Saturday, November 30, 2013

Guess What Else Came Back? My Mistress' Thighs!

Yesterday I told you my award-winning trans lesbian Christmas novel The Red Satin Collection is back in print. Today another fan favourite is back on the market.  If you missed it the first time around (when it was published by loveyoudivine Alterotica), you can grab a copy of My Mistress' Thighs NOW in paperback or as an ebook!

(As an aside, I asked my girlfriend to proof the manuscript for me and she was like, "You know the title is grammatically incorrect, right?"  Uhhh... it is?  Talk about embarrassing!  My Mistress' Thighs is previously published.  It was awarded an honourable mention in the 2011 Rainbow Awards.  And all this time it should have been My Mistress's Thighs, not My Mistress' Thighs? I suck!  But when I re-published it I decided to keep it wrong to commemorate... well, I don't know what.  Just for fun.)

My Mistress’ Thighs: Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry

Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention

A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.

This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.

From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica.

Table of Contents

Sonnet: Fear of Drowning
The Public Life of Private Paulsen
Friends of Dorothy
Sonnet: Earthly Constellations
Dressing for Dinner
Love in the Time of Instant Messenger
Third Rail
Sonnet: Time That You Love
A Wolf in Grandmother's Clothing
Secrets and Guys
Sonnet: Light Walker
Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice
Cock for A Day
Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again
Sonnet: A Female Bond
Spring Fever
Sonnet: My Mistress' Thighs


“The trick,” Patrick told me, “is to find someone who complements you.”

My throat produced a familiar noise, something like a giggle that only comes about when you’re trying not to cry.  “Yes, you really don’t compliment me often enough.  I’ll feel much better if you tell me I’m pretty.”

“Of course you’re pretty, but that’s not what I’m talking about.”  The off-handed compliment made my heart soar.  “What I mean is that if you look for someone who’s identical to you, there are too many sames.”  To illustrate his point, he withdrew his fingers from mine, only to press his fingertips against my fingertips so they exerted some pressure.  “When someone’s the same as you, all the sticky-outy parts meet up and you deflect each other. You see what I’m saying?”

“Yes.”  It suddenly occurred to me that this might be a break-up conversation, which I don’t think I could have handled on a first date.

“But when you meet a person who complements you—and I don’t mean this in a sexual sense—all the sticky-outy parts on you correspond to all the curvy-inny parts on them.”  Patrick brushed his fingertips down a touch until his were between mine.  Our fingers no longer deflected one another.  Now, they snuggled in, fingers woven between fingers, until we were holding hands again.  “You see?  When people complement each other, they fit together so easily.”

Was he talking about us?  I didn’t want to ask, but it was too early on.  Instead, I sat perfectly still, gazing at our interwoven fingers as though they might open to reveal a crystal ball.  Was that my future cradled in the sweating palms of our hands?  I had my doubts, but I could so easily be swayed.


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Giselle Renarde is a queer Canadian, avid volunteer, and contributor to more than 100 short story anthologies, including Best Women’s Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bondage Erotica, and Best Lesbian Romance. Ms Renarde has written dozens of juicy books, including Anonymous, Ondine, and Nanny State. Her book The Red Satin Collection won Best Transgender Romance in the 2012 Rainbow Awards. Giselle lives across from a park with two bilingual cats who sleep on her head.

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