away.
• Buy the paperback and, okay, you won't get it immediately but you'll end up something you can hold in your hands.

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a group of kinksters!

In this anthology by kinky queer Canadian Giselle Renarde, a Domme and sub share their fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornadoes and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls.

A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who’s shocked to discover her lover’s “other woman” is actually a man, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels.

Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.

Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!

Table of Contents

1. Knowing the Ropes

2. Five Body Blade

3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn

4. Honey Trap

5. In the Eye

6. Waxing is for Pussies

7. The Other Other Woman

8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party

9. Wonderful Wing Boys

10. Debbie Does Dalhousie

11. Rainbow Night

12. Lesbukake

Where can you get your copy?  Right here:

B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kinksters-giselle-renarde/1118605549?ean=9781495460258

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405431

All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-kinksters12storiesofwildgroupsexbisexualfunandkinkypleasures-1420223-147.html

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/KINKSTERS-Stories-Group-Bisexual-Pleasures/dp/1495460258/

Coffee Time Romance: http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/BookStore/pubs_product_book_info/indie-authors-giselle-renarde-c-152_193/kinksters-wild-group-sex-bisexual-fun-and-kinky-pleasures-p-11807

CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/4657279

 
Happy Valentine's Day and Enjoy!
Giselle